Sam Lutfi drugged Britney Spears

February 5th, 2008 // 162 Comments

Details of the restraining order against Sam Lutmcgyver have surfaced and it paints a pretty ugly picture of what’s been going down with Britney. Lynne Spears provided most of the information in the document and it contains allegations that Sam was drugging Britney. TMZ reports:

At one point Britney “picked up a bottle of pills and read part of the label and asked us, ‘What does insomnia mean?’ Sam told her that the pills will help her stay awake.” Lynne continues, “Sam told Jackie and me that he grinds up Britney’s pills, which were on the counter and included Risperdal (an anti-psychotic drug for schizophrenia and bipolarity) and Seroquel.” The docs continue, “He told us that the doctor who is treating her now is trying to get her into a sleep-induced coma so that they could then give her drugs to heal her brain.”

After downing the pills, Sam then tried to get Britney to do shots of tequila. He also told Britney that Adnan is gay and later threatened Lynne:

Lynne claims before leaving for the drug store that night, Sam gave her drugs upstairs “to make her more light-hearted, happy, and fun.”
During a dispute later that night, Sam allegedly said, “If you try to get rid of me, she’ll be dead and I’ll piss on her grave.”
Brit said, “Can I see another psychiatrist so I can see my babies?” Sam responded, “If I told you to take 10 pills a day, you should do what I tell you to see your babies.”

This explains so much. First, and most importantly, yes, Sam Lutfi indeed has an unhealthy obsession with urinating on the dead thus validating all my jokes. Second, this could mean that Britney is not bipolar after all. She’s just been on the longest drug binge of her life. You know, not counting her years in the Mickey Mouse Club. Back then it was all about Barbie dolls and pure Colombian snow. I heard Britney mugged a seven dwarf for coke money. Of course, you didn’t read about that one in the papers. And not because I made it up.


  1. W
    T the fuck?

  2. PunkA

    #47. ok, where do I deliver it for you to suck on til you feel better? Or lick, whatever.

  3. What about your wife PunkA??

  4. PunkA

    #53, a lollipop dude. With mystical powers and stuff in it. Not MY lollipop. sheesh

  5. Now I have lost all respcet for you PunkA

  6. PunkA

    #55 whatever dude. You just offered to be FRIST’s dealer. but thanks for the judgmental BS.

  7. Dr. Phil

    Now, now, boys, try to get along. McLoven, you just made PunkA lose his erection (or at least that’s what the scientist with the high-powered microscope is saying).

  8. stop fighting over me! Gah, you can both be my dealer….I would need more than one anyway..

  9. Ooohhh Thanks FRIST..

  10. awesome111person

    Hey 44, you idiot it’s not a “pap story” it’s a restraining order and Mom Spears said those things under penalty of perjury.

    Lying to the media is one thing, making false statements to the police and committing perjury is entirely different.

    If you go to TMZ you can read the whole thing, it’s frightening.

  11. If FRIST is in the mood for lolipops the line starts behind me

  12. There’s Jimbo! Hey Jimbo, whatever happened to FishStick? And where’s Shallow Val? And what happened to the midget I used to keep under my bed??

  13. Trover

    Lufti is gonna be someone’s bitch in prison. ANd lucky for him, he just might get pissed on there and see how great it really is.

  14. FRIST, can’t you tell a Jimbo Troll??

  15. Ript1&0

    If any of this is true, this is shortly going to be the most hated man in America.

    It made me burn reading it. Fuck you Sam Lufti. I hope when Britney gets her strength back she has her people cut your dick off while you watch (sober). And then tosses it into a fire while you watch (sober and screaming). After which you are jailed for life (dickless).

  16. Oh, uh…yeah..

  17. I know there get get pretty close to the real thing from time to time. but there is no substitue for the real Jimbo!!

  18. Yes, that is true McLoven..

  19. This is all a bit sad.
    Brit –
    ‘Music is your friend.
    I can’t wait until you’re on the road again.’
    Binky : And if people say you’re just talking to yourself. Tell ‘em to F’off.
    Cliff Notes : Right @ on !
    Public at LARGE : You betcha.
    GenerationWTF : Like, maybe it just means, it’s like ‘Happy Hour’

  20. woodhorse

    I agree whole-heartedly Ript1&0. I have to add that I hope some desperate crack-head gets ahold of his car and credit cards.

  21. #70, that would be the same as saying you hope some crackhead gets a hold of Britney’s credit cards and car..

    Well, I’m outta here!

  22. Kim Kardashian (Gypsy, Tramp, & Thief)

    I’ll hold onto his credit cards.

  23. Binky

    Ooopps – looks like I was on topic there for a change…..oops
    Sorry about that Frist and McLoven.
    )Feel a bit like Eugene Levy in an American Pie movie.(

  24. Liars Liars Pants on Fire

    Oh Please!

    Britney is just a wonderful angel, and Sam tricked her to take drugs. She is just so perfect and everyone else around her is the devil.

    Britney is an adult and almost 30 years old, not an eight year old child.

    Her parents make me sick!

  25. Marie

    Why not write about the wedding between French president Sarkozy and former model Carla Bruni? That would be a nice topic to deal with. AND I heard that Bruni had undergone complete facial surgery in her youth. And before she married Sarkozy, the stole the husband of the daughter of a famous writer! That made a best seller in France “Rien de grave” (nothing too serious)
    Isn’t that interesting?
    Marie, 19, France

  26. Fuck the french!!

  27. Arejay

    Hey ! Just like my other post a week or so ago said, you dont know nothing yet.. Just wait, it will STILL GET BETTER!!!


  28. Frogs Suck

    #75 -

    Marie, no one cares about the Stinky French.

    Your president married one of the Rolling Stones’ leftovers, so what, big deal, no one cares….

  29. woodhorse

    FRIST – you are right that I wouldn’t want to sink as low as Sam but I would like him to get a payback similar to what he dished out: she was helpless, he is not, he should not get to enjoy the money he stole from her.

  30. @75 I fart in your general direction..

  31. mamadough

    the french are only good at surrendering and pairing wine w/cheese. Hey Marie, why don’t we talk about that day of august 17th, 1892 when the ex-butler of abe lincoln got a cucumber stuck in his ass and had to remove it with a badger?

  32. Binky

    #75 Marie – Sarkozy kisses G.W. ‘s ass and Carla used to go out with DONALD TRUMP. ( Enuff said)
    If he was going out with Alizee, well, call me babe.
    (And Carla’s lyrics are very simple – no depth. What are ‘toi’ (ok ‘vous’) superficial ? )

  33. negroes kill

    kill all sand neegers

  34. IKE

    Again I say,
    2008′s Version
    Elvis —— Brit Brit (sure, you say, “not as much talent.” Look at music as a whole today….less talent across the board.)

    Colonel Parker ——- Sam Leechy

    Hopefully we can have a happier ending than before. Maybe a Playboy spread or two. Huh? Damn, did I just undermine my argument by looking for titties.

  35. And #75 why aren’t you guys in Iraq ?
    Didn’t you cave when they started ordering the ‘Freedom Fries’ ?
    Non ?
    They even had it with the burger deal….Mon Dieu ! (sp?)

  36. Ript1&0

    I care about the French.

  37. Well #86 I agree. I went out with a girl from Paris for a while and other than the ‘personal hygiene thing’ she was quite nice.
    Believe me – they’ll let you know what’s exactly wrong – anything- anytime – anywhere !

  38. Ted from LA

    Nothing to see here folks. Move along. Nothing to see here… move along.

  39. I think I’m gonna vote for Obama..

  40. lentista

    sami drugs up brit cuz thats the only way he can fuck her…..good job….

  41. I agree. It’s too bad Dennis and Edwards are out Frist.
    But go Obama. They say he’s a bit CFR ( Council for Foreign Relations) – but any guy who has a grandmother living in a hut in Kenya – deserves a shot to completely FUCK UP. ( as they say in the industry)

  42. steve

    Instead of voting for Obama, why not just blow up some American civilians? Cut out the middle man.

  43. TS

    I really can’t believe this story has gotten to this point. Just when I thought I had read it all. I still have no sympathy for her though. I see it as Darwinism in action. She’ll be dead before too long. Too bad it didn’t happen before she had the chance to propagate. It’s all her mom’s fauls so when Brit dies, Lynne shold wrap her lips around a tailpipe.

    What up FRIST!!! Long time.

  44. #92 Steve – for those of you keeping score at home.
    9/11 was an inside job. Deal with it buddy.

  45. Hey, TS, where you been?

    I was kidding before. I don’t vote..

  46. steve

    So who’s gonna volunteer to grind up pills for Binky?

  47. Welcome to the site Steve .
    Very funny,

  48. Britney

    I think Binky takes 10 verbal laxatives before turning on his computer at night.

  49. Brit – you’re gr8 as well
    ( Hang on – I’ll pull a few more links )

  50. Cliff Notes : We got a live one Bink !
    Binky : Settle down Cliff

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