Sam Lutfi drugged Britney Spears

February 5th, 2008 // 162 Comments

Details of the restraining order against Sam Lutmcgyver have surfaced and it paints a pretty ugly picture of what’s been going down with Britney. Lynne Spears provided most of the information in the document and it contains allegations that Sam was drugging Britney. TMZ reports:

At one point Britney “picked up a bottle of pills and read part of the label and asked us, ‘What does insomnia mean?’ Sam told her that the pills will help her stay awake.” Lynne continues, “Sam told Jackie and me that he grinds up Britney’s pills, which were on the counter and included Risperdal (an anti-psychotic drug for schizophrenia and bipolarity) and Seroquel.” The docs continue, “He told us that the doctor who is treating her now is trying to get her into a sleep-induced coma so that they could then give her drugs to heal her brain.”

After downing the pills, Sam then tried to get Britney to do shots of tequila. He also told Britney that Adnan is gay and later threatened Lynne:

Lynne claims before leaving for the drug store that night, Sam gave her drugs upstairs “to make her more light-hearted, happy, and fun.”
During a dispute later that night, Sam allegedly said, “If you try to get rid of me, she’ll be dead and I’ll piss on her grave.”
Brit said, “Can I see another psychiatrist so I can see my babies?” Sam responded, “If I told you to take 10 pills a day, you should do what I tell you to see your babies.”

This explains so much. First, and most importantly, yes, Sam Lutfi indeed has an unhealthy obsession with urinating on the dead thus validating all my jokes. Second, this could mean that Britney is not bipolar after all. She’s just been on the longest drug binge of her life. You know, not counting her years in the Mickey Mouse Club. Back then it was all about Barbie dolls and pure Colombian snow. I heard Britney mugged a seven dwarf for coke money. Of course, you didn’t read about that one in the papers. And not because I made it up.


  1. The Office Whore

    omg FIRST!

  2. awesome111person

    fuck this

  3. Tanisha

    Pop off, son!

  4. Good lord. This is getting silly.

  5. awesome111person

    meant to say “fuck him” damn I’m dumb

  6. MIMI

    You are HORRIBLE cracking on Britney right now!


  7. Howard Stern


  8. Holly

    If that is true then he needs to stay away from her. It’s like Anna Nicole and Howard Stern. He kept her completely incoherent and drugged so his cash flow wouldn’t run out. So sad…I hope she gets better and can take control of her life.

  9. OSAMA bin Laden…OSAMA Lutfi

  10. Seriously though. Poor girl. If they took her off all the uppers/downers, she would be a normal human being.

    “Can I see another psychiatrist so I can see my babies?”

    That quote is just heartbreaking.

  11. D. Richards

    Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Sam Lufti is a genius.

    Drugging the helpless and threatening to piss on Britney’s grave. Somebody give this guy the key to Los Angeles.

  12. Alexandra

    I think a lot of people have taken advantage of this girl and it’s all going to come out now. Yes, She’s an adult technically but she doesn’t have the skill-set of a real adult – maybe oneday she will. You go Papa Spears!

  13. Sid

    Lynne saw Sam grinding up Britney’s pills, and then 50 Cent told him to get the fuck off the stage. That was the best part.

  14. Frank Lucas' Bitch

    Although Britney’s a whore and I hate her and I secretly wished she’d have died instead of Heath Ledger, this is getting a little over the top. I do feel kind of bad for her, she’s seriously mentally ill and she needs help. What does it take to put a mentally unstable person in the hospital in America!!? This is retarded.

  15. zane

    “Can I see another psychiatrist so I can see my babies?”

    “No, sweetie. They have a restraining order against you.”

    that’s the full quote.

  16. Sam

    “What does insomnia mean?”

    “It’s in the dictionary, look it up for yourself. It’s right next to “retarded”.

  17. aeuwave

    if this is true, i really feel badly for britney. no one deserves that. however, that will teach her to not put her life in others hands.

  18. Utley

    “That quote is just heartbreaking.”

    Great. The Heath Ledger postmortem erection cockgobblers have made it over to this thread. Have a good cry, ladies. Jesus.

  19. ScottL

    Wow this Lufti is a real snake

  20. aeuwave

    oh yea, and i hope she presses charges against him.

  21. steve

    Poor Britney. It IS just like Howard Stern – somebody’s drugging these retarded whores and not even coma-fucking them until they scream when they pee in the morning. Gays. What fucking freaks, all of them.

  22. SOS

    Maybe all she needs is an effing shower?!!!!!!!

  23. gits

    That bastard! Anybody with any shred of human decency and concern for Britney whould have changed her diapers and prepared her bottles.

  24. Pete

    more like an effing golden shower.

  25. Auntie Kryst

    Oy vey, all you goyum get your jewish svengalis’ of blong hillbilly women correct. The dickhead that controlled Anna Nicole was Howard K. Stern, that’s a K in the middle. Just plain Howard Stern is a radio DJ, the self-proclaimed the King of all Media, and master over Jessica Hahn. Jewish men in general secretly control all forms of communication and the banking system. It’s quite simple really.

  26. bobo5anik

    really beautiful. Her album is the most popular one at the celebrity and millionaire dating site named”Searching Millionaire dot com”

  27. Auntie Kryst

    Fucking typos, blong = blond.

  28. causeyourhot

    Get your SAVE Britney t-shirt


  29. quagmire

    Lufti no good for her. he sell her soul to make soup for his eating. god bless briney of her fine once blond hair i am enamored. go britney

  30. Uranus

    Britney’s family: Fucked up
    Adnan & Lutfi: Even more fucked up

    Resolution: She needs to participate in a witness protection program in another country where someone will teach her manners, some common sense and maybe even read her book. No celebrity business, just some random family and nobody would know who she was.

  31. anita

    If this story is indeed true then mother Spears is more retarded than both her super retarded daughters……shouldn’t surprize us though.

  32. Steve

    Creative bunch these Spears’ aren’t they! This is absolutely rediculous. Did that woman fall asleep in front of ‘Murder, She Wrote’ or something?

    My money is on that. — Ooh talking of money have you heard about that dating site for celebrities and millionaires? No? Oh thats because it doesn’t exist. — Anyway SHAVE BRITNEY!.

  33. Califlame

    That effing scumbag. Would someone just KILL HIM??? Please???
    And do Paris while you’re at it.

  34. OlderMom_1959

    Hayyyy you know i love me a good fish taco but just 67 calories – and this dish is delish! Who is everybody voting for on supertuesday? Dave says the colored one will never make it. he’s such a mysogenist. ROFL Alls I know is I keep moving and my fitness goals cant miss. Girls, trust me you can be size 22 and curvy and beautiful. I have to log off before Dave sees me on here. lol laters yall.

  35. mrs.t

    Much grave-pissing from our man, Lutfi. He needs to switch it up a bit….how about some “I’ll dance on your grave in a red dress”. Seriously, this is the third reference to pissing on graves in as many days from this twat.

  36. capt awesome

    yeah, it’s all this dirtbag’s fault for her bad decisions.

    think back, people…. waaay waaay back…. years ago….

    remember when britney married that guy in vegas and then got it annulled a couple days later? oh yeah, now you remember. yeah, there it is.

    you think any person in her position would be stupid enough to do that?


    trust me, this idiot was making extremely stupid decisions a LOOOOOONG time before any of these “opportunists” came along.

  37. TS

    #1 – you’re a total loser, worse than Britney. Go back to your lesbian vegetable sex.

  38. clareargent

    This poor girl has nobody. That’s sad. Laugh all you want, it’s just really sad.

  39. Obviously he does not have Britney’s interests at heart and is bad news, but, I also think that he is the scapegoat for Britney’s actions.

    I don’t think I have ever felt sorry for a celebrity before….this is a first!

  40. capt awesome

    #39… this girl has nobody???

    are you f’ing kidding me?

    who the f took her to the top of the charts? produced her albums? choreographed her routines? produced worldwide concert tours? helped carve her path so that she could be multimillionaire before 25? you think she did those things on her own?

    she had EVERYTHING and instead of listening to the PROS who have done this a million times with other up and coming stars, she started firing those people and surrounding herself with dirtbags.

  41. Obviously he does not have Britney’s interests at heart and is bad news, but, I also think that he is the scapegoat for Britney’s actions.

    I don’t think I have ever felt sorry for a celebrity before….this is a first!

  42. Damn! Where can I find a Sam Lufty??

  43. PunkA

    If it is true, the dude will end up in jail. So I doubt it is true. Just some backroom jackass pap story to entertain themselves. Right, Fish?? RIGHT???

    Hey FRIST, ever try lollipop treatments?

  44. Right here baby. I will be your Sam Luffy..

  45. I LooooooooooooooVE YOU BRITNEY!! you is HOT GIRL!

  46. #44 no, but I’ll try anything once..

    Aww…thanks McLoven!!!

  47. Cindy

    Maybe he needed to drug her to get a break from cleaning up her bouts of explosive diarrhea when the laxatives hit.

  48. independent

    Restraining order? They should award Sam full custody of Britney for an entire year. He would fix her right up. That man is the only sane person in her life. Lets look at all the things he did right:

    1. Recognizing that Adnan is gay. Check.
    2. Grinding up anti-psychotic pills to put her in a coma so he could cure her brain. We’ve all been saying this for a long time. Check.
    3. Letting Britney know he and his time tested 10 pill a day regiment is the only psychiatry she will ever need. Check.
    4. Keeping her calm and content by reassuring her with false hopes of ever seeing her tots again. Check.
    5. Giving her more pills to make her happy and fun, while simultaneously threatening to piss on her grave. Check and Check.

    Long live Sam. I salute him for his selflessness. The man is pure empathy.

  49. PunkA

    #47. ok, where do I deliver it for you to suck on til you feel better? Or lick, whatever.

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