Sam Lutfi drugged Britney Spears

February 5th, 2008 // 162 Comments

Details of the restraining order against Sam Lutmcgyver have surfaced and it paints a pretty ugly picture of what’s been going down with Britney. Lynne Spears provided most of the information in the document and it contains allegations that Sam was drugging Britney. TMZ reports:

At one point Britney “picked up a bottle of pills and read part of the label and asked us, ‘What does insomnia mean?’ Sam told her that the pills will help her stay awake.” Lynne continues, “Sam told Jackie and me that he grinds up Britney’s pills, which were on the counter and included Risperdal (an anti-psychotic drug for schizophrenia and bipolarity) and Seroquel.” The docs continue, “He told us that the doctor who is treating her now is trying to get her into a sleep-induced coma so that they could then give her drugs to heal her brain.”

After downing the pills, Sam then tried to get Britney to do shots of tequila. He also told Britney that Adnan is gay and later threatened Lynne:

Lynne claims before leaving for the drug store that night, Sam gave her drugs upstairs “to make her more light-hearted, happy, and fun.”
During a dispute later that night, Sam allegedly said, “If you try to get rid of me, she’ll be dead and I’ll piss on her grave.”
Brit said, “Can I see another psychiatrist so I can see my babies?” Sam responded, “If I told you to take 10 pills a day, you should do what I tell you to see your babies.”

This explains so much. First, and most importantly, yes, Sam Lutfi indeed has an unhealthy obsession with urinating on the dead thus validating all my jokes. Second, this could mean that Britney is not bipolar after all. She’s just been on the longest drug binge of her life. You know, not counting her years in the Mickey Mouse Club. Back then it was all about Barbie dolls and pure Colombian snow. I heard Britney mugged a seven dwarf for coke money. Of course, you didn’t read about that one in the papers. And not because I made it up.

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Comments (162)

  1. The Office Whore | February 5, 2008 at 4:04 pm

    omg FIRST!

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  2. awesome111person | February 5, 2008 at 4:04 pm

    fuck this

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  3. Tanisha | February 5, 2008 at 4:05 pm

    Pop off, son!

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  4. Famous Plastic | February 5, 2008 at 4:05 pm

    Good lord. This is getting silly.

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  5. awesome111person | February 5, 2008 at 4:05 pm

    meant to say “fuck him” damn I’m dumb

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  6. MIMI | February 5, 2008 at 4:06 pm

    You are HORRIBLE cracking on Britney right now!

    GO TO HELL FISH-EGGS!

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  7. Howard Stern | February 5, 2008 at 4:06 pm

    Copycat.

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  8. Holly | February 5, 2008 at 4:07 pm

    If that is true then he needs to stay away from her. It’s like Anna Nicole and Howard Stern. He kept her completely incoherent and drugged so his cash flow wouldn’t run out. So sad…I hope she gets better and can take control of her life.

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  9. Alex | February 5, 2008 at 4:07 pm

    OSAMA bin Laden…OSAMA Lutfi

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  10. Famous Plastic | February 5, 2008 at 4:08 pm

    Seriously though. Poor girl. If they took her off all the uppers/downers, she would be a normal human being.

    “Can I see another psychiatrist so I can see my babies?”

    That quote is just heartbreaking.

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  11. D. Richards | February 5, 2008 at 4:08 pm

    Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Sam Lufti is a genius.

    Drugging the helpless and threatening to piss on Britney’s grave. Somebody give this guy the key to Los Angeles.

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  12. Alexandra | February 5, 2008 at 4:09 pm

    I think a lot of people have taken advantage of this girl and it’s all going to come out now. Yes, She’s an adult technically but she doesn’t have the skill-set of a real adult – maybe oneday she will. You go Papa Spears!

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  13. Sid | February 5, 2008 at 4:09 pm

    Lynne saw Sam grinding up Britney’s pills, and then 50 Cent told him to get the fuck off the stage. That was the best part.

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  14. Frank Lucas' Bitch | February 5, 2008 at 4:10 pm

    Although Britney’s a whore and I hate her and I secretly wished she’d have died instead of Heath Ledger, this is getting a little over the top. I do feel kind of bad for her, she’s seriously mentally ill and she needs help. What does it take to put a mentally unstable person in the hospital in America!!? This is retarded.

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  15. zane | February 5, 2008 at 4:12 pm

    “Can I see another psychiatrist so I can see my babies?”

    “No, sweetie. They have a restraining order against you.”

    that’s the full quote.

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  16. Sam | February 5, 2008 at 4:13 pm

    “What does insomnia mean?”

    “It’s in the dictionary, look it up for yourself. It’s right next to “retarded”.

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  17. aeuwave | February 5, 2008 at 4:13 pm

    if this is true, i really feel badly for britney. no one deserves that. however, that will teach her to not put her life in others hands.

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  18. Utley | February 5, 2008 at 4:15 pm

    “That quote is just heartbreaking.”

    Great. The Heath Ledger postmortem erection cockgobblers have made it over to this thread. Have a good cry, ladies. Jesus.

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  19. ScottL | February 5, 2008 at 4:15 pm

    Wow this Lufti is a real snake

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  20. aeuwave | February 5, 2008 at 4:15 pm

    oh yea, and i hope she presses charges against him.

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  21. steve | February 5, 2008 at 4:18 pm

    Poor Britney. It IS just like Howard Stern – somebody’s drugging these retarded whores and not even coma-fucking them until they scream when they pee in the morning. Gays. What fucking freaks, all of them.

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  22. SOS | February 5, 2008 at 4:19 pm

    Maybe all she needs is an effing shower?!!!!!!!

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  23. gits | February 5, 2008 at 4:23 pm

    That bastard! Anybody with any shred of human decency and concern for Britney whould have changed her diapers and prepared her bottles.

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  24. Pete | February 5, 2008 at 4:24 pm

    more like an effing golden shower.

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  25. Auntie Kryst | February 5, 2008 at 4:26 pm

    Oy vey, all you goyum get your jewish svengalis’ of blong hillbilly women correct. The dickhead that controlled Anna Nicole was Howard K. Stern, that’s a K in the middle. Just plain Howard Stern is a radio DJ, the self-proclaimed the King of all Media, and master over Jessica Hahn. Jewish men in general secretly control all forms of communication and the banking system. It’s quite simple really.

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  26. bobo5anik | February 5, 2008 at 4:26 pm

    really beautiful. Her album is the most popular one at the celebrity and millionaire dating site named”Searching Millionaire dot com”

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  27. Auntie Kryst | February 5, 2008 at 4:27 pm

    Fucking typos, blong = blond.

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  28. causeyourhot | February 5, 2008 at 4:28 pm

    Get your SAVE Britney t-shirt

    causeyourhot.com

    SAVE BRITNEY

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  29. quagmire | February 5, 2008 at 4:35 pm

    Lufti no good for her. he sell her soul to make soup for his eating. god bless briney of her fine once blond hair i am enamored. go britney

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  30. Uranus | February 5, 2008 at 4:36 pm

    Britney’s family: Fucked up
    Adnan & Lutfi: Even more fucked up

    Resolution: She needs to participate in a witness protection program in another country where someone will teach her manners, some common sense and maybe even read her book. No celebrity business, just some random family and nobody would know who she was.

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  31. anita | February 5, 2008 at 4:37 pm

    If this story is indeed true then mother Spears is more retarded than both her super retarded daughters……shouldn’t surprize us though.

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  32. say what, seriously? | February 5, 2008 at 4:37 pm

    THat says it all.

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  33. Steve | February 5, 2008 at 4:43 pm

    Creative bunch these Spears’ aren’t they! This is absolutely rediculous. Did that woman fall asleep in front of ‘Murder, She Wrote’ or something?

    My money is on that. — Ooh talking of money have you heard about that dating site for celebrities and millionaires? No? Oh thats because it doesn’t exist. — Anyway SHAVE BRITNEY!.

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  34. Califlame | February 5, 2008 at 4:47 pm

    That effing scumbag. Would someone just KILL HIM??? Please???
    And do Paris while you’re at it.

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  35. OlderMom_1959 | February 5, 2008 at 4:52 pm

    Hayyyy you know i love me a good fish taco but just 67 calories – and this dish is delish! Who is everybody voting for on supertuesday? Dave says the colored one will never make it. he’s such a mysogenist. ROFL Alls I know is I keep moving and my fitness goals cant miss. Girls, trust me you can be size 22 and curvy and beautiful. I have to log off before Dave sees me on here. lol laters yall.

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  36. mrs.t | February 5, 2008 at 4:57 pm

    Much grave-pissing from our man, Lutfi. He needs to switch it up a bit….how about some “I’ll dance on your grave in a red dress”. Seriously, this is the third reference to pissing on graves in as many days from this twat.

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  37. capt awesome | February 5, 2008 at 4:59 pm

    yeah, it’s all this dirtbag’s fault for her bad decisions.

    think back, people…. waaay waaay back…. years ago….

    remember when britney married that guy in vegas and then got it annulled a couple days later? oh yeah, now you remember. yeah, there it is.

    you think any person in her position would be stupid enough to do that?

    exactly.

    trust me, this idiot was making extremely stupid decisions a LOOOOOONG time before any of these “opportunists” came along.

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  38. TS | February 5, 2008 at 5:05 pm

    #1 – you’re a total loser, worse than Britney. Go back to your lesbian vegetable sex.

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  39. clareargent | February 5, 2008 at 5:05 pm

    This poor girl has nobody. That’s sad. Laugh all you want, it’s just really sad.

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  40. A-Bug | February 5, 2008 at 5:07 pm

    Obviously he does not have Britney’s interests at heart and is bad news, but, I also think that he is the scapegoat for Britney’s actions.

    I don’t think I have ever felt sorry for a celebrity before….this is a first!

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  41. capt awesome | February 5, 2008 at 5:09 pm

    #39… this girl has nobody???

    are you f’ing kidding me?

    who the f took her to the top of the charts? produced her albums? choreographed her routines? produced worldwide concert tours? helped carve her path so that she could be multimillionaire before 25? you think she did those things on her own?

    she had EVERYTHING and instead of listening to the PROS who have done this a million times with other up and coming stars, she started firing those people and surrounding herself with dirtbags.

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  42. A-Bug | February 5, 2008 at 5:10 pm

    Obviously he does not have Britney’s interests at heart and is bad news, but, I also think that he is the scapegoat for Britney’s actions.

    I don’t think I have ever felt sorry for a celebrity before….this is a first!

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  43. FRIST!!! | February 5, 2008 at 5:14 pm

    Damn! Where can I find a Sam Lufty??

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  44. PunkA | February 5, 2008 at 5:18 pm

    If it is true, the dude will end up in jail. So I doubt it is true. Just some backroom jackass pap story to entertain themselves. Right, Fish?? RIGHT???

    Hey FRIST, ever try lollipop treatments?

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  45. McLoven | February 5, 2008 at 5:18 pm

    Right here baby. I will be your Sam Luffy..

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  46. barack obama | February 5, 2008 at 5:20 pm

    I LooooooooooooooVE YOU BRITNEY!! you is HOT GIRL!

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  47. FRIST!!! | February 5, 2008 at 5:21 pm

    #44 no, but I’ll try anything once..

    Aww…thanks McLoven!!!

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  48. Cindy | February 5, 2008 at 5:23 pm

    Maybe he needed to drug her to get a break from cleaning up her bouts of explosive diarrhea when the laxatives hit.

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  49. independent | February 5, 2008 at 5:24 pm

    Restraining order? They should award Sam full custody of Britney for an entire year. He would fix her right up. That man is the only sane person in her life. Lets look at all the things he did right:

    1. Recognizing that Adnan is gay. Check.
    2. Grinding up anti-psychotic pills to put her in a coma so he could cure her brain. We’ve all been saying this for a long time. Check.
    3. Letting Britney know he and his time tested 10 pill a day regiment is the only psychiatry she will ever need. Check.
    4. Keeping her calm and content by reassuring her with false hopes of ever seeing her tots again. Check.
    5. Giving her more pills to make her happy and fun, while simultaneously threatening to piss on her grave. Check and Check.

    Long live Sam. I salute him for his selflessness. The man is pure empathy.

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  50. PunkA | February 5, 2008 at 5:26 pm

    #47. ok, where do I deliver it for you to suck on til you feel better? Or lick, whatever.

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