Sam Lufti to make medical decisions for Britney

January 31st, 2008 // 77 Comments

There’s nothing like waking up in the morning and finding out Britney Spears went insane again while you were sleeping. As I’m sifting through the deluge of info, it appears Sam Lufti is was the point man with the doctors who are taking care of Britney. During her last trip to the hospital, she signed some form stating she doesn’t want her parents involved in any type of medical emergency, according to TMZ:

We’re told her dad had gone ballistic back then, screaming and swearing at Lutfi — even pushing him — in front of Britney. As to what paperwork was signed, the cleanest thing would be if Britney signed a durable power of attorney, giving someone power to make medical decisions on her behalf in an emergency. We are told no such document was signed, but somehow Britney made it clear she wanted Lutfi to make those decisions.

Obviously her parents have called in all kinds of lawyers to get this mess straightened out. In the meantime, E! Online is reporting that Sam is the one who contacted Britney’s psychiatrist to get the ball rolling. Plans had been laid for days to get Britney hospitalized and the LAPD was ready for the call:

Lutfi was said to be key in making it happen, even over the objections of the singer’s recently reunited mother, Lynne.
“The scene inside the house was chaos,” the insider continued. “Lynne was shouting at police. She didn’t want them to take Britney away at first. It was a zoo.”

Here’s an interesting little item that I remembered from yesterday on TMZ. Britney and Sam got into a loud screaming match in front of the paps over who would drive her new Mercedes Benz. The Benz that Sam made her go out and buy while her parents were in town. He was spotted driving the car to the hospital this morning. It seems like Britney is Sam’s goose that lays the golden eggs. As long as he keeps her in the hospital, he still gets to have McMuffins. Or maybe an omelet. Western style. I guess what I’m trying to say is, I haven’t had breakfast yet.


  1. dude on a wire

    Bad Career Move

    Just when she was about to take a dump on the front lawn they decide to make her sane? There is no market for a sane version of Brit. It isn’t like a new and improved version is going to erase her previous antics… and if we are talking about a career comeback… put me in the skeptical camp. I suppose we still have the memories.

  2. #46 – Uhhhh Janey… if Ted from LA is supposed to give you a manmeat colonoscopy, can I at least take my face off of your hoo ha first? I mean, coooooome oooooon… it ain’t that kinda party…

    Do like Karate Kid ,S Balls… fuck off fuck on… fuck off fuck on…

  3. You will always be my first love Rich…. Here lemme make it up to you, I’ve got a place to rest your balls.

  4. Auntie Kryst

    @47 Ditto your comments. Thanks OW for that link. Chimps dressed as people = comedy. It’s gold Jerry, gold!

  5. Keith

    I don’t understand any of this. Either that, or it’s all bullshit. It’s hard to imagine she’s on another 5150 if she’s not immediately suicidal or talking about kidnapping her kids. Do you know how impaired you have to be to have somebody else assume power of attorney or act as a health care proxy? It usually happens with severely ill and incapacitated people, for example advanced Alzheimers. Do you really think if you are physically healthy, but – possibly – suffer from some type of mental illness, somebody else can assume control over your health care decisions and finances? True, that used to happen. In the 1950s. In the Soviet Union. It’s amazing what people still believe about mental illness in the U.S. in the 21st century.

  6. Sapphire Eyes

    Sam Lufti “Britney, honey I left my wallet in the car…could you pick up the check please? And while we’re talking about checks, can you write me another one for $15,000?”

    Anyone calling Lufti a douchebag is, well, insulting the real douchebags of this world.

    I hope Britney gets the helps she so obviously, desperately needs.

  7. nipolian

    No #55….It’s true…….The monkey really is dressed up like a cowboy and riding a dog.

  8. The Office Whore

    57- nipolian…………. bwahahahaha! cheers.

    LadyJane- all your ass/balls talk finally got TT here…. I knew it was only a matter of time…although that should also cue Jimbo’s troll.

  9. Anal Fistula

    no more shitney, ok? it’s disgusting and depressing. let her die in peace.

  10. D. Richards (Cumstain.)

    Wouldn’t it be so awesome if Sambone Lufti has been behind Britney’s problems; say maybe he’s been feeding Spears small amounts of arsenic for the past couple of months — just enough poison to keep Brit-Brit confused and aloof enough to keep her spending money. That would make me come: Splat!

    But what-if Lufti is actually the good guy in the Britney-debacle. Lynne Spears is the bad-woman-cunt who secretly wants Britney to kill herself so that she can consume all those millions, and millions of dollars of inheritance — but the plan backfired as the result of Britney’s last few remaining lucid thoughts being directed towards the realization that Lynne is the culprit behind the mental instability — so she refuses her parents custody of her lifeless living body! Heavy.

    Hugh? I have too much time on my hands and I should instead use my energy to work, rather than type insane drivel? Whatever.

  11. Anonymous

    Lisa, yes, he is single. Why don’t you contact him for a date?

  12. Dick Richards

    #46! You said the magic word! ‘Up’.. Yes!

  13. #59 – Maybe she needs a “how to kill yourself right, the first time!” instructional video… dude, you should totally volunteer.

  14. Texas Tranny

    Hell yes…………….

  15. Texas Tranny

    You got that right, the only thing that would get me here faster would talk of pretty panties.

  16. zane

    I feel so bad for Britn—–HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Almost. I almost got that one out.

  17. jason

    she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined an online service
    SugarMommaMatch.c it is a site for men to date sexy women or rich women date cute men.. spoil and support
    them. what a f slur..

  18. steve

    Dear TheSuperficial Writer,
    Is it me or have the past couple postings on here been super shitty writing? Please proof read before posting.

    And it’s Sam LuTFi, not Sam LuFTi.


  19. Mr.Poon

    OK who farted?

  20. misery bunny

    I’m a bigger fan of Adnan. At least he wears Brit’s dirty Sanchez with pride. He gets right in there. Whereas Lufti’s looks like he tried to wash it off before doing the walk of shame. It’s the WALK OF SHAME

  21. misery bunny

    for goodness’ sake.

  22. Anonymous


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  23. grobpilot

    What the fuck is it with these shitbag cocksuckers and their little landing strip chins? Goddamn dumbest fucking look I’ve ever seen. Fucker looks like a prancing, flaming little faggot. I guess when he grows up, he wants to be just like Adnan.

    Got that out of my system. Fucker.

  24. missywissy

    I would give my rights to Britney Spears before I’g give them to Lynn Spears. That woman is all about the benjamins. How can you give paid interviews about your kids and put them in this industry in the first place? You can tell she is having such a hard time keeping her mouth shut around the paps. She just HAD to answer them when they asked how Brit was doing. She HAD to. It was too much for her to keep her mouth shut. She might had gone as nuts as her daughter had she not. Nobody knows what’s up with Sam Lutfi. We all want to assume he’s a golddigger. Maybe the guy has a plan? Maybe, then again… What I just read was he was ready to send Brit back for help even over Lyn’s protests. Did I read that right???? The guy stood up to that she-pimp? Lyn was ready to put her daughter on Dr. Phil for fuck’s sake. Mo money mo money. Brit cut her mom off for a reason. Obviously Sam thought they should try to make up, but maybe Brit was right for cutting her off. I think Sam acts like a screwy person, but maybe he’s playing his cards right to be able to stay around Brit and get her right. As for their “argument” in the car, that was so stupid. She wanted to drive and wasn’t getting her way so she opened the door a did that stupid British accent to draw attention, he would give in to shut her up, and she got her way. She was acting like a little brat. “Sit here. Sit down here. Thank you”. This was not a real fight. All in all, anyone but Hillary. Anyone but Lynn.

  25. missywissy

    p.s. Adnan dresses exactly like that musical guy from Millionaire Matchmaker on Bravo. He should seriously think about getting a new stylist. How many times can he be referred as a douche???

  26. Conan The Gramarian

    Lutfi or Lufti?….make up your mind

  27. Janine

    I don’t get it! Why wouldn’t she just make her own medical decisions? I guess because she is not sane enough to? This guy might be a gold digging douche, but at least someone is getting crazy the help she needs finally!!!!!

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