Sam Lufti to make medical decisions for Britney

January 31st, 2008 // 77 Comments

There’s nothing like waking up in the morning and finding out Britney Spears went insane again while you were sleeping. As I’m sifting through the deluge of info, it appears Sam Lufti is was the point man with the doctors who are taking care of Britney. During her last trip to the hospital, she signed some form stating she doesn’t want her parents involved in any type of medical emergency, according to TMZ:

We’re told her dad had gone ballistic back then, screaming and swearing at Lutfi — even pushing him — in front of Britney. As to what paperwork was signed, the cleanest thing would be if Britney signed a durable power of attorney, giving someone power to make medical decisions on her behalf in an emergency. We are told no such document was signed, but somehow Britney made it clear she wanted Lutfi to make those decisions.

Obviously her parents have called in all kinds of lawyers to get this mess straightened out. In the meantime, E! Online is reporting that Sam is the one who contacted Britney’s psychiatrist to get the ball rolling. Plans had been laid for days to get Britney hospitalized and the LAPD was ready for the call:

Lutfi was said to be key in making it happen, even over the objections of the singer’s recently reunited mother, Lynne.
“The scene inside the house was chaos,” the insider continued. “Lynne was shouting at police. She didn’t want them to take Britney away at first. It was a zoo.”

Here’s an interesting little item that I remembered from yesterday on TMZ. Britney and Sam got into a loud screaming match in front of the paps over who would drive her new Mercedes Benz. The Benz that Sam made her go out and buy while her parents were in town. He was spotted driving the car to the hospital this morning. It seems like Britney is Sam’s goose that lays the golden eggs. As long as he keeps her in the hospital, he still gets to have McMuffins. Or maybe an omelet. Western style. I guess what I’m trying to say is, I haven’t had breakfast yet.

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  1. shopaholic

    the sooner they get rid of this guy the better for britney
    first?

  2. holla@meh

    i think i got to this post first… lol

  3. Jeff

    What a gold digging A-Rab.

  4. holla@meh

    no, definatly didnt… lol

  5. UglyPeopleSafaris

    what a tool…. or stool

  6. Rug Muncher

    Wow, she really digs the landing strips on her guys’ chins.

  7. Victoria

    I’m pretty sure that even a toddler could make decisions in the best interest of Britney Spears at this point.

  8. Sam Lufti

    Yes, give her to me.
    I will take care of her privates.
    Take her money.
    Go with her to Quizno’s
    keep applying red lipstick, and highlighting her acne with it…
    and make sure she never showers again, as I have always done.

    I am obviously better than her parents and previous real managers that propelled her to stardom, through outrageous album sales and super good looks, who told her to behave herself.

  9. lisa

    he is my favorite. I am his big fan. Is he single now? Just curious. I saw his profile on millionaire dating site CelebMingle.com last week.

  10. Jeff

    Isn’t that the lead singer in Sam The Sham and the Pharaohs?

  11. Lipper

    From what I’m hearing, the judge is now taking responsibility for her, and the judge is calling the shots til its figured out. Or am I just 10 minutes behind everyone?

  12. Does all of her male cohorts need to look like they have pussy face?

  13. Does all of her male cohorts need to look like they have pussy face?

  14. Gerald_Tarrant

    Her parents should call Homeland Security on his ass.

  15. sherry mac

    hmmm breakfast sounds good go sam i wish i could be like u…i would have fun with this whole thing if i were you go spend before her parents cut u out of the picture…have fun dude…

  16. sherry mac

    hmmm breakfast sounds good go sam i wish i could be like u…i would have fun with this whole thing if i were you go spend before her parents cut u out of the picture…have fun dude…

  17. FRAN

    Huh? Sam is now the guy most concerned about Britney and was the one leading this? And Lynne didn’t want Britney hospitalized? This information seems completely backwards.

    If Lynne didn’t want Britney hospitalized, she is a horrible mother — just like her daughter is to her little boys. Britney definitely needs to be committed, and if anyone in her inner circle was against this, then the judge should think about committing them as well.

  18. can’t….be…..bothered….to…give…a…..shit……

  19. Cheez It

    Wow, she really has hit rock bottom, depending on some dooshbag to make her medical decisions.

    More PICs of Britney here:

    http://www.internetisseriousbusiness.com

  20. SSS

    I think what #11 heard would be the best for her. And I can’t believe I’m saying this, but if not the judge, then KFed would be better than any of her family or Lufti.

    Except for the judge, everyone else stands to profit off her, but hopefully KFed would try to remember that she’s mother to two of his boys, and for their benefit would try to help her (more than the others in her life — man I hope the judge takes over for a while!)

  21. Gerald_Tarrant

    It really doesn’t matter too much. I think a pet rock could make better decisions for Britney than she can make for herself.

  22. Greedo the Dead

    TMZ is reporting the opposite.

    STOP MESSING WITH MY MIND!!!!

    Just leave Greedo alone. He’s a human being!

  23. Woo hoo! I double posted! Where’s anonymous? I need to pick up my douche badge!

  24. LL

    Jesus Christ. I gotta wonder what the hell could have happened between Britney and her parents to make her say, “I want this golddigging douchebag to make all my MEDICAL decisions for me.” Are her parents that bad? Or is she just that dumb, that she believes that dickweed gives a shit about anything but her bank account? Her parents seem to care, I don’t believe they only care about her money, I don’t think they’re monsters, esp. her father. It’s too bad he didn’t put a beat-down on that crotch-chinned asshole. K-Fed is looking smarter with every passing day for cutting her loose, though that appears to have accelerated her downward spiral.

    Again, good thing her kids aren’t around this shit. To all you who think it was terrible that she lost custody of her kids, do you still think that? What good would it have done them to see Mommy get taken away, again?

  25. Phil McGraw PhD

    Brit:

    Why are you gettin’ guidance from a cheeseball loser with a beard that looks like diarrhea dripped on pita?

    Honey, you just can’t tame a possum with applesauce and a cheese grater. Might as well hum YMCA in the prison shower and then wonder why your cheeks don’t close anymore.

    Tough love is a long road, Sweetcheeks, and the gas stations on this route area all out of Crazy though the soy tacos aren’t as bad as folks say.

    -Dr. Phil

  26. The Office Whore

    This is about as entertaining as watching a monkey ride a border collie.

    It just doesn’t get old. You can still laugh and laugh and laugh…

    And I don’t apologize for it.

    I’m sorry, that’s just the way I am..

  27. Mr.Poon

    Well this can only end well.

  28. I can't believe anyone supports Sam over her parents ( unless you want her dead )

    “Here’s an interesting little item that I remembered from yesterday on TMZ. Britney and Sam got into a loud screaming match in front of the paps over who would drive her new Mercedes Benz. The Benz that Sam made her go out and buy while her parents were in town. He was spotted driving the car to the hospital this morning. It seems like Britney is Sam’s goose that lays the golden eggs. As long as he keeps her in the hospital, he still gets to have McMuffins. Or maybe an omelet. Western style. I guess what I’m trying to say is, I haven’t had breakfast yet.”

    Even the SF writer sees this.

    Why are people so anti-parents??

    You might as well hate Justin Timberlake’s parents, Christina Aguilera’s mom,
    pretty much anyone else who is famous’ parents.

    So the sister got pregnant.
    She had sex at 16, isn’t really that crazy AT ALL. Most people actually do have sex by 16 or 17! Her mom can’t be with her every second, she is 16, can drive, and go places on her own like other 16 year olds.

  29. Ted from LA

    #22,
    Technically, Greedo, if you’re dead, you’re know longer a human being. Emphasis on “being.”

  30. Ted from LA

    In other news, CNN has reported that over 740,000 people have died in Iraq since the U.S. invasion. Does anyone know what Britney was wearing when they took her away?

  31. Auntie Kryst

    The LAPD was ready for the call, WTF does that mean? Were the 911 lines kept clear waiting for the call, a motorcade was on standby? I feel bad for regular LA folks, what a way to burn through taxpayer money. I’ll admit though I like LA’s ambulances. I miss Emergency 51, “Rampart we got ourselves a crazy hillbilly, requesting 5150 over.”

  32. Hey Office Whore, where is the video of the monkey riding the border collie?

  33. celebritard tours

    http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,23069455-5013761,00.html

    Article about Britney’s CRAZY family background. Actually kind of sad.

  34. @31 Auntie, They are saying on the news here that this was all preplanned for days. Britney’s parents were working with the whack job unit in the LAPD.

  35. Proud American

    1. Name your two U.S. Senators. I don’t know the names of Hockey players.
    2. Name Britney’s two children. Coaster and Ashtray
    3. Name the Secretary of the Treasury. Nicholas Cage
    4. State how much Britney makes per month. $10,000 batshit crazy, look at me I’m an unfit mother, fat, attention whore dollars (roughly the same as Rosie O’Donnel)
    5. How much have interest rates decreased with the last two fed moves? Paris Hilton went to prison.
    6. Who is Kim Kardashian dating? A urine sample form the state pen.
    7. Who is next in line to be President of the United States if President Bush and Vice President Cheney are removed from office? Adnan Ghalib
    8. What mammal does Hayden P want to save? Milo Ventimiglia
    9. Who are the two remaining Republican candidates for president? Larry Birkhead and Howard K. Stern
    10. Who was the surprise 6 foot 4 penis to visit Britney as she was leaving the hospital? Oprah.
    11. Where was Barack Obama born? Canada.
    12. How often does Janince Dickinson shave her nuts? Every 4 hours, just like Barbara Walters and Whoopi Goldberg.

    So Ted did I win???

  36. lithium_makes_ you_ fat

    brit you can do this.

  37. nipolian

    Britney has an uncle that is known locally (in Kentwood, Louisiana) as ‘Road Kill Willie’ because he survives by cooking and eating animals that have been hit by cars.
    Buahahahahahahaha………Fucking priceless! Can it possibly get any more hillbilly than that?

  38. @35 U da bomb!! This F*&^ing company I work for blocked the video. I will watch it tonight at home.

  39. Is it wrong of me to desire Ted from LA?

  40. @40 No, we all desire you.

  41. Well, then, come over and play…..

  42. Sexy ESQ

    In order to be a part of Britney’s circle you have to meet the following criteria:

    1) Be a total douche bag
    2) Look like a total douche bag
    3) Be broke ass and sponge off of her

    Am I missing anything?

  43. Sexy ESQ

    In order to be a part of Britney’s circle you have to meet the following criteria:

    1) Be a total douche bag
    2) Look like a total douche bag
    3) Be broke ass and sponge off of her

    Am I missing anything?

  44. Ted from LA

    #40,
    If loving me is wrong, you don’t want to be right.

  45. Shut up and stick it up my ass already…..

  46. nipolian

    Office Whore you are absolutely right……..I could never get tired of watching that video (or watching Brits life implode)…….Bless you.

  47. I want to play too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    @35
    Whiplash is fucking hilarious, that shit never gets old. Did you go to the FW Stockshow and see him?

  48. shweaty balls

    This is in no way in defense of Britney but, perhaps helps us understand what the fuck is going on.

    Britney, who has lost vitation with her children, has exhibited VERY “unstable behaviour similar to that of her paternal grandmother, Emma Jean Spears, who shot herself in the chest in 1966 at her son’s grave who died 3 days after he was bron. The suicide reportedly left her four other children mentally scarred. Britney’s dad Jamie was just 13.”

    “Spears’s aunt Sandra Bridges Covington, with whom she had been very close to, died of ovarian cancer on January 21, 2007.[129] Spears then stayed in an off-shore drug rehabilitation facility in Antigua for less than 24 hours on February 16.[130] The following night, Spears went to a hair salon in Tarzana, California and shaved her head bald with clippers.”

    “Long before Spears’ downfall two of her uncles, now in their 40s, went off the rails and ended up homeless with extensive criminal records.
    Although her dad tried to help his brothers by finding them occasional work as odd-job men, Spears has tried to distance herself from her hillbilly uncles, who live as drifters in her hometown of Kentwood, Louisiana.
    One of the brothers is known locally as ‘Road Kill Willie’ because he survives by cooking and eating animals that have been hit by cars.
    He has convictions for burglary and selling drugs and in the past has spent time living in tents or sleeping in cars. Meanwhile, her uncle June has in the past been charged with assault with a deadly weapon and driving under the influence. In 1991 his then wife Jodi filed a restraining order against him after he allegedly kicked her in the head and chest and threatened to kill her.
    One local has been quoted as saying: ”Britney’s uncles are a couple of the biggest outlaws in Kentwood.”

    Jaimie Spears (Brit’s Dad) has been quoted as saying “She’s a very sick little girl”, he obviously knows what he’s taling about. There is ALWAYS a history and people who had bad childhood’s more often then not become bad parents. Why? Because no one ever taught by example, they were never given the proper toolds for life and so with genetics added to the mix they end up repeating the same sad mistakes unless someone gets help and ends the cycle.

  49. Sweet baby jeebus, shweaty balls. Nobody reads your crap, so fuck off.

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