Salma Hayek stopped by German TV show Wetten Dass over the weekend sporting a traditional dirndl. There was nearly an international incident when her entire breast almost popped completely out of her outfit. I’m not sure what U.N. protocol is, but I’m guessing Germany would’ve owed us a peak at one of it’s stars’ nipples. On that note, anybody who wouldn’t demand it be Heidi Klum is a terrorist. (It needed to be said.)
NOTE: Pics are LSFW due to them being the closest you can get to a nipple slip without, sadly, being one. It’s like getting ready to have sex with a beautiful woman, and she only has half a vagina. We’ve all been there before.
Thanks to David who gets an “A” in foreign policy for the day. You should work in the White House.
Photos: Reuters
ok…am I blind? where the feck is the nip?
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she might be fat and ugly but if she bent over I’d fuck her ass without looking.
I would eat her taco.
I would eat her taco.
I went from 6 o’clock to 12 o’clock.
MOMMY!!!
Let us pray that our brave troops stay safe while doing Gods work. Amen!
(applause)
After I’m elected I will, in addition to my VP duties, head the new National Faith Based Electorate Institute to ensure that future candidates are truly Christian men and women seeking to advance Christianity in the form of new initiatives such as Crusades and Inquisitions. After all, only REAL Christians should be armed across the planet. We willl ensure that the entire planet believes in Christianity, ushering in the end times!
(long applause)
Vote McCain (Palin)
Amen!
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#3 you’ve just answered all of my questions concerning racists like yourself. Now I get. There is no longer a wonder.
owed “US” a peak of one of their stars nipples? she’s mexican.
germany owes mexico a peak, not you.
Que triste es leer pobres estupidos que no pueden ver mas que sus propias narices en verdad es muy triste, Salma es la onda, que lamentable que unos pocos cuantos rednecks tengan que insultar. “Love´s Salma”
hey not all mexicans are as ugly as she is… she is terriblee so fat and with the worst accent ever!!!
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All of you fat fucks saying she’s hairy down there is because your dick isn’t long enough to drill through that. I personally don’t like Salma physically all that much, but I am against fat fucks saying shit about Mexicans in general just because their mothers are being boned by Mexicans.
i like salma but this pic is no good
You know, I’d like to indulge but Mexican always gives me gas
WHERE’S THE NIP SLIPS ???
Gawd, I love Salma.
titty-fuck!!!!