Salma Hayek stopped by German TV show Wetten Dass over the weekend sporting a traditional dirndl. There was nearly an international incident when her entire breast almost popped completely out of her outfit. I’m not sure what U.N. protocol is, but I’m guessing Germany would’ve owed us a peak at one of it’s stars’ nipples. On that note, anybody who wouldn’t demand it be Heidi Klum is a terrorist. (It needed to be said.)
NOTE: Pics are LSFW due to them being the closest you can get to a nipple slip without, sadly, being one. It’s like getting ready to have sex with a beautiful woman, and she only has half a vagina. We’ve all been there before.
Thanks to David who gets an “A” in foreign policy for the day. You should work in the White House.
Photos: Reuters
Marino | October 6, 2008 at 5:20 pm
first?
theonewhoknows | October 6, 2008 at 5:20 pm
first again
John McCain | October 6, 2008 at 5:21 pm
You know what? The hairy spics have no place in my small-town white America. I don’t care how big their boobs are or how close we are to seeing one of her nipples, complete with 5 thick black hairs growing out of the areola. She’s a non-white big city elitist subhuman dysgenic ghetto girl and she’ll be exterminated like all the others. Leaving only: my friends. (Why do you think I say that all the time? Learn the codes, you morons.)
Marino | October 6, 2008 at 5:22 pm
ohhhhhhhh! look who got played to the left!
theonewhoknows | October 6, 2008 at 5:23 pm
tied, why the star ??? I have more nip showing than that, and I’m a man!!!
theonewhoknows | October 6, 2008 at 5:26 pm
#3 suck my dick, and join the KKK you asshole !!!!
Rough Daddy | October 6, 2008 at 5:33 pm
Yeah,those look ready for milking and pleasing…
John | October 6, 2008 at 5:41 pm
Those eyebrows are killing my erection…
haroof | October 6, 2008 at 5:42 pm
gained too much weight during her pregnancy.
sorry but she’s over.
m. | October 6, 2008 at 5:49 pm
Gained too much weight…wha!!!!! It kills me how if a chick isn’t Kate Moss, she’s fat. A real full bodied WOMAN with tits ass and hips NEVER intimidates me.
n | October 6, 2008 at 5:52 pm
please oh please oh please oh please
let’s not have the fat/thin “real women have curves” debate again. it’s as boring as fucking your wife.
Silsmojo | October 6, 2008 at 6:00 pm
Hey #3…get off your sister and leave the sheep alone too while you’re at it.
Silsmojo | October 6, 2008 at 6:00 pm
Hey #3…get off your sister and leave the sheep alone too while you’re at it.
Sarah Palin | October 6, 2008 at 6:02 pm
Sheep would be less hairy than this monkeygirl. Ordinarily I say “no exceptions” but I have to say I’m sad that she wasn’t aborted.
Leroy | October 6, 2008 at 6:09 pm
welcome to bonerville.
Population: Me
zippythewonderslug | October 6, 2008 at 6:15 pm
What a GREAT set of tittys!! I love this woman!
UpChuck | October 6, 2008 at 6:22 pm
I love that woman. If she were my girlfriend my tongue would forever be attached to her body.
zippythewonderslug | October 6, 2008 at 6:27 pm
If only I could get Kim K. and Salma together for a meeting of the tittys, with me in the middle, I could die a very happy man!
Dick Bush | October 6, 2008 at 6:27 pm
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY
Moochaaasss TeeeeeTTaaaaaassss
meee | October 6, 2008 at 6:30 pm
seriously? before i scrolled down to her boobs i thought this was a dude in drag.
yikes.
UK_Matt | October 6, 2008 at 6:34 pm
@18 – I hear that.
lloyd johnson | October 6, 2008 at 6:46 pm
Whenever I see her, I am reminded of the stripper dance she did in the movie “From Dusk Til Dawn”. Do yourself a favor and google/you tube it.
Rant | October 6, 2008 at 6:53 pm
Show of hands…..who wants to titty fuck Salma?
PunkA | October 6, 2008 at 6:58 pm
I hear her areolas taste like butterscotch. True story.
nastyjay | October 6, 2008 at 7:04 pm
u fukkers have no idea how bad i wanna bang that
Just_As_It_Is | October 6, 2008 at 7:26 pm
@ #3 and 14 I bet you 10,000 dollars she is prettier than your mother and sisters together. That’s why the racism against a Mexican woman who is more successful than you! HAHAHAAA This superficial site is packed with jealous fat fucks who always want thinner/younger women. Now only American women? Not even in your homes. I bet a Mexican guy is banging your mama AND your sis.,
@24 Lame superficial-writer wannabe.
mamadough | October 6, 2008 at 7:34 pm
definitely grosser since having a baby. big tits or not.
Dr. Otto Van DerWahl | October 6, 2008 at 7:46 pm
You know, I’d like to indulge but Mexican always gives me gas
britney's weave | October 6, 2008 at 7:51 pm
that’s so NOT NSFW… 1/8″ of areola does not count.
she’s beautiful, but these pics aren’t flattering.
Burrito Breath | October 6, 2008 at 7:57 pm
She looks like a fat, round-faced Mexican peasant woman who sucks cock all day just to pay the bills.
I’m just saying.
wow | October 6, 2008 at 8:11 pm
#3 is either gay or has it bad for latinas. What’s a matter, got rejected by your latina neighbor who wouldn’t touch you with a 10 ft. pole? It’s ok, your hand will always love you.
hmm | October 6, 2008 at 8:26 pm
Almost perfect-looking were it not for the mega-80′s eyebrows.
joey joejoe | October 6, 2008 at 9:20 pm
i don’t fuck anything you need to shave to find to the hole. and by shave i mean attack with a hedge trimmer.
she’s gunna be a packing a hairy twat down there.
action jackson | October 6, 2008 at 10:19 pm
she was hot in dusk to dawn yeah
action jackson | October 6, 2008 at 10:20 pm
she was hot in dusk to dawn yeah
Erotic Gardener | October 6, 2008 at 10:23 pm
Yeah all those mexican females have very very hairy bushes and it aint pretty. I have done my share of them in my time as they are now everywhere and have to be the easiest to fuck of any type of woman.
If you are desperate.
ew! | October 6, 2008 at 10:52 pm
EWWW! she looks fat, old, and hairy! grrroosssssssssss! her tits are sloppy too.
ony hot, blonde women should be allowed to wear that costume anyways.
ummm...yeah | October 6, 2008 at 11:02 pm
How OLD is that bitch?
Jane | October 6, 2008 at 11:38 pm
Yeah #3 you’re an idiot. I’m pretty sure McCain dated a Brazilian model back in the day: look it up.
gerard Vandenberg | October 6, 2008 at 11:43 pm
be sure: AMERICANS ARE “STARS” IN LOOKING CHEAP, folks!!
jake | October 7, 2008 at 1:03 am
honestly, i could feel the saliva flowing so hard when the picture opened up. I have a boner and it hurts.
menotrouble | October 7, 2008 at 2:25 am
so many kids here. go back to your porn-babes, glamour-models, innocent looking hayden panetierres and shut up about real women and how pregnancy changes them and all that BS. this is a full-bodied, wonderful and womanly person, and her sex appeal stems – like any real sex appeal – from her imperfections. It’s a real woman for real man. Wankers and kids should turn to their plastic barbies and shut up.
Gwen Smythe | October 7, 2008 at 2:32 am
Fish, I know we’re talking about boobs but I think the word you wanted was peek not peak.
w | October 7, 2008 at 2:57 am
That is not a flattering outfit for her but why is everyone saying she looks hairy…she doesn’t…
HorribleJudgment | October 7, 2008 at 7:25 am
UGH! FAT! And ugly too! What a horrific face to have to look at in a picture! I remember when she was good looking. What happened? She is completely repulsive now. I guess she has to resort to doing german tv shows dressed like a fucking clown. No one else will look at her fat ugly ass. Disgusting.
meh | October 7, 2008 at 8:19 am
Meh, I’ve seen better, and think of her dark hairy pussy, ewwwwwwwwwwwww
Myrtle Beach | October 7, 2008 at 8:53 am
Well, she sure ain’t anorexic!
#3 and 14: your mom is a dike | October 7, 2008 at 9:02 am
ok
1. shes not fat
2. she kinda looks like a man with the eyebrows but whatever
3. sarah palin and mccain can suck my dick cause theyre fags
4. if sarah palin got fucked by her cousin and had a gay baby i would die happy cause shes a bitch and she should have been aborted.
havoc | October 7, 2008 at 9:37 am
I wonder what Himmler is whispering in her ear in pic #3?
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Obama will lose to Palin | October 7, 2008 at 9:37 am
The only thing easier to screw than a mexican is a filipina. You can get a mexican chick into bed with a efw peso’s and some crappy ear rings from the mall. Man I miss living in California!