Salma Hayek probably has the weirdest pregnancy body I’ve ever seen. It’s like her baby is growing in her boobs or something. Most women just grow a little belly but she’s turning into The Incredible Hulk. I’m pretty sure eight months into this thing she’ll be a solid block of concrete.
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Nsomniac | March 20, 2007 at 9:19 am
Oh yeah, I would. Hulk belly and all. I don’t have to tell people it was in her ugly days. I just say “yeah, I hit the Hayek!”
FRIST!!!
bedbugsandballyhoo | March 20, 2007 at 9:19 am
She looks like a blueberry. I keep thinking about Willie Wonka.
HollyJ | March 20, 2007 at 9:21 am
AP : “Today, the rare Mexican blue hippo, once thought to be extinct, was spotted near Central Park.”
MrSemprini | March 20, 2007 at 9:22 am
When I look at her, I think of one word and that word is ‘clumpity’.
Somebody get me a latte’!
Snarkington | March 20, 2007 at 9:25 am
VIOLET! You’re turning Violet, Violet!
[She's gonna have a blueberry for a daughter...]
Italian Stallion | March 20, 2007 at 9:25 am
Looks like she’s busting ass……
howlingatthemoon | March 20, 2007 at 9:28 am
chewing chewing beauregard…doh! u guys beat me to it!
Hecubus | March 20, 2007 at 9:36 am
Oh man, those big soft pregnancy boobs. I’d like to kiss that baby right on the lips, preferably while it’s still inside her.
New York Pundit | March 20, 2007 at 9:36 am
She’d do in a pinch. Knocked up and all…
DrPhowstus | March 20, 2007 at 9:37 am
Imagine how big her tits are gonna be now. It’s sad, I tell you, just sad when Scary Spice is more fuckable than you are.
Nikk The Templar | March 20, 2007 at 9:41 am
*thinks about Salma bursting out of her clothes like the Hulk*
Oh, that’s a warm thought….I like that….a lot. That’s hot.
Fifth Stooge | March 20, 2007 at 9:43 am
She’d better watch where she’s going or else she’s going to trip a fall down.
HollyJ | March 20, 2007 at 9:47 am
I wonder if she’s got the pregnancy penguin waddle yet.
In other news, my son just climbed up on our couch and took a huge wet dump.
(He’s 2, btw, not 28.)
Christopher Cholette | March 20, 2007 at 9:48 am
These photos are much better than the last ones, she looked rather dumpy in those.
jrzmommy | March 20, 2007 at 9:49 am
She should take some maternity fashion tips from SJTLQ…Salma would look WAY better if she wore someone’s discarded Old Navy T-shirts and Payless Sneaker Clogs she five-finger-disounted…and then accessorized with chunky lime green necklaces.
ponk | March 20, 2007 at 9:57 am
damn you JRZ, i was just going to suggest the SJTLQ fashion tips.
BarbadoSlim | March 20, 2007 at 9:57 am
That’s some massive breastage. I’d still do her and her unborn fetus.
F-Sucker | March 20, 2007 at 10:09 am
Her hooters were nice before.
I’ll bet they are spectacular now.
jrzmommy | March 20, 2007 at 10:16 am
There’s so much more going on….Keanueaueuaueuaeu Reeves ran over a paparazzo with his car and psychopath Naomi Campbell began her community service today and we get a big fatso in a bubble dress.
Ruby | March 20, 2007 at 10:19 am
What’s with the tea cozy on her head?
Remind me: “Sara Jean Loves The ____”?
jrzmommy | March 20, 2007 at 10:22 am
nope….Sarah Jean the Lilac Queen…..she kinda sorta overdid it with the fucking lilacs at her wedding.
mmmBitch | March 20, 2007 at 10:26 am
She needs to wear form fitting clothing to show off her famous curves. Lebanese baby girl needs to show she’s still fit. At least her legs are still great.
BarbadoSlim | March 20, 2007 at 10:27 am
@19 …tell me Neo really did that!
AWESOME, and there is no spoon…
drew51 | March 20, 2007 at 10:30 am
I’m still very disappointed that she is engaged to and impregnated by some frenchy.
I thought she had more class than that.
I’d still do her twice a day and four times on Sundays.
hmmm….Maybe if I challenge that french idiot to a fight…we all know that the french surrender at the first sign of a fight.
FRIST!!! | March 20, 2007 at 10:30 am
I keep telling you people. I’m FRIST!!! I will always be FRIST!!! You CANNOT be FRIST!!!
You can be first, though. You see, I have dial up, therefore I can never be first. I can only be FRIST!!!
roselynnerae | March 20, 2007 at 10:31 am
I wonder how she gets up from bed every morning? All that load and all-(And I don’t mean the baby).
DrPhowstus | March 20, 2007 at 10:31 am
Now we’ll see what her REAL body weight supposed to be, not that finger induced svelteness we’ve been known to rub one out to. She’ll be walking around with curlers in hair in no time. Ay que co
jrzmommy | March 20, 2007 at 10:34 am
Slim– apparently it was more of a graze
http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2007-03-20-keanu_N.htm
schack | March 20, 2007 at 10:38 am
13. she’s not even moving in the picture, and i can tell she’s waddling.
and to answer your question, fish dude, her breasts look ridiculous because they were already enormous, but then she got IMPLANTS.
to the nay-sayers: http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/006604.html
schack | March 20, 2007 at 10:41 am
when you augment your body so that it walks the very borderline between real and cartoon, any amount of bloating is gonna break the levy, sts.
lambman | March 20, 2007 at 10:43 am
how long has she been pregnant? Wasn’t she just announcing the Oscar noms like a month ago, and appearing on Ugly Betty. She looks like she should be half way through her pregnancy by now, but its only been a few weeks
D'oh Eyes | March 20, 2007 at 11:25 am
Pretty soon you’ll be able to see her boobs coming around a corner before she does.
imran karim | March 20, 2007 at 11:34 am
what’s with the hat
biggertechnerdthanRP | March 20, 2007 at 11:36 am
I see Salma has powered up her forward disrupters.
D'oh Eyes | March 20, 2007 at 11:37 am
She looks like that Blueberry doll from Strawberry Shortcake…the name escapes me…?
N@ughty | March 20, 2007 at 11:56 am
Oh man. Pregnancy can be such a wonderful thing. especially when you gain at least 40 fucking lbs a month and you can smell almost everything. and what about your husband? he doesn’t even wanna come near u cause you just keep gaining and gaining and next thing you know, you look like a giant twin fucking tower! and the labor..OH the labor. such a HORRIBLE experience! i mean its just unbearable agony! you’re pushing and pushing and next thing you know, your insides are falling out and u hear this screeching noise and…
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.oops! sorry people. hehe got caught in my own little memoir there. um…who wants lunch?
teetee | March 20, 2007 at 11:58 am
Come on!
You squished that picture in photoshop!
jrzmommy | March 20, 2007 at 12:19 pm
It’d be tragic if the baby has lactose intolerance.
jrzmommy | March 20, 2007 at 12:53 pm
Or even worse if it’s lactose defiant.
PrettyBaby | March 20, 2007 at 12:58 pm
If Salma’s plan to extort hundreds of millions from her fiance doesn’t work, I could definitely see her putting the baby in a pot of boiling water. She’s just got that look.
whitegold | March 20, 2007 at 1:11 pm
What was that movie called…After the Sunset or something like that? That was her in the movie, right? She was damn hot in that movie!!!
Ithrowball,youleave | March 20, 2007 at 3:05 pm
#41 that movie was called From Dusk Til Dawn. I’m not even a lesbian, but I got wet watching her do that snake dance…
Truthseeker013 | March 20, 2007 at 4:53 pm
What #1 said.
iamsosmrt | March 20, 2007 at 6:47 pm
What is with pregnancy that makes women who once took care of themselves suddenly start dressing like discusting gross losers ….
Oh it’s because being pregnant is a lot like being FAT … the world makes sense again.
Fifth Stooge | March 20, 2007 at 7:52 pm
Check out Salma’s boobs here.
http://www.yeeeah.com/forums/showthread.php?t=31
rfun6 | March 20, 2007 at 8:07 pm
oh my,I must have looked terrible then. I know I looked like a vw bug. I was huge. Some woman you cant even tell are pregnant and others you know are. It is not how much they eat it is your makeup. Leave her alone, quit being so hard on people and wanting them to be starved stick people. Dang.
iamsosmrt | March 20, 2007 at 9:08 pm
Fat girls only have good taste in food so don’t expect them to dress well.
Lindsay | March 20, 2007 at 11:00 pm
What do you get when you guzzle down sweets, eating as much as an elephanteats, what are you at getting terribly fat. What do you think will come of that? I don’t like the look of this. Sorry I couldn’t help myself. Salma is a beautiful woman, I know many of you agree. Sometimes when your pregnant you are just not attractive. Obviously she’s having a girl, cause all her beauty is gone, and all went to her unborn baby girl. Is she having a girl?? I looked like crap when I was pregnant with my daughter… She was beautiful, and I was so looking like crap. I had huge boobies too… Salma is carrying the baby in her chest.. I must say that’s better than carrying the baby in the “ass” ya’all know what I mean…..
velveethra | March 21, 2007 at 2:18 am
Every woman carries her pregnancy differently. Some gain in the boobs, some are all tummy and some get huge asses. Salma appears to be carrying in the hair.
llllllllll | March 21, 2007 at 6:22 am
Why must here tits always be on her shoulders?