has this shot of Salma Hayek leaving Fred Segal in West Hollywood yesterday still looking super pregnant. Although shouldn’t she have given birth by now? It feels like she’s been pregnant for years. And she’s still the largest pregnant woman I’ve ever seen. I’m not a doctor, but I’m pretty sure the father of her baby is a truck. And when I say ‘baby’ I mean ‘twelve babies’. Because seriously, just look at her.
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jrzmommy | August 16, 2007 at 5:36 pm
her nickname is DAMN!
ToTellTheTruth | August 16, 2007 at 5:36 pm
She isn’t pregnant. Those are more mexicans in her stomach that she’s sneaking across the border.
ToTellTheTruth | August 16, 2007 at 5:37 pm
…looks like they’re hiding in her tits too…
cartoonbetty | August 16, 2007 at 5:40 pm
“she with pretty and with swimming gait” she looks awesome.
Amy | August 16, 2007 at 5:41 pm
FIFTH!
combustion8 | August 16, 2007 at 5:42 pm
someone run up and pop her please.
Mike | August 16, 2007 at 5:42 pm
#2 you stupid fuck. She isn’t even Mexican. Get your fuckin stupid ass story right if you are going to say stupid shit.
Valkyrie | August 16, 2007 at 5:43 pm
HOLY TETA’S.
teddy | August 16, 2007 at 5:44 pm
#7 you’re right……. she’s way too hot to be mexican.
Valkyrie | August 16, 2007 at 5:44 pm
#7, sorry mike but she’s half Mexian and half Lebanese.
Mike | August 16, 2007 at 5:44 pm
Well there is my troll #7. Oh well.
jrzmommy | August 16, 2007 at 5:45 pm
OOOP! Pot-Calling-Kettle-Black Alert at #7…………..yes, she is too Mexican. Get your fuckin stupid ass story right if you are going to say stupid shit to someone saying stupid shit.
Mike | August 16, 2007 at 5:46 pm
FRIST e-mail please………please………please.
P911GT10C | August 16, 2007 at 5:47 pm
Jessical Biel is gonna get naked in a movie and you give us a pregnant woman??????
JESSICAL BIEL IS GONNA GET NAKED! THAT’S HEADLINE NEWS WHEREVER YOU ARE!!!
http://jam.canoe.ca/Movies/Artists/B/Biel_Jessica/2007/08/16/4422711-ca.html?2598593dcfde41e18c38d03f98d19d56
duster | August 16, 2007 at 5:47 pm
You always say every pregnant, famous woman is the largest pregnant, famous woman you’ve ever seen, until the next one comes along. You really are a fish with a very short memory.
jrsyGrl | August 16, 2007 at 5:47 pm
she’s gorgeous.
bottlesandcansjustclapyourhands | August 16, 2007 at 5:48 pm
#7–So if she was born in Mexico, and raised in Mexico, what does that make her? Yugoslavian?
BANGBANG | August 16, 2007 at 5:49 pm
she’s giving birth to britney spears.
ToTellTheTruth | August 16, 2007 at 5:50 pm
#7 Mike you ignorant pussified bitch. IF she was born in MEXICO, speaks SPANISH, and sounds SPANISH, then where is she from? I think you need to hop in her pussy and take your dumb ass back across the border TOO. Undeley biznitch!!
lambman | August 16, 2007 at 5:53 pm
#7 is a racist and an idiot
Hayek was born in Coatzacoalcos, Veracruz, Mexico to Sami Hayek, a Mexican oil company executive, and Diana Jiménez, an opera singer.[4]
ToTellTheTruth | August 16, 2007 at 5:55 pm
#7 Ummm hey Mike this is Salma’s background from Wikipedia..
Hayek was born in Coatzacoalcos, Veracruz, Mexico to Sami Hayek, a Mexican oil company executive, and Diana Jiménez, an opera singer.[4] Hayek’s paternal grandparents were Mexicans of Lebanese-Assyrian descent, while her mother is of Spanish descent.[5] Reflecting her Assyrian heritage, her first name literally means ‘peace’ or ‘calm’ in Aramaic. Raised in a wealthy, devoutly Catholic family, she was sent to the Academy of the Sacred Heart, Grand Coteau, Louisiana, at the age of 12. She was also an accomplished gymnast aspiring to compete in the Olympics but her father prevented her from being recruited by the Mexican national team[6]. The religious sisters running the Academy ejected Hayek citing behavioral problems, so she returned to Mexico. She was later sent to live with her aunt in Houston, Texas, where she stayed until she was 17. She attended college in Mexico City, where she studied International Relations at the Universidad Iberoamericana. To the chagrin of her family, she dropped out to pursue a career as an actress.
Do you see where it says she was born in MEXICO? Now YOU sit YOUR stupid ass the fuck down someplace MIKE. Hahahahahhaaa
Mike | August 16, 2007 at 5:55 pm
#20, yes #7 is a racist idiot. I on the other hand and the real MIKE, somebody was trolling me again. Oh well. Don’t get me mixed up the troll.
Geoff | August 16, 2007 at 5:55 pm
Yea #7 is obviously a racist. A memeber of the Tan Klan. Probably in this country illegally too. #7 Are you an anchor baby, a child molester, or a drug mule? I’m curious.
Mike | August 16, 2007 at 5:57 pm
Son of a bitch, I can’t make sense of a sentence today if I tried.
jrzmommy | August 16, 2007 at 5:57 pm
Well, Mike seems to have very deftly won the title as Post Asshole this round…….nice job.
The REAL Goodman | August 16, 2007 at 5:58 pm
how is #7 a racist again
Mike | August 16, 2007 at 5:59 pm
To ALL of you, YEAH SO WHAT if I’m a racist idiot. I don’t like n1ggers, jews, spics, fat people, old people or anyone on this site. FUCK YOU ALL.
papa bear | August 16, 2007 at 5:59 pm
@#14: when I read that earlier today I was in heaven. I hope she opts to allow the extra ‘racier’ shots into the picture too. Biel…mmmm…Biel.
Salama Hayak looks like a football team is brewing in her gut. That sure isn’t a child.
http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/
Mike | August 16, 2007 at 5:59 pm
#25…..I am Mike……#7 is a loser douche bag.
mdiz | August 16, 2007 at 6:00 pm
Holy hooters! I’d motorboat them regardless of where she comes from… one guess where i come from……. My weiner!
Mike | August 16, 2007 at 6:00 pm
#27 is the troll asshole again. Again that isn’t me.
Mike | August 16, 2007 at 6:00 pm
#26 I don’t need any nuthangers dude. I don’t need you sticking up for ME so back off gay boy ass bandit!!
jrzmommy | August 16, 2007 at 6:00 pm
How do we know you’re not a troll saying you’re not a troll? hmmmm???????
Mike | August 16, 2007 at 6:01 pm
I like to suck cock and play in my ass.
Mike | August 16, 2007 at 6:02 pm
I’ll suck your cock for a quarter.
miwanna | August 16, 2007 at 6:02 pm
Ahoy thar, it’s the H.M.S. Selma!
Mike | August 16, 2007 at 6:02 pm
JRZMOMMY, I am not going to post anymore. So the fuck who keep trolling can have the name Mike. I will be on later with a new name. Why the fuck would I be trolling myself? That makes no sense.
bottlesandcansjustclapyourhands | August 16, 2007 at 6:03 pm
hmmmm….#34…….real mike?
Mike | August 16, 2007 at 6:03 pm
I’m wearing my mother’s period crusted underwear.
jrzmommy | August 16, 2007 at 6:03 pm
just call yourself Not Mike’s Troll
Bite Me! | August 16, 2007 at 6:04 pm
@33 I was binging to wonder if you were a troll on the last post being so nice to TT. But I could tell it was really you
Emma | August 16, 2007 at 6:04 pm
She’s pregnant. Of course she’ll put on some weight, she’s eating for 2 people.
Not Mike's Troll | August 16, 2007 at 6:04 pm
See you can see the stupid fuckin troll typing immature ignorant comments.
Mike | August 16, 2007 at 6:05 pm
Emma can I EAT YOU?
4 gay girls | August 16, 2007 at 6:05 pm
The fact that she can stand is a testament to the human body..
..
And, are those tits going to explode or what?
Not Mike's Troll | August 16, 2007 at 6:05 pm
Bite Me…..you know who I am right? FRIST knows too.
Not Mike's Troll | August 16, 2007 at 6:06 pm
It’s me now JRZMOMMY and can I admit something to you? I think you’re the fattest, sloppiest, dirtiest fucking bitch I’ve even encountered. Seriously. And I never liked you….
Bite Me! | August 16, 2007 at 6:07 pm
Hey Mike who did you piss off? Have you gotten any e-mail?
Not Mike's Troll | August 16, 2007 at 6:08 pm
FRIST you’re a faggot. I know it’s YOU and JRZMOMMY trolling me. Quit it guys
Not Mike's Troll #2 | August 16, 2007 at 6:08 pm
Hey you dipshit troll, let’s see how long you can keep posting under my new name. JRZ, watch the stupid ass troll.