Salma Hayek still really pregnant

August 16th, 2007 // 202 Comments

has this shot of Salma Hayek leaving Fred Segal in West Hollywood yesterday still looking super pregnant. Although shouldn’t she have given birth by now? It feels like she’s been pregnant for years. And she’s still the largest pregnant woman I’ve ever seen. I’m not a doctor, but I’m pretty sure the father of her baby is a truck. And when I say ‘baby’ I mean ‘twelve babies’. Because seriously, just look at her.


  1. jrzmommy

    her nickname is DAMN!

  2. ToTellTheTruth

    She isn’t pregnant. Those are more mexicans in her stomach that she’s sneaking across the border.

  3. ToTellTheTruth

    …looks like they’re hiding in her tits too…

  4. cartoonbetty

    “she with pretty and with swimming gait” she looks awesome.

  5. Amy


  6. combustion8

    someone run up and pop her please.

  7. Mike

    #2 you stupid fuck. She isn’t even Mexican. Get your fuckin stupid ass story right if you are going to say stupid shit.

  8. Valkyrie


  9. teddy

    #7 you’re right……. she’s way too hot to be mexican.

  10. Valkyrie

    #7, sorry mike but she’s half Mexian and half Lebanese.

  11. Mike

    Well there is my troll #7. Oh well.

  12. jrzmommy

    OOOP! Pot-Calling-Kettle-Black Alert at #7…………..yes, she is too Mexican. Get your fuckin stupid ass story right if you are going to say stupid shit to someone saying stupid shit.

  13. Mike

    FRIST e-mail please………please………please.

  14. P911GT10C

    Jessical Biel is gonna get naked in a movie and you give us a pregnant woman??????

  15. duster

    You always say every pregnant, famous woman is the largest pregnant, famous woman you’ve ever seen, until the next one comes along. You really are a fish with a very short memory.

  16. jrsyGrl

    she’s gorgeous.

  17. bottlesandcansjustclapyourhands

    #7–So if she was born in Mexico, and raised in Mexico, what does that make her? Yugoslavian?


    she’s giving birth to britney spears.

  19. ToTellTheTruth

    #7 Mike you ignorant pussified bitch. IF she was born in MEXICO, speaks SPANISH, and sounds SPANISH, then where is she from? I think you need to hop in her pussy and take your dumb ass back across the border TOO. Undeley biznitch!!

  20. lambman

    #7 is a racist and an idiot

    Hayek was born in Coatzacoalcos, Veracruz, Mexico to Sami Hayek, a Mexican oil company executive, and Diana Jiménez, an opera singer.[4]

  21. ToTellTheTruth

    #7 Ummm hey Mike this is Salma’s background from Wikipedia..

    Hayek was born in Coatzacoalcos, Veracruz, Mexico to Sami Hayek, a Mexican oil company executive, and Diana Jiménez, an opera singer.[4] Hayek’s paternal grandparents were Mexicans of Lebanese-Assyrian descent, while her mother is of Spanish descent.[5] Reflecting her Assyrian heritage, her first name literally means ‘peace’ or ‘calm’ in Aramaic. Raised in a wealthy, devoutly Catholic family, she was sent to the Academy of the Sacred Heart, Grand Coteau, Louisiana, at the age of 12. She was also an accomplished gymnast aspiring to compete in the Olympics but her father prevented her from being recruited by the Mexican national team[6]. The religious sisters running the Academy ejected Hayek citing behavioral problems, so she returned to Mexico. She was later sent to live with her aunt in Houston, Texas, where she stayed until she was 17. She attended college in Mexico City, where she studied International Relations at the Universidad Iberoamericana. To the chagrin of her family, she dropped out to pursue a career as an actress.

    Do you see where it says she was born in MEXICO? Now YOU sit YOUR stupid ass the fuck down someplace MIKE. Hahahahahhaaa

  22. Mike

    #20, yes #7 is a racist idiot. I on the other hand and the real MIKE, somebody was trolling me again. Oh well. Don’t get me mixed up the troll.

  23. Geoff

    Yea #7 is obviously a racist. A memeber of the Tan Klan. Probably in this country illegally too. #7 Are you an anchor baby, a child molester, or a drug mule? I’m curious.

  24. Mike

    Son of a bitch, I can’t make sense of a sentence today if I tried.

  25. jrzmommy

    Well, Mike seems to have very deftly won the title as Post Asshole this round…….nice job.

  26. The REAL Goodman

    how is #7 a racist again

  27. Mike

    To ALL of you, YEAH SO WHAT if I’m a racist idiot. I don’t like n1ggers, jews, spics, fat people, old people or anyone on this site. FUCK YOU ALL.

  28. @#14: when I read that earlier today I was in heaven. I hope she opts to allow the extra ‘racier’ shots into the picture too. Biel…mmmm…Biel.

    Salama Hayak looks like a football team is brewing in her gut. That sure isn’t a child.

  29. Mike

    #25…..I am Mike……#7 is a loser douche bag.

  30. mdiz

    Holy hooters! I’d motorboat them regardless of where she comes from… one guess where i come from……. My weiner!

  31. Mike

    #27 is the troll asshole again. Again that isn’t me.

  32. Mike

    #26 I don’t need any nuthangers dude. I don’t need you sticking up for ME so back off gay boy ass bandit!!

  33. jrzmommy

    How do we know you’re not a troll saying you’re not a troll? hmmmm???????

  34. Mike

    I like to suck cock and play in my ass.

  35. Mike

    I’ll suck your cock for a quarter.

  36. miwanna

    Ahoy thar, it’s the H.M.S. Selma!

  37. Mike

    JRZMOMMY, I am not going to post anymore. So the fuck who keep trolling can have the name Mike. I will be on later with a new name. Why the fuck would I be trolling myself? That makes no sense.

  38. bottlesandcansjustclapyourhands

    hmmmm….#34…….real mike?

  39. Mike

    I’m wearing my mother’s period crusted underwear.

  40. jrzmommy

    just call yourself Not Mike’s Troll

  41. @33 I was binging to wonder if you were a troll on the last post being so nice to TT. But I could tell it was really you

  42. Emma

    She’s pregnant. Of course she’ll put on some weight, she’s eating for 2 people.

  43. Not Mike's Troll

    See you can see the stupid fuckin troll typing immature ignorant comments.

  44. Mike

    Emma can I EAT YOU?

  45. 4 gay girls

    The fact that she can stand is a testament to the human body..
    And, are those tits going to explode or what?

  46. Not Mike's Troll

    Bite Me… know who I am right? FRIST knows too.

  47. Not Mike's Troll

    It’s me now JRZMOMMY and can I admit something to you? I think you’re the fattest, sloppiest, dirtiest fucking bitch I’ve even encountered. Seriously. And I never liked you….

  48. Hey Mike who did you piss off? Have you gotten any e-mail?

  49. Not Mike's Troll

    FRIST you’re a faggot. I know it’s YOU and JRZMOMMY trolling me. Quit it guys

  50. Not Mike's Troll #2

    Hey you dipshit troll, let’s see how long you can keep posting under my new name. JRZ, watch the stupid ass troll.

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