Salma Hayek was spotted in Paris, France looking very pregnant and very huge. I know you put on weight when you’re pregnant, but Salma looks like she’s transforming into a wall. If you pulled up her shirt I’d expect to see bricks instead of skin.
La Leche League wants YOU!
Those are some massive mammeries !
She should watch it with the skirts. If her hair is any indication, her pubes have got to be down near her knees at this point.
Paris should go to the same prison as Salma Hayek.
The obviously let you out to go shopping and they give you free black espadrilles.
My underwear has no elastic.
Bern-she is ready for your website.
See? Now I was hoping to hear a funny comment about her from Fish, but THAT??? I coulda came up with something funnier than that in my sleep!
And I’m not even that funny when I’m awake!!!
Fifth Stooge-I read about the Jeff Ruby awesomeness yesterday AFTER posting snarky response to your post nominating him for governor. Please excuse my ignorance in this matter.
AND I am currently residing in Cincinnati, Ohio, so I should know all about it. This is what happens when The Superficial becomes your main source of news and information.
she doesn’t look that bad
I heard her breasts have the same gravitational pull that the moon does! True story, Selma Hayek now controls the tide!
That’s one fucking LUCKY baby.
Wow — those things could qualify for the Disturbingly Massive Boobs section …
Look at that sad fucking sack security guy in picture #7!
What do you want to bet that guy lives in his dead mother’s house, surrounded by liquor bottles, Playboys, and racing forms drenched in the piss of six cats?
Most mexican women who look like that are carrying a little something from the cartel.
The perfect gift for her baby: air.
#8 – Mrs.t, your ignorance is forgiven. I would like to forget about nominating Jeff Ruby for governor of Kentucky and would like to throw his hat into the ring for President of the United States.
Jeff Ruby in ’08
If I was that kid I’d be leaving teeth marks before she got me weaned.
She’s ample, people, not fat. Ample.
Unless she is giving birth to Twins she might want to reconsider her caloric intake. The average pregnant women needs 300-500 extra calories a day. Given the look of what appears to be burgeoning cankles, I think she may want to lay off the rice and beans. I fear the brick wall is a few burritos and a piece of tres leche cake away
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