‘Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?’

June 9th, 2010 // 96 Comments

While Salma Hayek, Maria Bello and Maya Rudolph sat down with Extra to promote their new movie Grown Ups yesterday, a large snake crawled across the set sending Salma Hayek into one of the most insane panics I’ve ever seen. Seriously, she’s like Indiana Jones if he had huge breasts and a propensity for using Maya Rudolph as an expendable human shield.

MAYA: Indy, why is the floor moving?
INDY: …. *shoves her in, walks across her back* Best archaeologist EVER.

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Comments (96)

  1. RoboZombie | June 9, 2010 at 2:51 pm

    Cue “I got your snake right here” comments in 3…2..1..

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    • Melissa | June 10, 2010 at 8:07 pm

      Didn’t she dance with a python?

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      • Seth Gecco | June 30, 2011 at 3:11 am

        Yeah, in Dusk till Dawn.

  2. Jon | June 9, 2010 at 2:53 pm

    Holy shit! I’ve never had one freak out on me like that.

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  3. lolz | June 9, 2010 at 2:53 pm

    hahahahha poor selma…that’s hilarious

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  4. Bongo | June 9, 2010 at 2:53 pm

    HAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

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  5. Matt Cale | June 9, 2010 at 2:53 pm

    What a fucking coward beta male this bitch is. She should be removed from the gene pool. Typical liberal.

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    • glenm bexk | June 10, 2010 at 11:19 pm

      Typical right wing bigot. Is matt more upset that she is a liberal or not white: hope your genes leave the pool through your kids homosexuality!

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    • tia | June 11, 2010 at 2:37 pm

      um, SHE is not male, fucking retard. and yeah, being a liberal makes you afraid of snakes. fuck you, you’re dumb.

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    • Nik | June 12, 2010 at 10:55 pm

      Yes, because that makes sense!

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    • TiredOfRetards | October 16, 2010 at 6:04 am

      retard.

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  6. eriiiin | June 9, 2010 at 2:59 pm

    this would be the same woman whose career was jumpstarted when she danced with a snake in ‘from dusk ’til dawn’?

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    • Chupacabra | June 10, 2010 at 2:44 pm

      Touche.

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      • Ya No | June 11, 2010 at 8:25 pm

        Yeah, no. Her career jumpstarted when she looked ridiculously hot in Desperado.

  7. äß hål | June 9, 2010 at 3:00 pm

    haha shit. phobias suck.

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  8. äß hål | June 9, 2010 at 3:01 pm

    @ 6 – hmmmm. good point.

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  9. jake | June 9, 2010 at 3:01 pm

    How old is she? Jesus Christ!

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  10. mATT | June 9, 2010 at 3:03 pm

    6 – this is true and funny

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  11. Addy | June 9, 2010 at 3:08 pm

    The snake would’ve been 100 times more scared than any of them!
    Poor bastard.

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  12. Jimmy Fury | June 9, 2010 at 3:17 pm

    You do have to commend her for be able to climb up on that chair in those heels though.

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  14. fatguyinalittleshirt | June 9, 2010 at 3:18 pm

    hahaha… THAT was funny. wow.

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  15. vampire princess | June 9, 2010 at 3:25 pm

    “oh thank you” *sobs* lmfao

    if it would have been attached to a billionaire she would have sucked it…

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  16. HLM | June 9, 2010 at 3:28 pm

    If I was Maya Rudoldh, I’d have shoved her ass off the railing into the water. Don’t climb on me, bitch!

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  17. Xbiggdaddy | June 9, 2010 at 3:29 pm

    Wasn’t Selma Hayek dancing with a snake on in “From Dust to Dawn” Wow, relax girl!

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  18. JB | June 9, 2010 at 3:29 pm

    SALMA: Flash your breasts to hypnotize the snake!

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  19. CJ | June 9, 2010 at 3:29 pm

    Maya is like..”fool, get off me!”..lol.

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  20. Stingerc | June 9, 2010 at 3:30 pm

    Man, she is acrobatic in heels and has some lungs on her. This woman just keeps getting more attractive.

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  21. Rob | June 9, 2010 at 3:35 pm

    I’ve got your .. oh, right :P

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  22. Radioactive Penis | June 9, 2010 at 3:37 pm

    were they having sex?

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  23. Alex | June 9, 2010 at 3:37 pm

    That’s the same shit she pulled when I pulled it out last night, too.

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    • classydirtychick | June 11, 2010 at 7:34 am

      HAHA!!! That’s funny.

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  24. CS | June 9, 2010 at 4:06 pm

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA …. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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  25. Randal | June 9, 2010 at 4:09 pm

    There’s certainly nothing funny about fear when it overtakes you the way it did with Salma. She might have been looking acrobatic to the camera but one slip could have seriously injured her or worse, sent her into cardiac arrest if she fell onto the stage where the snake was.

    Salma, glad you came out on top.

    Randal

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    • leoflys | August 24, 2011 at 6:52 pm

      don;t speak wut u dun,t no

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  26. PoisonIvyLeague | June 9, 2010 at 4:10 pm

    Hahahahahahahahahaha! Dumb broad.

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  27. Heavy Street | June 9, 2010 at 4:10 pm

    hahahaha……thanx Superficial…you totally made my day. Poor lil Selma.

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  28. Jeff argudo | June 9, 2010 at 4:11 pm

    and the movie they’re promoting is called ‘Grown ups’ hehe

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  29. TS | June 9, 2010 at 4:13 pm

    What a fucking idiot

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  30. qwertyuuasdfghjklmnvxz | June 9, 2010 at 4:31 pm

    This is the same lady who danced with a python in from Dusk Till Dawn?
    If she’s afraid of Snakes, she must have had some sort of traumatic experience between then and now.

    The only other option is that movies are somehow not real, but I’m not willing to entertain such rubbish.

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  31. bitch PLEASE | June 9, 2010 at 4:37 pm

    LMFAO!! Boy that bitch was REALLY trying to get somewheres wasn’t she. lololololol. I bet she’d have jumped over that rail into that water if she coulda. LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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  32. Justin | June 9, 2010 at 4:49 pm

    #30 That’s a great point. I also wonder why she all of a sudden thought that maya rudolph had simply become an inanimate object upon which she could climb to safety.

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  33. Me | June 9, 2010 at 4:49 pm

    There’s a HUGE difference between performing with a known snake with a handler on site, and being surprised by something you don’t know.

    Many who are picking on her would likely react the same if a mouse ran out from behind their refrigerator.

    I bet the moron (yes, anyone who thinks this has anything to do with a political position is a moron) who thinks she’s a coward would crap their pants even thinking about the stunts she’s done.

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    • leoflys | August 24, 2011 at 6:55 pm

      frucking idiot . u dunt no whats good 4 de body. hu! PENDEHO

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  34. Minuteman | June 9, 2010 at 4:54 pm

    cowardly mexican scum

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  35. James | June 9, 2010 at 4:55 pm

    Crawled…

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    • Nancy | June 10, 2010 at 11:21 pm

      Salma:

      I felt so bad for you when I viewed this video. Nevertheless, you can walk on anything with those heels.
      People should not say stupid shit about it. They weren’t there to experience it with you.
      Thank God nobody got hurt.

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  36. ________________________________________________ ________________________________________ __________ | June 9, 2010 at 4:55 pm

    I can’t believe upskirts were prevented in the process. harumph

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    • datroof | June 10, 2010 at 1:16 am

      Indeed. A golden opportunity gone to waste.

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  37. Hefe | June 9, 2010 at 5:01 pm

    Damn Salma nearly drove her high heel right into Maya’s eyeball.

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  38. jinkies | June 9, 2010 at 5:08 pm

    oh man, can you imagine how loud she is in the sack/ Scream Salma Scream baby

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  39. Stupid | June 9, 2010 at 5:12 pm

    Salma could’ve hurt herself acting like that. She would deserve it. Luckily she didn’t hurt Maya. Love how women always want to boast to us about how superior they are, about how if they were in charge there wouldn’t be any wars, about how tough they are…. blah blah blah …. bullshit like that.

    They see something like a spider, much less a snake, and they’re screaming and yelling, falling all over each other, and asking US to kill it.

    Bleh.

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  40. KT | June 9, 2010 at 5:19 pm

    HAHA I liked the signs behind them saying “grown-ups” It was a bit ironic

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  41. what? | June 9, 2010 at 5:21 pm

    What the hell does her nationality or politics have to do with this? Nothing. Grow up.

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  42. Paulie Dee | June 9, 2010 at 5:45 pm

    HAHAHAHHA!

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  43. jason shockley | June 9, 2010 at 5:49 pm

    I HAVE EXACTLY THE SAME REACTION WHEN I WATCH ONE OF HER MOVIES!

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  44. ironman | June 9, 2010 at 5:53 pm

    What a piece of shit, grow up already. What’s her IQ? 63? Sad, just sad. Maybe she should take some of her millions “earned” from acting and buy a spine. She needs to get a real job in the real world. Scumbag bitch.

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  45. gogo | June 9, 2010 at 5:57 pm

    geezzzzz….how cau u all be such dumb retards? IT WAS STAGED!!! to get some attention for their new movie..they are actresses… hello..anybody?!?

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  46. Richport's Ghost | June 9, 2010 at 5:58 pm

    What a stupid Mexican cunt. If a little snake like that scares her, it just proves Mexicans and Asians have peanut-sized pricks.

    Salma “Never Been with a Brotha” Hayek. Salma, call me. Once you go black…

    P.S. On the internet, no one can tell you’re a divorced 48 year old Chinese woman.

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  47. Carissa | June 9, 2010 at 6:10 pm

    okay idiots, I was actually just reading yesterday on imdb that she has a HUGE phobia of snakes, so much so that she didn’t want to do the scene in From Dusk Til’ Dawn. She had to have intensive therapy for two months because of it. Obviously it still exists. Bam Margera is the same way. It doesn’t make people inferior or stupid. It’s something they can’t control. Artards.

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  48. Taz | June 9, 2010 at 6:22 pm

    @36
    I also expected a good upskirt from that.

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  49. canonman | June 9, 2010 at 6:31 pm

    probably fake. that chick protecting her is smiling the whole time.

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    • tia | June 11, 2010 at 2:40 pm

      i think she thought it was funny how freaked salma was. i mean, if you don’t have a phobia of snakes it’s kinda funny to watch someone FREAK THE FUCK OUT about it. i laughed.

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  50. mai-tai | June 9, 2010 at 6:38 pm

    that’s true terror. when you are so scared of something, the panic goes off immediately and you just want to get away. i’m like that with bugs. *shudders*

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