Salma Hayek is really fat

June 5th, 2007 // 134 Comments
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I haven’t seen the ultrasound or anything, but I’m pretty sure Salma Hayek is giving birth to a full size adult cow. Or, I dunno, a steamboat.

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  1. leeza

    Ok, sorry but you can’t play the pregnancy card to hide the fact that you’ve become a porker during your pregnancy! Some women carry it well, some don’t. Unfortunately, Salma falls in the later. Pregnancy does not agree with her. Salma has probably given in to one too many cravings….just goes to show you that she probably has to work hard at keeping slim. I guess she’s a closet fattie! But I’m sure she’ll get into tiptop shape in no time, with the help of a trainer and a plastic surgeon.

  2. redsonja1313

    she has put on FAR MORE THE THE RECOMENDED 20-25 lbs doctor say you should gain for a healthy pregnancy. I have no doubt that she will hire a trainer and get skinny again, but I can assure you it won’t be happen as quickly as she wants.

  3. Well I put on FAR more than the 20-25 pounds too, I put on 40! And I’ve lost every bit it :) Didn’t get a sinlge stretch mark either. The pregnant body is an amazing thing.

  4. reality

    “Well I put on FAR more than the 20-25 pounds too, I put on 40! And I’ve lost every bit it :) Didn’t get a sinlge stretch mark either.”

    That’s right up there with “I smoke and drink every day and I haven’t been sick in 30 years!”

    Congratulations – you won the genetic lottery (or you’re lying). Your (supposed) story is completely unrepresentative and proves nothing.

    Salma’s 40 years old and she’s gained twice as much weight as needed for a healthy pregnancy. She’s playing chicken with gestational diabetes, which has serious negative consequences for the baby. And at her age she’s not going to bounce or snap back. A full-time nanny, weight-loss drugs, and plastic surgery are in her future, because she’s an actress and her husband is loaded. She’ll end up like all the other actresses her age who use those methods: like an altered special-effects version of her former self. When they bump into her unexpectedly, even her friends will say “HAH! JESUS! um…Salma you look great!”

  5. How much you gain during prengnacy really depends on how much you weighed BEFORE. I only weighed 105 before so I needed to gain every bit of that 40 pounds in order to have a healthy baby. I know people who have gained as much as 80 pounds and as little as 12. Depends on the person, doesn’t mean either of them are unhealthy.

  6. sue

    I think she had to form her own production company because she wasn’t getting roles. She actually admitted that in an interview…with her huge accent.

  7. question: thiz iz zeriouz…
    if someone sayz in an email that
    your email addrezz haz been chozen to
    win money in a internet lottery….
    iz it a lie….?

    pretty sure itz a scam…

  8. Bob

    Meh- I disagree with you. The media puts down heavy people, which in turn gives women a unhealthy view of themselves. Do all women become anorexic? Of course not. But many do have body image issues. It was my opinion anyway. So, no, I am not wrong.

  9. Jane Doe

    For all of you making fun of a pregnant woman;

    - First shoot your parents for bringing you into the world
    - Second drown any children you have so your line does not continue
    - Third burn down your house with yourself in it

    Have a nice day

  10. Jeanie

    I really love how all these MEN are criticizing this beautiful pregnant woman. I’d like all of you to grow a HUMAN BEING in your body for nine months and see how you look. You are all pigs who do not deserve to see a vagina ever again.

  11. She does look like a fertility goddess. She is beautiful. She is petite, too, so she is going to look a lot bigger than someone like me who is 5’9″ and gained 50lbs during my pregnancy, yet I still looked very slim with a basketball in front of me.

    Everyone looks different…
    http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q291/asiapompom/24.jpg
    Me at 39 weeks. Salma looks heavier than I, but she hasn’t gained as much as I did..yet! I gained 50lbs from 120lb to 170lb. And yes, I got stretchmarks on my legs and butt mostly.

  12. GO JEANIE!!!!!!!!! MEN ARE STOOPID RETARDED WEAKER X CHROMOSOMES!

  13. Whatthehell

    I seriously think she’s a beautiful woman. So beautiful. Lovely face. Lovely hair. Lovely figure of a soon to be mother. Beautiful.

  14. Filmore

    THOSE HONKTOYNIA’S ARE GA-GA-GA GRONIOUS

  15. mar

    She is not fat, she is pregnant. That’s all.

    Each woman grows differently during pregnancy.

    A few very ignorant comments.

  16. happy_bunny

    Hasn’t she been pregnant for like three years now? Have the kid already, Salma!

  17. are you blind my freand?you said ghe is not a fat,i know sh is cut but that is true she is fat.

  18. Daryn Moerike

    I bet if you were to stick her in the belly with a stainless steel knitting needle, it would pop just like a festering sore and millions of spiders would come streaming out and devour her.

  19. which one of us red-blooded men wouldn’t plug a preggers Salma? I would be scared of her swinging pendulums though! Would definitely put an eye out!

  20. Well she still have a lovely face. And being pregnant is cool.

  21. Rachel

    i think she’s just pregnant. besides , who cares. she used to look better than most of us could ever hope to look, and at least she’s not worried about it. she looks happy to me.

  22. Iron Balls

    Salma is a world class gorgeous woman, especially when pregnant. Her breasts always were magnificent and are now stuff dreams are made of. Only negative: Her pregnancy clothes don’t shine as much as she does.

  23. lin

    I think that all you asswipes who are making fun of her should all go to hell! You are all mad because your mothers told you you were horrible one night stand mistakes and should have never been born. Why don’t you all go get a life or laid since I’m sure by your comments you haven’t gotten any, maybe then you’ll all be a bit nicer about what you say about a pregnant woman. Honestly have some respect people or grow some grapefruits and say it to her face.

  24. thanks for your post!!!!!!!

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