I haven’t seen the ultrasound or anything, but I’m pretty sure Salma Hayek is giving birth to a full size adult cow. Or, I dunno, a steamboat.
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micros101 | June 5, 2007 at 3:19 pm
first maybe.
gina | June 5, 2007 at 3:20 pm
umm she’s preggers what do you expect?? You try carrying a growing alien in your belly for 9 months! lol
http://www.innerdrama.com/
micros101 | June 5, 2007 at 3:20 pm
good, that’s over. retired from the first game. Yeah, she’s a hog too.
Donkey | June 5, 2007 at 3:24 pm
How big is this baby going to be?
Is it Mini-Me?
Miserable Bastard | June 5, 2007 at 3:27 pm
She looks like Violet Beauregarde.
Bern | June 5, 2007 at 3:27 pm
That baby has milk for a decade.
captain obvious | June 5, 2007 at 3:27 pm
She’s huge! She must be having twins or something. She prob had ivf and had more than one successful embryo implant.
BERN2 | June 5, 2007 at 3:28 pm
Those tits are huge. I bet she was so horny while she is pregnant. Her dude must get sufficated while she is on top. I hope he got to stick in her arse while he could. Its all down hill from here
Fluffy Butt | June 5, 2007 at 3:30 pm
i didn’t even know she was knocked up. shows you how much i pay attention to the entertainment bus.
sooo! who’s the daddy?
woodhorse | June 5, 2007 at 3:32 pm
that’s got to cause stretch marks all the way down her legs…..
Jimbo | June 5, 2007 at 3:41 pm
Those are some big TITS
fergernauster | June 5, 2007 at 3:41 pm
I KNEW it! She’s a grower.
A bitch AND a grower.
Jimbo | June 5, 2007 at 3:43 pm
Hey Bern, I think you might be able to use one of these pictures for your DMBS
pudell | June 5, 2007 at 3:44 pm
She’s pretty short (5’2″), so the weight shows up more than compared to a taller person. She’s also wearing a sack for a dress, which isn’t the most flattering. If she would have removed her boob implants before the pregnancy then she wouldn’t look so huge. Her face looks the same though.
Jessie | June 5, 2007 at 3:45 pm
She looks like Ricki Lake. Lucky her.
Diana Alvarado | June 5, 2007 at 3:47 pm
Those are some stupid comments people are putting. She’s petite as it is… you think she’s not going to get big!! She looks beautiful…you try carrying a huge baby!!
julie | June 5, 2007 at 3:48 pm
She’s pregnant, not fat, you fool. She’s absolutely gorgeous, she looks like some fertility goddess or something.
Hollie | June 5, 2007 at 3:53 pm
How can you say she is fat? She is pregnant…I think she looks terrific. I don’t think she’s gained a lot of weight throughout he body at all – Look at her face, arms and legs. I think she is having a girl but the way she is carrying. Pregnancy can take it’s toll on a woman’s body, I know, but I think she looks fabulous!
iamsam | June 5, 2007 at 3:55 pm
OMG look at her boobs in the last picture.
Dean | June 5, 2007 at 3:55 pm
@ Superfish – I liked your original post better.
“I don’t want to be rude, but Salma Hayek should maybe think about dropping a few pounds. If she keeps this up people might start to think she’s pregnant. Which she can’t be, because she told me she was a virgin when we shared that magical night together in her parents’ basement. No, wait, you don’t think. You don’t think she. Noooooooooo!!! NOTE: I haven’t seen the ultrasound or anything, but I’m pretty sure she’s giving birth to a full size adult cow.”
My Right Nut | June 5, 2007 at 3:55 pm
Good Lord! She looks like she’s got two watermelons sitting on top of a meteor. Hasn’t she been preggo for like 2 years now?
rdubbz | June 5, 2007 at 4:01 pm
I’d still hit it.
yurmom | June 5, 2007 at 4:04 pm
She looks beautiful…Maybe everyone would look as skinny as Paris Hilton, but I’m not sure Salma would don the orange jumpsuit.
Bob | June 5, 2007 at 4:05 pm
You are an idiot. She is pregnant and looks as “normal” as any pregnant woman should look. Shit like this is why people are anorexic and feel bad for themselves. Women WISH they look as beautiful as Salma does right now. Grow up you moron.
Brock Landers | June 5, 2007 at 4:07 pm
I’m so torn. She used to be one of my favorites. I hope to never get a girl pregnant and turn her into that.
wedgeone | June 5, 2007 at 4:08 pm
Wait 6 months after the baby is born & see if her ass looks like Britney’s. Then we’ll know the true story behind cellulite.
Get it? Behind …. ba-dum!
Meanwhile – BERN!!!!!!! Make your DMBS pics bigger!!!!
And tell me how I can send you some for submission.
aprilmax | June 5, 2007 at 4:08 pm
Superfish dude – Yes, that is what pregnant women look like you dinkus! She only has a big belly (’cause she’s pregnant – duh), and her boobs are always big no matter what. She looks beautiful!
p.s. sorry I lost my temper with that “dinkus” comment, but I had to speak my mind.
blar | June 5, 2007 at 4:10 pm
Yes idiot, that’s how pregnant women look- If they’re lucky.
Cracka | June 5, 2007 at 4:13 pm
Thats hot… Id hit it…. hell yea…
Those some big ass titties!!!!!
One Pill | June 5, 2007 at 4:15 pm
Give her a effing break for god’s sake!!
Chauncey Gardner | June 5, 2007 at 4:23 pm
Her ass is still smaller than Kim Kardashian’s Krazy Kaboose.
bungoone | June 5, 2007 at 4:24 pm
now how come you people are defending her but pregnant Scary Spice had no love?
sorry, but she’s as big as the side of a barn. which is fitting cause that’s where she’ll have to go to milk those damn things.
DahliaRose | June 5, 2007 at 4:28 pm
She looks cute, like a giant blueberry.
Blueberries are my favorite berry.
I love blueberries.
There should be more blueberries in the world.
Tashavin | June 5, 2007 at 4:28 pm
Looks like a girl to me…….
mrbone | June 5, 2007 at 4:29 pm
hope she keeps those knockers
Julie | June 5, 2007 at 4:30 pm
Haha, aww! Give the poor woman a break! She’s preggers. She’s allowed to eat a cookie or 12.
Kiki | June 5, 2007 at 4:33 pm
LOL… that is sooo mean. She did blow up, but she is still beautiful. I”m 7 months preggo myself, and have only put on about 10 pounds. Not everyone is as lucky I guess. And, her boobs are frikken HUGE! I know you guys LOVE that! LOL
holly | June 5, 2007 at 4:33 pm
Wow..only a man ( and I use the term loosely) can’t write something so fucking ignorant
Boba Fett | June 5, 2007 at 4:34 pm
I’d like to break her water.
BarbadoSlim | June 5, 2007 at 4:34 pm
I’d still fuck all five of them!
meh | June 5, 2007 at 4:34 pm
You people need to relax. He is kidding, that is what he is supposed to do.
I just wonder how much weight she has actually put on. It can be hard to tell, because different people look different with the same amount of weight. Anyway, it doesn’t matter. I bet she will be back to her original size in 6 months (or less) after giving birth.
To the person that made the anorexic comment: A very, very small amount of the population is anorexic. Anorexia is a major psychological illness and it does not develop because of things like this. I mean, are you going to change your eating habits because of this? Probably not, and a normal mentally healthy person wouldn’t. You have to realize there is more than just weight issues going on with people who have anorexia.
Nikk | June 5, 2007 at 4:41 pm
I can hear seams ripping on that dress…
…in the good way.
bungoone | June 5, 2007 at 4:42 pm
37, you’ve only put on 10 pounds, total? that doesn’t sound healthy. your fetus must weight, what, 1 lb.?
shanipie | June 5, 2007 at 4:46 pm
OMG looking at these pictures reminds me of 4 months ago when I was pregnant.
Can I just say…FUCK THAT!! I never NEVER wanna do that again.
Oh but yeah I gained it like her, like the first wee I was pregnant before I knew my husband was tellin me my boobs looked ginormous! I was like 8 or 9 months before my tummy finally stuck out more than my chest haha.
BarbadoSlim | June 5, 2007 at 4:47 pm
I’ve seem to remember reading that preggos need not gain more than 20/25lbs.
I could be wrong though.
KatieKates | June 5, 2007 at 4:54 pm
Her boobs are big but come on, people – she is pregnant. Obviously she will be a lard ass.
JERK | June 5, 2007 at 4:55 pm
SALMA LOOKS LIKE A LIFE SIZE BURRITO!!!!!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Annette | June 5, 2007 at 4:59 pm
you guys are unbelievable she’s freaking pregnant. This is the only time your allowed to let yourself go.
Skip Smith | June 5, 2007 at 5:00 pm
A big fuck you to all you housebound bitches saying she looks beautiful.
sharpeidude | June 5, 2007 at 5:01 pm
Blah, blah, blah! Talk all the shit you want, but remember this. She’ll pay some guy $200 bucks an hour to get her body back the way it was and the rest of you fat asses will still be fucking with the lights off!