I haven’t seen the ultrasound or anything, but I’m pretty sure Salma Hayek is giving birth to a full size adult cow. Or, I dunno, a steamboat.
Those are some big TITS
I KNEW it! She’s a grower.
A bitch AND a grower.
Hey Bern, I think you might be able to use one of these pictures for your DMBS
She’s pretty short (5’2″), so the weight shows up more than compared to a taller person. She’s also wearing a sack for a dress, which isn’t the most flattering. If she would have removed her boob implants before the pregnancy then she wouldn’t look so huge. Her face looks the same though.
She looks like Ricki Lake. Lucky her.
Those are some stupid comments people are putting. She’s petite as it is… you think she’s not going to get big!! She looks beautiful…you try carrying a huge baby!!
She’s pregnant, not fat, you fool. She’s absolutely gorgeous, she looks like some fertility goddess or something.
How can you say she is fat? She is pregnant…I think she looks terrific. I don’t think she’s gained a lot of weight throughout he body at all – Look at her face, arms and legs. I think she is having a girl but the way she is carrying. Pregnancy can take it’s toll on a woman’s body, I know, but I think she looks fabulous!
OMG look at her boobs in the last picture.
@ Superfish – I liked your original post better.
“I don’t want to be rude, but Salma Hayek should maybe think about dropping a few pounds. If she keeps this up people might start to think she’s pregnant. Which she can’t be, because she told me she was a virgin when we shared that magical night together in her parents’ basement. No, wait, you don’t think. You don’t think she. Noooooooooo!!! NOTE: I haven’t seen the ultrasound or anything, but I’m pretty sure she’s giving birth to a full size adult cow.”
Good Lord! She looks like she’s got two watermelons sitting on top of a meteor. Hasn’t she been preggo for like 2 years now?
I’d still hit it.
She looks beautiful…Maybe everyone would look as skinny as Paris Hilton, but I’m not sure Salma would don the orange jumpsuit.
You are an idiot. She is pregnant and looks as “normal” as any pregnant woman should look. Shit like this is why people are anorexic and feel bad for themselves. Women WISH they look as beautiful as Salma does right now. Grow up you moron.
I’m so torn. She used to be one of my favorites. I hope to never get a girl pregnant and turn her into that.
Wait 6 months after the baby is born & see if her ass looks like Britney’s. Then we’ll know the true story behind cellulite.
Get it? Behind …. ba-dum!
Meanwhile – BERN!!!!!!! Make your DMBS pics bigger!!!!
And tell me how I can send you some for submission.
Superfish dude – Yes, that is what pregnant women look like you dinkus! She only has a big belly (’cause she’s pregnant – duh), and her boobs are always big no matter what. She looks beautiful!
p.s. sorry I lost my temper with that “dinkus” comment, but I had to speak my mind.
Yes idiot, that’s how pregnant women look- If they’re lucky.
Thats hot… Id hit it…. hell yea…
Those some big ass titties!!!!!
Give her a effing break for god’s sake!!
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