Salma Hayek is engaged and pregnant

How ignorant can people be?…The woman is PREGNANT. She looks beautiful. She isn’t doing anything wrong, she dosn’t look gross. Don’t any of you have any respect for mothers? Pregnancy is a beautiful thing, and not easy. If it wasn’t for your mothers none of you would be here…show some respect.

This woman looks like she can give birth to many sons…

Her hair looks worse than mine on a rainy day. But other than that and the weird clothing choice, she’s still gorgeous. Although I am seriously a little afraid of those gigantic mammaries. Gonna be one well-fed baby fo sho.

Great, all we need is another spic frog dropped in the USA. Puh-leeze, have it Spain or somewheres else!!!

I don’t know what the dowry is gonna be.But the guy seems to be wealthy,that’s why i’m thinking it’s gonna be a healthy amount of the traditionally camels.If he can’t find enough of these ‘desertships’ here in europe,he can contact me because i know a bunch of lamas for sale as a good substitute.

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Sorry for all of you out there who are perfect 24/7. It’s not easy being pregnant. I’ll bet half of you men wouldn’t even make past the first month of a pregnancy. Vomiting everything you eat, bloating, weight gain and pissing every five minutes isn’t attractive and doesn’t feel great whether you’re a celebrity or Jane Doe. Salma Hayek is gorgeous and doesn’t look to have gained very much weight. The only reason she looks so crappy in these pics is because her hair isn’t done and she’s not wearing makeup. Give her an effing break – she’s growing a human being. I’ll bet you’ve looked a lot shittier for a lot less.

The shoes, the shoes, pleeeeze someone steal her ugly virgin shoes !

pregnant or not, I’d love to bury my face in those funbags.

She must have put a nipple under her pillow one night, because the titty fairy obviously paid her a big, fat visit!

I’ll bet she knows all about cooking tortillas and doing the laundry.

Someone needs to tell her that the role for Betty in Ugly Betty is already taken.

107–it’s okay, we’re grown ups, you can say fucking.

86-not to ruin your fun but did you know that a lot of kids with Downs Syndrome are born to younger moms because they think they’re in the clear because they’re under 35 and then lo and behold, TA DA–out comes ol’ wide eyes themself on birthing day. AND did you know that women who are in their 30s are much more prepared — especially financially and emotionally- for undertaking parenthood? Ya see, 20 year olds don’t really do so well in those categories because, well, they’re 20 and they’re only job has probably been at like Hot Topic in the mall and they can barely pay a car payment let alone a mortgage or an insurance premium….and they still want to party and “hook up”, which is probably what put them in the “family way” in the first place. But once you’ve gotten your education and your career on track, once you’ve dismissed the silly thought that you need to go shot-for-shot with the 200 lb. guy at the bar, once you realize that your asscrack shouldn’t hang out of your jeans unless you’re a plummer, once you have your own health insurance and not on your parents’–shit like that–you’re a little more prepared to put your own life on hold for a few years to raise kids the right way, albeit in slightly bigger jeans. True story!

jrzmommy,

I truly enjoy when so-called educated people go on a rant about how superior they are and then they proceed to misspell words. It’s ‘plumber’ not ‘plummer’. Also, there are 20 year-olds who are successful with children. Don’t forget about your postpartum-depression-thirty-year-old-I-thought-a kid-would-fulfill-my-life-but-now-I’m-on-Prozac-and -I’m-fat-and-my-husband-is-sleeping-with-his-twenty-year-old-secretary moms. Those are my fav.

#114- Plumber.

I was referring to the members of Amanda Plummer’s family, who are notorious for their public displays of asscrack.

115–Hey, my spelling issues can be easily corrected with a dictionary… you, on the other hand, have bigger fish to fry as being an asshole is permanent and there is no hope for you.

BIGGGG stretch to call her “Middle Eastern.”

Her paternal grandparents were “Mexicans of Lebanese descent”… They were born and raised in Mexico, as was Salma. So Salma’s Dad was half Lebanese, half Mexican.

She’s 1/4 Lebanese, 1/4 Mexican, and 1/2 Spanish (her mom was Spanish) but born and raised in Mexico. She’s more Spanish than anything else by blood, but she strongly identifies with Mexican culture since that’s where she was raised. She’s said as much in interviews. This is why she desperately wanted to do the story of Frida Kahlo herself…

Not sure why it matters. She’s gorgeous, though she’s not looking so good knocked up.

#72. “Because lebanese are cunning linguists.”

Superfish, as usual your fans always know how to make me LOL in my seat. Very clever post, nice play on words. Totally made my boring as hell day.

good lord – can’t she dig up someone any better than that frenchie sissy?