Salma Hayek has an ass on her chest (It needed to be said)

October 11th, 2008 // 70 Comments

Salma Hayek filmed scenes in Brooklyn yesterday for her upcoming cameo on 30 Rock. Judging by these photos, they’re going to need to debut the episode in fucking IMAX. Even then people will walk out saying “Needs more screen.” Except me; I’ll be using suction cups to begin my ascent of Mt. St. Boobies until the fire department hoses me down. I’m a film lover.

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  1. Parker

    omg…I want to…buttfuck…her….chest? but but then I’d have to look at her face or her…..nooooooo!

  2. jesus

    what a hot looking woman. what? no pictures of her ass though?

  3. dude

    NICE BOOBIE CRACK!!!!! LOLOLZZZ

  4. dude

    NICE BOOBIE CRACK!!!!! LOLOLZZZ

  5. mamadough

    i heard that she cums sour cream….only 30 cents extra.

  6. nancy

    her daughter’s adorable.

  7. Jen

    I love dressing sexy but sometimes it is best to tone it down a bit like at a childrens birthday party.

  8. perro del crimen

    esos bebés deben tener pequeñas lunas el mover en órbita alrededor de ellas

  9. Spinnaz

    Too much cleavage, I’m a straight guy and I think it looks extremely vulgar. Put on a fucking turtleneck or something.

  10. jesus

    spinnaz are you sure you are straight?

  11. nastyjay

    you fukkers dont know how bad i wanna bang bang bang jiggle jiggle jiggle

  12. Indecent

    Yeah I agree spinnaz. I got a nice big cock so I guess I should go out in public with pants that emphasize my bulge. Yeah. Well that’s what this world has come to.

  13. Indecent

    Yeah I agree spinnaz. I got a nice big cock so I guess I should go out in public with pants that emphasize my bulge. Yeah. Well that’s what this world has come to.

  14. Sugreev Ahuja

    I’ve always found her pretty ugly,and the fine boobs aren’t enough to direct my attention from her fugly face.

  15. fumanchu

    I just wonder if my GPS is going to still work down in there?????

  16. fumanchu

    I just wonder if my GPS is going to still work down in there?????

  17. FirstTimeLongTime

    I just watched this episode on hulu last night, and when this scene came on, not once did i take my eyes off her rack. Bra-f’ing-vo, Senorita Hayek.

  18. she'ssohot

    quieren coger su duro y largo en los 3 agujeros en especial el culo

  19. OMG!! unless you know someone, how dare you presume to know their body. Salma just had a baby and is breast feeding…

  20. axel

    i like her boobs very much i waana sucked for once

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