Salma Hayek filmed scenes in Brooklyn yesterday for her upcoming cameo on 30 Rock. Judging by these photos, they’re going to need to debut the episode in fucking IMAX. Even then people will walk out saying “Needs more screen.” Except me; I’ll be using suction cups to begin my ascent of Mt. St. Boobies until the fire department hoses me down. I’m a film lover.
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boogermeister | October 11, 2008 at 5:36 pm
Now that’s a rack and I am so thrilled to be the FIRST loser to reply. All other losers follow me
Dr. Otto VanDerWahl | October 11, 2008 at 5:41 pm
Mexican dairy products give me the shits
CaptainMorgan | October 11, 2008 at 5:42 pm
Keira Knightley and now this!? Black and white. What a difference!
I’m not big on hairy women, but if Selma waxed (and a thorough inspection would be required to be 100% sure), I’d be all over that.
Quiero Titties | October 11, 2008 at 5:52 pm
This is why I love spanish chicks.
latin@s | October 11, 2008 at 5:54 pm
omg capatin estupido, se ve que intelligente eres…. transaltion moron,,, i can see how stupid you are, this woman just had a baby not too long ago, i think she looks great!!!! i am a huge fan of hers, and obviously there are some stupid men who never learned to keep their mouth shut!!!! so next time captin dipshit, keep your stupid comments to yourself!!!!!! and fyi her name is spelled salma estupido!
Loo | October 11, 2008 at 6:45 pm
I think she’s beautiful. Too bad she’s Mexican.
IwanttodieinbetweenSalmastits | October 11, 2008 at 7:30 pm
I want to be smothered to death by those tits!!!!! What a way to go!
Rough Daddy | October 11, 2008 at 8:14 pm
My goodness, I dont think you need viagra to give those a bakers dozen delight…
scott | October 11, 2008 at 8:23 pm
holy shit. hahaha
scott | October 11, 2008 at 8:23 pm
holy shit. hahaha
ToTellTheTruth | October 11, 2008 at 9:33 pm
Her kid looks like a pig faced midget…
Medicated | October 11, 2008 at 9:42 pm
If my ass were THAT big- I’d diet.
bam | October 11, 2008 at 9:44 pm
11 – why are you looking at the kid?
Lee | October 11, 2008 at 11:10 pm
Now that’s just misshapen.
onlocash | October 11, 2008 at 11:18 pm
Fucking sellout whore ! I still love her though
oh Yeah to Comment number 6 (Loo) fuck you and congratulations you survived your own abortion you piece of shit fag
Brownie | October 12, 2008 at 12:31 am
Man I would love to lay a sloppy turd to rest right between those mammaries. I would even put a flower in top.
JT | October 12, 2008 at 12:58 am
It looks like she’s read the Christina Aguilera guide to motherhood
InTheWorstWay | October 12, 2008 at 12:59 am
All of you no pussy gettin’ dudes and you never gonna get laid women who are dissing on this fine ass woman, need to take notes because this woman is has defied the logic of what a baby can do to a woman’s body. She came out looking even better than she began with. Whoa mommi!
Com | October 12, 2008 at 1:17 am
Wonderbra… Meet the steel girder! She’s still hot. But wouldn’t want to see those things loose in a tee.
gerard Vandenberg | October 12, 2008 at 1:19 am
This is what they call: “DESPERATE”, folks!!
Pancho Villa | October 12, 2008 at 1:29 am
Hijo de la chingada! Quisiera sentarla sobre mi cara como si fuera una banca!
Translation: She’s a very attractive woman.
IKE | October 12, 2008 at 2:30 am
Baby fat. Gotta LOVE it!!
Mike | October 12, 2008 at 4:48 am
How dare you call that little kid an ass?!
Mike KO | October 12, 2008 at 5:33 am
Well, what do you know -
– some times, in the movies; they actually focus on the plot??
(Meaning I’ve seen her on the big screen before, & did not notice anything more then her Lovely face & how she play the part)(a fair talent)
Really now – [to the real losers here] – Get a life!!
It has to be a result of; – what is there…
&&&& how it is reshaped by clothes & For The Camera -
Meaning – like the rest of hollywood – its an illusion,
Created to sell non-realities to people to those lacking their own
PLEASE AMERICA!!!
Our “suspension of dis-belief” needs to end sometime!
youtube video | October 12, 2008 at 8:23 am
saoll
Bob | October 12, 2008 at 8:58 am
She looks very hot, I don’t understand why #6 is concerned she is from Mexico?? that seems a bit odd doesn’t it?
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poo | October 12, 2008 at 9:20 am
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britney's weave | October 12, 2008 at 10:09 am
cute baby!
Sheva | October 12, 2008 at 11:14 am
cute babies!
Britney2 | October 12, 2008 at 11:29 am
No one cares about your judgements on women. She’s too fat, she’s too thin, her boobs are too big, too small, blah blah blah. Beauty is subjective and if you’re wasting your time commenting on this site, you’re probably unattractive yourself. People are people, everyone has feelings and Hollywood is not real. Now go outside and enjoy the sunshine.
Boobies | October 12, 2008 at 11:39 am
did she get a boob job?
SueMe | October 12, 2008 at 12:14 pm
@11 you know that’s a beautiful baby you punk.
woodhorse | October 12, 2008 at 12:16 pm
This just in: Dow drops over 300 points upon hearing news that Fish works on weekends…..
woodhorse | October 12, 2008 at 12:18 pm
at least her ass isn’t up around her throat like Janet Jackson. No wonder the concert tour got cancelled.
james | October 12, 2008 at 12:42 pm
this woman looks hot in this vid at 1:29 in the hot tub scene! and the flashing lights part <33333
I can feel you - http://youtube.com/watch?v=RFda-gYPdzk
BEST PREVIEW of heavy rotation: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=gQhqC9izmQw
heck man | October 12, 2008 at 1:00 pm
I’d give her a full body wax and then hit it until I’m a dried out prune
michael | October 12, 2008 at 1:05 pm
It seems like she’s had a boob job
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2007/03/25/salma-hayeks-porn-boobs/
yuck | October 12, 2008 at 2:35 pm
GORGEOUS WOMAN!!!
Melania | October 12, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Those are her own. She’s had no boob job.
menotrouble | October 12, 2008 at 3:34 pm
great, great woman.
but also: great headline.
still, the one who should lose weight is alec balwin. compared to him, she looks like twiggy.
supersex | October 12, 2008 at 5:52 pm
i’d like to take a bite out of the hairy taco.
mexican bitches, you gotta love them
UK_Matt | October 12, 2008 at 6:13 pm
Hot.
Fernando Narcos | October 12, 2008 at 6:37 pm
I came.
i know its so cliche,but that’s what happened.
Guest | October 12, 2008 at 2:26 pm
She always looks desperate to me for some reason. She needs to calm down with those boobs.
Fuckyourrottingcorpseandgotohell#6 | October 12, 2008 at 9:51 pm
Mexican’s are fucking awesome! She looks good and her baby is super cute. Some of you are right though, she might need to cover up more often.
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Dani | October 12, 2008 at 10:57 pm
Valentina Paloma is soooo cute!!!
Ana | October 13, 2008 at 2:30 am
She just looks fucking ridiculous now with her huge implants and breast milk competing. She used to be attractive when she had a normal body.
Mike | October 13, 2008 at 10:01 am
Whats really cool about one of the pics is proof that Baldwin is just another short, fat, old guy. I spent probably 15 minutes on that one looking for the vette.