Christ. Who didn’t have a wedding this weekend? Salma Hayek tied the knot with French billionaire Francois-Henri Pinault on Saturday in Italy. Despite having a daughter Valentina Paloma together, the couple called off their engagement last year but ended up getting married in a civil ceremony in February. Us Magazine reports:
The two wed Saturday on the second floor at the Teatro La Fenice, an opera house in Venice, Italy.
Guests arrived by boat, with Venitian masks covering their faces. Among the celeb attendees: Penelope Cruz and beau Javier Bardem, Ashley Judd and Antonio Banderas and wife Melanie Griffith. Woody Harrelson and Edward Norton, Hayek’s ex, were also spotted in Venice.
The weekend celebration began Friday with a rehearsal dinner at the historic Punta Della Dogana. Guests at the masked ball included French president Jacques Chirac and wife Bernadette and Charlize Theron and boyfriend Stuart Townsend. A farewell brunch is set for Sunday.
I included pics of the happy couple leaving the ceremony last night, and Salma getting on a boat this morning. But those are mostly to remind people she has awesome breasts.
Is there such a thing as too much journalistic integrity? — Nah.
violet | April 26, 2009 at 3:03 pm
first?
ariana | April 26, 2009 at 3:11 pm
what a good bussiness salma!!!
BHJ | April 26, 2009 at 3:31 pm
funny how a billion or two will make even Quazimoto look pretty damn sexy.
Rhialto | April 26, 2009 at 3:44 pm
Congrats to this couple.
alfalfa | April 26, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Nice ass too
Adam | April 26, 2009 at 4:08 pm
A billion or two?
His father is in his 70′s and is worth about $17 billion.
DeeplySuperficialGal | April 26, 2009 at 4:15 pm
I think people who get married in small civil ceremonies are just better than people who make a big show of it.
Cash | April 26, 2009 at 4:21 pm
#3 beat me to it.
For a couple million, I’d marry Sloth from the Goonies there too. I could be his little Chunk. Sloth love Chunk, that could be our wedding vow.
whopper jr. | April 26, 2009 at 4:22 pm
May I please squirt my ejaculate inside your moist, married vagina?
Vince Lombardi | April 26, 2009 at 4:28 pm
This guy should probably refrain from juggling chainsaws, because he’s clearly used up all his luck – he’s loaded and he’s got her in his bed despite being hideous and being French.
the world according to ROUGH! | April 26, 2009 at 5:14 pm
*Use what you got to get what you want*
Base on pics 6 and 8 id get weak in the knees too if i was the Frenchman! Hopefully he signed a Prenup!
Objection sustained | April 26, 2009 at 5:14 pm
lol @ Sloth Love Chunk
Yeah but look at that ass!!!!! | April 26, 2009 at 5:51 pm
GD she’s smokin”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Raven | April 26, 2009 at 6:03 pm
They have done studies on this. They showed women pictures of male models and average looking men. Naturally the male models received higher ratings.
They took a different set of women and showed them the same thing, but this time they made up a fake salary for each man. They gave the male models low salaries and the average looking men six figure salaries.
You don’t have to be a rocket scientist to figure out who were found “hotter.”
Chicks are gold diggers.
Binky | April 26, 2009 at 6:03 pm
My sources are now saying the star-crossed couple have postponed their honeymoon originally planned for ‘Tijuana Hal’s’ in northern Mexico – because of the flu.
(Not their flu – Mexico’s. The billionaire couple are apparently still well. Don’t worry. They’re safe)
onlocash | April 26, 2009 at 6:20 pm
Salma you’re my favorite S L U T
Hideous and rich good for you thumbs up
Salma eat a fat one …you expensive whore
randymcnally | April 26, 2009 at 7:32 pm
what does she see in him??????? She has a lot of money too so that can’t be the reason….
Chunk | April 26, 2009 at 7:41 pm
Chunk she is…
mikeock | April 26, 2009 at 7:58 pm
Awwwwww. She married her father.
lola | April 26, 2009 at 9:57 pm
Salma is so pretty. Such a trophy wife! ;)
Yank and wank they rhyme for a reason | April 27, 2009 at 12:02 am
what an ugly guy! EW!!
gerard Vandenberg | April 27, 2009 at 1:13 am
he can be sure:
THERE’S ALWAYS A “PILLOW” TO LEAN ON, folks!!
devilsrain | April 27, 2009 at 1:56 am
CHA CHING
Kitty says | April 27, 2009 at 2:06 am
#14 ha! My boyfriend is a Navy sailor and makes hardly anything. I’m with him because I love him. Most girls I know are the same.
chase | April 27, 2009 at 3:01 am
The hairy bitch obviously loves him for his personality.
Brooke | April 27, 2009 at 6:41 am
No darling
Smart girls marry the guy and his money. I did ,and everyone is happy.
He got himself a beautiful girl and 2 great kids later
I got myself beautiful homes, cars and 3 holidays a year. Not to mention the financial security for life.
Dumb girls marry just the guy
Didn’t your mother tell you this?
Brooke | April 27, 2009 at 6:42 am
No darling
Smart girls marry the guy and his money. I did ,and everyone is happy.
He got himself a beautiful girl and 2 great kids later
I got myself beautiful homes, cars and 3 holidays a year. Not to mention the financial security for life.
Dumb girls marry just the guy
Didn’t your mother tell you this?
CakeSnifferer | April 27, 2009 at 8:15 am
THIS was the best looking billionaire she could find? And am I to understand that the money comes from this guy’s father? He’s probably a complete slug…
ANYHOW, surely there must have been some dude out there worth a lousy $200m that at least made it for himself and doesn’t look like a hat full of warts.
Not that she’s splittin’ atoms or anything, but balance is a pretty simple concept…
RichPort's Ghost | April 27, 2009 at 9:08 am
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTY
CakeSnifferer | April 27, 2009 at 10:01 am
Hayek is short, retard. Your spambot needs better AI.
geez loueeze | April 27, 2009 at 10:30 am
@ 26/27 ever heard of anything called SARCASM.? chase’s comment is pretty much the equivalent of saying she married him for his incredible looks.
Bosco | April 27, 2009 at 11:29 am
I guess you can buy love, or at least rent it for a while…..
zsa | April 27, 2009 at 1:26 pm
Well, I’d marry him too. Hello! He’s a billionaire! She seeled the deal too, with the daughter. Sweet! You notice she doesn’t look particularily happy in any of the pics with him. But hey, to each their own…
Happiness to the couple…
zsa
smarg | April 27, 2009 at 1:27 pm
I wonder if he forces her to take it up the poop chute…
zsa | April 27, 2009 at 1:33 pm
@14—Don’t tell me that if a billionairess came along and wanted you, that you wouldn’t go for it. Don’t even try to say you wouldn’t, cuz I won’t believe you anyway.
That being said, I am with a poor guy too, and I love him very much. But, we’ve both acknowledged that if a billionaire came along, it’d be the ol’ heave ho’ for us.
zsa
Right Fury | April 27, 2009 at 3:45 pm
Swine flu also
ham | April 28, 2009 at 4:45 am
@14 Duh. That experimental set-up only had 2 variables. Looks or money. It doesn’t prove women value money most of all (gold-diggers), it means they prefer money over looks. If they input more variables (kindness etc.) I might be convinced. But, no.
lola | April 28, 2009 at 1:54 pm
Jacques Chirac`s wife ist not Bernadette anymore: he is married to singer Carla Bruni.
The Gaborg | April 28, 2009 at 3:32 pm
OK, that’s one remarkable culo.
Nasreen Khan | August 14, 2009 at 2:30 pm
salma is hot & so hot that I want salma to be my lesbo partner,she is cute,sexy,hot than the hottest
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