Salma Hayek weds in front of other people this time

April 26th, 2009 // 46 Comments

Christ. Who didn’t have a wedding this weekend? Salma Hayek tied the knot with French billionaire Francois-Henri Pinault on Saturday in Italy. Despite having a daughter Valentina Paloma together, the couple called off their engagement last year but ended up getting married in a civil ceremony in February. Us Magazine reports:

The two wed Saturday on the second floor at the Teatro La Fenice, an opera house in Venice, Italy.
Guests arrived by boat, with Venitian masks covering their faces. Among the celeb attendees: Penelope Cruz and beau Javier Bardem, Ashley Judd and Antonio Banderas and wife Melanie Griffith. Woody Harrelson and Edward Norton, Hayek’s ex, were also spotted in Venice.
The weekend celebration began Friday with a rehearsal dinner at the historic Punta Della Dogana. Guests at the masked ball included French president Jacques Chirac and wife Bernadette and Charlize Theron and boyfriend Stuart Townsend. A farewell brunch is set for Sunday.

I included pics of the happy couple leaving the ceremony last night, and Salma getting on a boat this morning. But those are mostly to remind people she has awesome breasts.

Is there such a thing as too much journalistic integrity? — Nah.

Photos: Flynet
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  1. violet

    first?

  2. ariana

    what a good bussiness salma!!!

  3. BHJ

    funny how a billion or two will make even Quazimoto look pretty damn sexy.

  4. Rhialto

    Congrats to this couple.

  5. alfalfa

    Nice ass too

  6. Adam

    A billion or two?

    His father is in his 70′s and is worth about $17 billion.

  7. I think people who get married in small civil ceremonies are just better than people who make a big show of it.

  8. Cash

    #3 beat me to it.

    For a couple million, I’d marry Sloth from the Goonies there too. I could be his little Chunk. Sloth love Chunk, that could be our wedding vow.

  9. whopper jr.

    May I please squirt my ejaculate inside your moist, married vagina?

  10. Vince Lombardi

    This guy should probably refrain from juggling chainsaws, because he’s clearly used up all his luck – he’s loaded and he’s got her in his bed despite being hideous and being French.

  11. *Use what you got to get what you want*

    Base on pics 6 and 8 id get weak in the knees too if i was the Frenchman! Hopefully he signed a Prenup!

  12. Objection sustained

    lol @ Sloth Love Chunk

  13. Yeah but look at that ass!!!!!

    GD she’s smokin”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  14. Raven

    They have done studies on this. They showed women pictures of male models and average looking men. Naturally the male models received higher ratings.

    They took a different set of women and showed them the same thing, but this time they made up a fake salary for each man. They gave the male models low salaries and the average looking men six figure salaries.

    You don’t have to be a rocket scientist to figure out who were found “hotter.”

    Chicks are gold diggers.

  15. Binky

    My sources are now saying the star-crossed couple have postponed their honeymoon originally planned for ‘Tijuana Hal’s’ in northern Mexico – because of the flu.
    (Not their flu – Mexico’s. The billionaire couple are apparently still well. Don’t worry. They’re safe)

  16. onlocash

    Salma you’re my favorite S L U T

    Hideous and rich good for you thumbs up

    Salma eat a fat one …you expensive whore

  17. randymcnally

    what does she see in him??????? She has a lot of money too so that can’t be the reason….

  18. Chunk

    Chunk she is…

  19. mikeock

    Awwwwww. She married her father.

  20. lola

    Salma is so pretty. Such a trophy wife! ;)

  21. Yank and wank they rhyme for a reason

    what an ugly guy! EW!!

  22. he can be sure:
    THERE’S ALWAYS A “PILLOW” TO LEAN ON, folks!!

  23. devilsrain

    CHA CHING

  24. Kitty says

    #14 ha! My boyfriend is a Navy sailor and makes hardly anything. I’m with him because I love him. Most girls I know are the same.

  25. chase

    The hairy bitch obviously loves him for his personality.

  26. Brooke

    No darling
    Smart girls marry the guy and his money. I did ,and everyone is happy.
    He got himself a beautiful girl and 2 great kids later
    I got myself beautiful homes, cars and 3 holidays a year. Not to mention the financial security for life.
    Dumb girls marry just the guy

    Didn’t your mother tell you this?

  27. Brooke

    No darling
    Smart girls marry the guy and his money. I did ,and everyone is happy.
    He got himself a beautiful girl and 2 great kids later
    I got myself beautiful homes, cars and 3 holidays a year. Not to mention the financial security for life.
    Dumb girls marry just the guy

    Didn’t your mother tell you this?

  28. CakeSnifferer

    THIS was the best looking billionaire she could find? And am I to understand that the money comes from this guy’s father? He’s probably a complete slug…

    ANYHOW, surely there must have been some dude out there worth a lousy $200m that at least made it for himself and doesn’t look like a hat full of warts.
    Not that she’s splittin’ atoms or anything, but balance is a pretty simple concept…

  29. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTY

  30. CakeSnifferer

    Hayek is short, retard. Your spambot needs better AI.

  31. geez loueeze

    @ 26/27 ever heard of anything called SARCASM.? chase’s comment is pretty much the equivalent of saying she married him for his incredible looks.

  32. Bosco

    I guess you can buy love, or at least rent it for a while…..

  33. zsa

    Well, I’d marry him too. Hello! He’s a billionaire! She seeled the deal too, with the daughter. Sweet! You notice she doesn’t look particularily happy in any of the pics with him. But hey, to each their own…

    Happiness to the couple…

    zsa

  34. smarg

    I wonder if he forces her to take it up the poop chute…

  35. zsa

    @14—Don’t tell me that if a billionairess came along and wanted you, that you wouldn’t go for it. Don’t even try to say you wouldn’t, cuz I won’t believe you anyway.

    That being said, I am with a poor guy too, and I love him very much. But, we’ve both acknowledged that if a billionaire came along, it’d be the ol’ heave ho’ for us.

    zsa

  36. Right Fury

    Swine flu also

  37. ham

    @14 Duh. That experimental set-up only had 2 variables. Looks or money. It doesn’t prove women value money most of all (gold-diggers), it means they prefer money over looks. If they input more variables (kindness etc.) I might be convinced. But, no.

  38. lola

    Jacques Chirac`s wife ist not Bernadette anymore: he is married to singer Carla Bruni.

  39. The Gaborg

    OK, that’s one remarkable culo.

  40. Nasreen Khan

    salma is hot & so hot that I want salma to be my lesbo partner,she is cute,sexy,hot than the hottest

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