Salma Hayek gets married

February 16th, 2009 // 38 Comments

Salma Hayek married her on/off billionaire boyfriend, and the father of her daughter, Francois-Henri Pinault on Valentine’s Day, according to the AP:

An official at the City Hall in Paris’ 6th arrondissement says the Mexican-born actress wed French magnate Francois-Henri Pinault in a civil ceremony there Saturday. The official was speaking on condition of anonymity, in accordance with policy.

This occasions marks the last time Francois-Henri Pinault says he’ll rip up the pre-nup “the day you run off and breast-feed a random baby in Africa.” She was on a jet five minutes later. PWNED, Frenchie!

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  1. Bickus Dickus

    in the divorce he’ll basically pay $500 million per breast. That’s what I call a stimulus package.

  2. K

    Gold-digging Mexican.

  3. angeleyes

    I beat you mimi you nasty cunt!

  4. Delgo

    “Beautiful Fucking Tits Man!!!” – Raoul Duke

  5. ToTellTheTruth

    Will she be nursing him TOO, with those gigantic milk factories on her chest?

  6. ToTellTheTruth

    Will she be nursing him TOO, with those gigantic milk factories on her chest?

  7. Mick

    Salma, congrats! That’s a wonderful estate you just married.

  8. havoc

    Yeah, he’s fucked.


  9. Darth

    I am glad she got her eyebrows done.Before she could sweep the floor with them.

  10. goddess mimi

    #3 Angeleyes. That smell on your hands like old fish. Could you do something about it please it is apparantly impeding your capacities for lower mathematics.

  11. Jrz

    DUH! You have the baby, you didn’t have to MARRY him! Great, now she’s stuck with an ugly old guy…..AND he’s fucking French.

  12. Lowlands

    Nice ring!!!

  13. peter

    He is cool. He’s picking up hot women online, seems “millionaire friends com”. Is he dating some one there?! OMG. Many celebs, beauty queens and wealthy singles are there!

  14. milf

    ‘Tri-Sexual’ Because He’ll ‘Try Anything’????
    Not really sure about that! Perhaps, he does love hot cougars on ====”" Agelessmate. c o m” ==== they are sincere and sensual, wild and sexy, would offer you all old tricks to play!!!

  15. Sauron

    I hope that Francois-Henri Pinault (call me Jean) leaves some milk for the baby.

  16. Jrz

    hey, Peter (#13) and Milf 14)…..I got a website for you two…it’s where annoying cocksuckers, like Peter, meet other annoying cocksuckers, like’s called You should go!

  17. Chad

    Normally, in everday society you never see latina women in their 40′s that can keep up their look. I rarely see latin women that are attractive past 30. Big props to Salma for staying beautiful and maintaing the beautiful look over the years. No discrimination to the latin race, it’s just a sociological observation. He landed himself a selfless and class A woman. Big props to them and good luck!

    (I would say: CALL ME!!)

  19. @2 jeallousy… plain and simple… she already has a bunch of cash.

  20. sin

    This dude wannats sloppy seconds after a disease ridden AIDS monkey sucked her tits?

  21. clarklove34

    Really? hard to believe.
    I heard this news times from many friends playing on a ta ll da ting site ___T allMingle Com___,i did not believe, i think that they are know nothing but da ting and love.
    i am wrong.

  22. AirMail

    Big Congrats! I wish you all the joy in the world. Be careful of the crazy Muslims in France. Don’t travel without 2+ armed guards.

  23. lola

    Be careful pf all the crazy illegal immigrants in America too *lol* funny ignorant americans

  24. the big kahuna

    i’m not surprised.
    i hate this slut and her latino tits.

  25. Kezac

    @24. Stop being such a redneck. Open your eyes. Read the papers. Watch TV news (no Fox News though). There is way less crime in France than in the US.
    It’s a shame that people who have such a large access to information can be so ignorant. Scary, even.

  26. annie

    He was said to be invited to an interview with his wife by a millionaire & celebrity dating club ____MillionaireLoving. C O M____. That sounds crazy!

  27. Tom k

    How typical, another hispanic women hungry for rich white dick and yes I know Salma had “some” money of her own from movies in the past but her pesos do not compare to the amount of money that Francois-Henri Pinault has.

    She saw a rich white man and latched on! Good job Salma, teach these other Mexican women how to make it in America!

  28. Just_As_it_is

    Don’t lose hope Tom… Keep hoping and maybe you’ll have your very own rick white dick someday. Then you won’t envy salma anymore.

  29. multilingual

    does anyone know if salma speaks french?

  30. milf (aka peter) has herpes

    hei peter (#13) and milf (#14) I will NEVER go to any of the websites posted here. as a matter of fact, I will avoid them by all means possible. do you really believe that this kind of advertising works? it just makes me remember not to EVER go to these sites. good job!


    I hope he can see clearly and find her where her pussy is

    ROFL !!

    XOXO !!

  32. haridhq

    Hey, i feel curious about the wealthy romance site”C e l e b m i n g l e. C o m”, why It it so hot currently? I can see their advertiment here and there.

  33. Yourfairytale

    Gah! He’s so ugly! Look at the double chin and the nasty hook nose. And he’s balding. I hope she’s only with him for his money because that is gross.

  34. farty mcshitface

    aww come on #34
    you mean to tell me she wouldn’t love him just as much if he lost all of his money and had to become an assistant manager at burger king?
    she of course truly loves him for his ambition and drive.
    which are of course code words for ultra-rich.
    instead of living a rich, extravegent and luxurious lifestyle, now she lives an out-of-this world rich, extravegent and luxurious lifestyle.
    instead of just buying desighner clothes and shoes and all that other bullshit, she can just buy the whole fucking store!
    if the dude had half as much in the brain dept as he has in the bank- he woulda gotten a prenup.

  35. well, if your a super rich magnate, why not marry a movie star?

  36. shoutYourFuckingMouth

    better to have that grease at the breast than at the belly like the fat gringas..

  37. Normally, every day in society never see Latina women around 40 who can follow his gaze. I rarely see that Latina women are attractive in the last 30. Salma great accessories to stay beautiful and keep the beautiful appearance over the years.

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