I’m not sure what this Saddam Hussein lookalike is doing to Salma Hayek, but it doesn’t look comfortable. Then again, maybe Miss Hayek enjoys the occasional bending in half, in which case there’s an empty motel room and packet of condoms that require her immediate attention. Sure, that sounded distasteful, but it wasn’t really. If you read closely, you’ll notice that I never once implied having crazy motel sex with Salma. Oh wait, nevermind.
*note: Because of the nature of this site, I will no longer post NSFW (Not Safe For Work) warnings. It is redundant, and everything on this site should be assumed NSFW.