Salma Hayek’s Breasts Were on Letterman
Because she’s starring in some movie about something, here’s Salma Hayek’s cleavage outside the Ed Sullivan theater last night before making an appearance on Letterman. Remember that scene in The Mask where Jim Carrey’s face transforms into a howling cartoon wolf after seeing Cameron Diaz for the first time? Mine’s more of an adorable kitten drinking a saucer of milk. That doesn’t make me gay!