Here’s Salma Hayek in St. Barts yesterday who’s turning into quite the spicy brickhouse. A lot of people say I only like anorexic chicks because I’ve made it my mission to point out how pregnant Christina Aguilera is – because she is. But I would bull fight Salma Hayek until my penis broke which practically makes me the world’s most sensitive man alive. You see, I appreciate women for their true beauty and not just their conveniently gigantic breasts. In fact, I didn’t even know they where there. I was staring at the kid the whole time.
Wait.
Photos: Bauer Griffin
CUMDUMPSTER
What happened to that amazing boobage she had?
Big boobies generally take a hit after a baby.
It was the baby what inflated her boobs in the first place–she didn’t have a noteworthy rack till after baby. Sad that they’ve returned to their former non-glory, though.
She thinner, older, and not inside a pushup bra.
They’re fine, you dimwits.
Salma looks AMAZING. I’m sorry, but so many celebrity-women her age cannot hold a candle up to her. No way.
boobies are deflated : (
Norton is one lucky mofo!
That was like 10 years ago… She’s married to some billionaire who owns Versace or something.
Hey, wasn’t that dude in one of my movies?
I know, the breast confused me too.
Marrying a billionaire looks good on her.
Let the Mexican food double entendres begin!
She can sugar my churro ANY day!
Good Lord this lady is a goddess! Best body I have ever seen.
1995 called, they said we can keep the 2010 version.
Nothing like time plus pregnancy to turn the hottest chick on the planet into a “handsome woman”.
She can “come” across my border anytime…
Illegal alien tramp…
Fish – Props for the MILFs. I think Bar, Salma, and Stephanie Seymore are the best looking women you have posted all month. Curvy, natural, well proportioned women for the win!
Oops – Bar isn’t a MILF. Bar – I’m here to help.
All three have implants, you goof.
There is a god on this damned planet….
Finally, you’re posting pictures of women the way women are supposed to look. And with real boobs too.
Women are supposed to look 45 years old and flabby?
you’re fat and ashamed of it, aren’t you?
Go back to sniffing seats. You would never appreciate a real woman.
All of the woman placed on this site are exquisite and gorgeous in their own right!
http://www.thesuperficial.com/teen-mom-amber-portwood-arrested-12-2010/1228-teen-mom-amber-arrested-03
Mothers of children. This is what you should look like.
agreed*
Another fantastic MILF, yeah!
She’s hiding the other two triplets in her thighs.
Selma,
—I love you. I will quit school to follow you around and be your nanny.. we all know everyone bangs the nanny.
;)
Go get her Mary Jane.
Steal her from the rich old French guy. Create a scandal.
It’s Salma, not Selma. What an ignorant idiot.
Yeah she is.
Aye dios mio, grande culo… Quiero comer su nudo de globo hasta que salga el sol!
Who’s the hot chick in blue…
bangin bod for mid 40s
Exactly! Salma looks great. Older than Jennifer Aniston (who looks like a washed up has-been), too!
she’s still breastfeeding which is why her tits have shrunk.
Now this is a real woman. She marries a gazillionaire, pumps out a rugrat, and still keeps her giant tookus nice and firm. She works hard to keep herself in shape and still be sexy to men.
She’s not using having had a kid as an excuse to be lay around being a lazy cow, inhaling every morsel of food within a 30 foot radius, and whining that men don’t find her bloated, disgusting flab sexy. She knows what a woman’s figure is supposed to look like (i.e. not a friggin hippopatamus). She knows what she needs to do to remain sexy and she does it. Salma is a smart woman.
I’d be honored to provide pool-boy services as a sign my genuine respect, whenever her husband is out of town.
Her average face was never an issue when her big juicy tits kept you distracted. But now that those seem to be gone, she’s nothing at all to look at.
Then go away, you hater. The marvel of websites is that you are just a click away from your stupid boring reality once you’ve finished watching pics of celebrities you “don’t like”. Asshole.
That culo makes me droolo.
I think I’m beginning to feel uncomfortable about so many photos in recent posts with quite young children.
The adults are fair target practice & there were plenty of pics of Salma alone to use on this one.
Mama’s still got cakes.
Lord, we thank thee.
100% true
god*mnit: WHY, the hell, IS SHE TRYING TO BE SLIM?
she is a nasty arrogant douce in person – inside knowledge.
Hahahaha…sure she is. I’m sure its a ‘reliable source’… shut the fuck up.
fat. and i love it
unleash the rocco!! i salma her hayek and make´em big once more…just u watch
kid lookin like Winnie the Pooh in this one
killer abs for a mom who gave birth in her 40s, I’m pleasantly suprised, her body gave me a boner
YES!!!
Her body doesn’t look as good as I thought. She looks stubby and midget-like. I always kind of found her face masculine because it’s so square.
I’m so disappointed in the t&a. Her legs look like that of a linebacker. Her calves are thicker than mine.
Oh, no I see a bit of a gut. Halle Berry had a baby, maybe Salma should go to her trainer.
i would like to see here in stockings
i would fuck her brains out
Selma was always gorgeous but after giving birth she has turned out to be on of the classic beauties of all time. She is simply stunnying. When you see her in person or online you can’t keep your eyes off of her. God blessed her with looks and talent and sometimes her talent is her classic looks. Selma is and will go down in hystory as one of the sexies woman in hollwood of all times. And this will proove to be true through out the years. with all certainty Thomas Barasso………