Salma Hayek in a Bikini

December 30th, 2010 // 61 Comments

Here’s Salma Hayek in St. Barts yesterday who’s turning into quite the spicy brickhouse. A lot of people say I only like anorexic chicks because I’ve made it my mission to point out how pregnant Christina Aguilera is – because she is. But I would bull fight Salma Hayek until my penis broke which practically makes me the world’s most sensitive man alive. You see, I appreciate women for their true beauty and not just their conveniently gigantic breasts. In fact, I didn’t even know they where there. I was staring at the kid the whole time.


Photos: Bauer Griffin


  1. G$


  2. jumpin_j

    What happened to that amazing boobage she had?

  3. Hugh Gentry

    boobies are deflated : (

  4. horn dog

    Norton is one lucky mofo!

  5. Quentin Tarantino

    Hey, wasn’t that dude in one of my movies?

  6. Cock Dr

    Marrying a billionaire looks good on her.

  7. Rocky's Bullwinkle

    Let the Mexican food double entendres begin!

  8. piltdown man

    Good Lord this lady is a goddess! Best body I have ever seen.

  9. McFeely Smackup

    1995 called, they said we can keep the 2010 version.

    Nothing like time plus pregnancy to turn the hottest chick on the planet into a “handsome woman”.

  10. GravyLeg

    She can “come” across my border anytime…
    Illegal alien tramp…

  11. Fish – Props for the MILFs. I think Bar, Salma, and Stephanie Seymore are the best looking women you have posted all month. Curvy, natural, well proportioned women for the win!

  12. xerozs

    There is a god on this damned planet….

  13. Carolyn

    Finally, you’re posting pictures of women the way women are supposed to look. And with real boobs too.

  14. guy rossi

    Mothers of children. This is what you should look like.

  15. Hank

    Another fantastic MILF, yeah!

  16. paul

    She’s hiding the other two triplets in her thighs.

  17. Selma,
    —I love you. I will quit school to follow you around and be your nanny.. we all know everyone bangs the nanny.

  18. Puddin' Taine

    Aye dios mio, grande culo… Quiero comer su nudo de globo hasta que salga el sol!

  19. Salma Hayek Bikini
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    Who’s the hot chick in blue…

  20. bangin bod for mid 40s

  21. !!!!!!!

    she’s still breastfeeding which is why her tits have shrunk.

  22. datroof

    Now this is a real woman. She marries a gazillionaire, pumps out a rugrat, and still keeps her giant tookus nice and firm. She works hard to keep herself in shape and still be sexy to men.

    She’s not using having had a kid as an excuse to be lay around being a lazy cow, inhaling every morsel of food within a 30 foot radius, and whining that men don’t find her bloated, disgusting flab sexy. She knows what a woman’s figure is supposed to look like (i.e. not a friggin hippopatamus). She knows what she needs to do to remain sexy and she does it. Salma is a smart woman.

    I’d be honored to provide pool-boy services as a sign my genuine respect, whenever her husband is out of town.

  23. DKNY

    Her average face was never an issue when her big juicy tits kept you distracted. But now that those seem to be gone, she’s nothing at all to look at.

    • Stupid gringo

      Then go away, you hater. The marvel of websites is that you are just a click away from your stupid boring reality once you’ve finished watching pics of celebrities you “don’t like”. Asshole.

  24. Salma Hayek Bikini
    Double D
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    That culo makes me droolo.

  25. Salma Hayek Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    I think I’m beginning to feel uncomfortable about so many photos in recent posts with quite young children.
    The adults are fair target practice & there were plenty of pics of Salma alone to use on this one.

  26. Mama’s still got cakes.

  27. mild bill

    Lord, we thank thee.

  28. wim

    god*mnit: WHY, the hell, IS SHE TRYING TO BE SLIM?

  29. ewwww

    she is a nasty arrogant douce in person – inside knowledge.

  30. Salma Hayek Bikini
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    fat. and i love it

  31. roccoisback

    unleash the rocco!! i salma her hayek and make´em big once more…just u watch

  32. Salma Hayek Bikini
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    kid lookin like Winnie the Pooh in this one

  33. dr.jimmy

    killer abs for a mom who gave birth in her 40s, I’m pleasantly suprised, her body gave me a boner

  34. Salma Hayek Bikini
    I'm on my period
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  35. Carl

    Her body doesn’t look as good as I thought. She looks stubby and midget-like. I always kind of found her face masculine because it’s so square.

  36. Lance

    I’m so disappointed in the t&a. Her legs look like that of a linebacker. Her calves are thicker than mine.

  37. Lance

    Oh, no I see a bit of a gut. Halle Berry had a baby, maybe Salma should go to her trainer.

  38. Salma Hayek Bikini
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    i would fuck her brains out

  39. Salma Hayek Bikini
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    Selma was always gorgeous but after giving birth she has turned out to be on of the classic beauties of all time. She is simply stunnying. When you see her in person or online you can’t keep your eyes off of her. God blessed her with looks and talent and sometimes her talent is her classic looks. Selma is and will go down in hystory as one of the sexies woman in hollwood of all times. And this will proove to be true through out the years. with all certainty Thomas Barasso………

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