Salma Hayek in a Bikini

The Superficial / December 30, 2010

Here’s Salma Hayek in St. Barts yesterday who’s turning into quite the spicy brickhouse. A lot of people say I only like anorexic chicks because I’ve made it my mission to point out how pregnant Christina Aguilera is – because she is. But I would bull fight Salma Hayek until my penis broke which practically makes me the world’s most sensitive man alive. You see, I appreciate women for their true beauty and not just their conveniently gigantic breasts. In fact, I didn’t even know they where there. I was staring at the kid the whole time.


Photos: Bauer Griffin