Salma Hayek & Christina Aguilera’s Breasts Aren’t The War On Christmas

I may have just frothed at the mouth about Starbucks cups murdering Jesus, but if you’re paying attention, you’ll notice that occurred between a post about Jessica Simpson’s nipples and one about Salma Hayek and Christina Aguilera’s breasts. So what I really did was spoil the shit out of you kids because you work too hard. You know it, I know it. So take a little me time to click through some titties while I sit in the corner yelling, “CHA-CHING!” You’ll barely even know I’m here.

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