Salma Hayek’s boobs were at some thing, and trust me when I say these are better than whatever other things I’m about to post about, so why not lead with the best things so you guys have some things to look at right away instead of those other things? Which are not Salma Hayek breasts, so fuck those things.

*rereads* Eh, that kind of resembles English. Close enough.

*hops into BOOB-DIS, flies off*

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