I’m going to shoot it to you straight. Today is technically a work holiday, so I let Photo Boy have the day off because he’s
like my sla- a trusted employee! I was going to say trusted employee. So here’s my attempt at a SAG Awards red carpet gallery/a> which may or may not be nothing but Morena Baccarin‘s huge post-baby breasts, Sofia Vergara‘s breasts in general, Natalie Dormer, Peter Dinklage, The Khaleesi, Bradley Cooper getting blown by a dude, a photo of a squirrel and Don Rickles, so I’m pretty sure I did that right. And if not, below’s a GIF of Cate Blanchett jerking off her statue which should shut your yaps.
*puts The One Ring on penis* … What?
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