The 20th Annual SAG Awards

January 20th, 2014 // 131 Comments

I’m going to shoot it to you straight. Today is technically a work holiday, so I let Photo Boy have the day off because he’s like my sla- a trusted employee! I was going to say trusted employee. So here’s my attempt at a SAG Awards red carpet gallery/a> which may or may not be nothing but Morena Baccarin‘s huge post-baby breasts, Sofia Vergara‘s breasts in general, Natalie Dormer, Peter Dinklage, The Khaleesi, Bradley Cooper getting blown by a dude, a photo of a squirrel and Don Rickles, so I’m pretty sure I did that right. And if not, below’s a GIF of Cate Blanchett jerking off her statue which should shut your yaps.

Via Buzzfeed:

Cate Blanchett Jerking Off SAG Award

*puts The One Ring on penis* … What?

Photos: Getty, Splash News

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  1. Peter Dinklage SAG Awards
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    Does this runt-ass little midget ever smile??

  2. Peter Dinklage SAG Awards
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    No seriously. Crack a smile already you stunted rat elf bastard!!

  3. Emilia Clarke SAG Awards
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    She has lesbian sex in the books. Does she have lesbian sex on the show? If not, she should have lesbian sex on the show.

  4. Emilia Clarke SAG Awards
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    No really. Does she? Have lesbian sex on the show? Because I would like to see that very much. Hot lesbian sex.

  5. Peter Dinklage SAG Awards
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    Well… Not a smile… But I guess I’ll take it.

    Stupid little dwarf-ass munchkin bastard.

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    lololol i died

  7. SAG Awards
    shankyouverymuch
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    Rickles is the best period, anyone who calls him a racist is a ‘DouchePickle’

  8. Natalie Dormer Shaved Head SAG Awards
    Mike Walker
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    I need a piece of that stuff for the front of my CoolerMaster case.

  9. Peter Dinklage SAG Awards
    titty police
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    @KANYE – > You Suck Cock. That is all!!

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    titty police
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    LMFAO!!! Perfect Timing

  11. SAG Awards
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    Where’s Daryl Dixon then?

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    Looks a bit like Charo here.

  13. Peter Dinklage SAG Awards
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    Guess he was just the right size to hold up the velvet ropes.

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    She’s going to herniate herself if she keeps sucking in like that.

  15. Morena Baccarin SAG Awards
    redhead
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    of course she’s hot, she’s brazilian

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