The 20th Annual SAG Awards

January 20th, 2014 // 131 Comments

I’m going to shoot it to you straight. Today is technically a work holiday, so I let Photo Boy have the day off because he’s like my sla- a trusted employee! I was going to say trusted employee. So here’s my attempt at a SAG Awards red carpet gallery/a> which may or may not be nothing but Morena Baccarin‘s huge post-baby breasts, Sofia Vergara‘s breasts in general, Natalie Dormer, Peter Dinklage, The Khaleesi, Bradley Cooper getting blown by a dude, a photo of a squirrel and Don Rickles, so I’m pretty sure I did that right. And if not, below’s a GIF of Cate Blanchett jerking off her statue which should shut your yaps.

Via Buzzfeed:

Cate Blanchett Jerking Off SAG Award

*puts The One Ring on penis* … What?

Photos: Getty, Splash News

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  1. Morena Baccarin SAG Awards
    eatme
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    One of the most beautiful women

  2. Morena Baccarin SAG Awards
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    No SAG detected…moderate veining though

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    Hooray for MILF boobs!

    She was as flat as a ironing board, and look at her now!

    Pregnancy is the best… you know, before the kids show up.

  4. Natalie Dormer Shaved Head SAG Awards
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    Natalie portrays Cressida in “Hunger Games-Mockingjay”. She’s already working, and this is how the character looks in the books.

    • Rubick's Doob

      Bingo. Thanks for pointing this out to the twits who negatively comment but don’t seem to read.

  5. Natalie Dormer Shaved Head SAG Awards
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    McConaughey’s big-head cheat code” XXOXOOX”.

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    “Get back to the broads with the big tits, you dummy!!”

  7. Morena Baccarin SAG Awards
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    “Would you like it pasteurized?”
    “No, just up to my tits.”

  8. Peter Dinklage SAG Awards
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    “Hey, Natalie!! A Lannister always pays his debts!”

  9. Peter Dinklage SAG Awards
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    “Man, if you bring those huge Baccarin boobies near me, I’ll go all Baby Herman/’OOOUIIINN! Mommy – me so hungry!!!’ to get my suck on, I swear to God!”

  10. Natalie Dormer Shaved Head SAG Awards
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    Why do hot chicks hate being hot?

    • They want to be taken seriously, and they see their looks as an impediment to that. Thus, the self-uglification.

      • That’s a completely stupid reason, but I do believe you’re right. How is being attractive a detriment to your being taken seriously? If you had the talent, that would shine through.

      • anonymous

        There is some truth to that for actresses. Before Jennifer Lawrence came around, the one sure way for an actress to get awards is to be supermodel hot but gain 30lbs of ugly, pretend to be lesbian and/or a murderer.

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    Canudigit
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    Them’s what ya call “Birthin Hips”

  12. Natalie Dormer Shaved Head SAG Awards
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    What a classy hairstyle for such a classy event.

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    Very nice.

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    ChodaBoy
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    I think the haircut is for the Hunger Games Mockingjay flick. She plays Cressida who has a funky hair cut like that.

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    Even though I can see the veins, those are some great tits. I wanna see ‘em.

  16. Morena Baccarin SAG Awards
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    Amazing tits.

  17. Morena Baccarin SAG Awards
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    The two thing in life I love are big round juicy titties and Walmart pizza. I’m leaving the comfortable confines of my luxurious Dana Point condo and drive up to the hood in Laguna Niguel and get me a Walmart meat lovers.

    I’ll report back when I finish.

  18. Natalie Dormer Shaved Head SAG Awards
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    Man, somebody’s going to be pissed when they sit down in their patio chair later.

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    So on MLK Jr Day, you put up a pic of one of the most racist guys in Hollywood? Irony….noted.

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    cc
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    Very hard.

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    cc
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    She stole the cover of my blackberries.

  22. Emilia Clarke SAG Awards
    cc
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    A threesome with her and Emma Watson? Shit, I’d blow myself up.

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    cc
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    Just keep posting more of her in this dress. I know, mailing it’s mailing it in…I don’t care.

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    cc
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    I like her but…white-out on one’s teeth? (for those of you going ‘white out?’…get lost kid)

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    KtothaJ
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    Somewhere King Joffrey is kicking himself that his wife to be is in fact a fancy dressed pony.

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    cc
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    I like Candy when it’s wrapped in plastic….
    I waannnt Candy
    I want Candy

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    cc
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    Poor guy, he’s believed he was a dog since he was 6.

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    cc
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    One very large handful each. A firm handful.

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    cc
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    Pick the smiling face you idiot!

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    cc
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    Squirrels are adorable. They are about the only life around here in the winter.

  31. Natalie Dormer Shaved Head SAG Awards
    cc
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    Looks can be deceiving but her face makes me believe she’d be kind of an asshole.

  32. Morena Baccarin SAG Awards
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    Makes me want to unzip my firefly.

  33. Peter Dinklage SAG Awards
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    He is a badass. That is all.

  34. Emilia Clarke SAG Awards
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    She…is…smokin

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    She actually could use a hamburger or two

  36. Natalie Dormer Shaved Head SAG Awards
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    I’d still do her.

  37. Peter Dinklage SAG Awards
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    Stands like a man with a full sized peter.

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    Jaycee
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    MMMMMMMMM Lunch

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    Ken
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    She’s a captivatingly beautiful woman. Graceful, charming and lovely no matter the role she’s playing. She’s one of my favorite people of all time.

  40. Motorboat Captain

    More like perky awards amirite?

    I’ll show myself out.

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    Dr Plaid
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    Those are some of the best mommy boobs ever. Lets hope she doesn’t win the SAG awards in about six months. Giggity!

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    Dr Plaid
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    Between the hardware in her ears and that mesh thing, it looks like she’s trying to help out with SETI. Or tune in the playoffs.

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    Son of Flubber
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    I wanna declare Jihad on her lady parts! What up, Homeland?!

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    Son of Flubber
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    Nope, I aint falling for it…this is the new Terminator model from the future. Run suckas!

  45. Peter Dinklage SAG Awards
    Son of Flubber
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    This is a lesson to all you kids. Keep your toys in the original shrink wrap, if you wanna retain it’s value.

  46. Morena Baccarin SAG Awards
    Son of Flubber
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    I want to do dirty nasty things to her, and be completely embarrassed afterwards.

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    Son of Flubber
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    “You’re just a squirrel trying to get a nut! This is my world!” – Ojan “Juice” Jones

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    Son of Flubber
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    I found you, Ms. New Booty.

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    Son of Flubber
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    “You hockey puck!”

  50. Peter Dinklage SAG Awards
    KANYE
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    You actually have two people working on this blog? Amazing.

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