The 20th Annual SAG Awards

January 20th, 2014 // 131 Comments

I’m going to shoot it to you straight. Today is technically a work holiday, so I let Photo Boy have the day off because he’s like my sla- a trusted employee! I was going to say trusted employee. So here’s my attempt at a SAG Awards red carpet gallery/a> which may or may not be nothing but Morena Baccarin‘s huge post-baby breasts, Sofia Vergara‘s breasts in general, Natalie Dormer, Peter Dinklage, The Khaleesi, Bradley Cooper getting blown by a dude, a photo of a squirrel and Don Rickles, so I’m pretty sure I did that right. And if not, below’s a GIF of Cate Blanchett jerking off her statue which should shut your yaps.

Via Buzzfeed:

Cate Blanchett Jerking Off SAG Award

*puts The One Ring on penis* … What?

Photos: Getty, Splash News

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    Frank Burns
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    Finally, a nude photo!

  2. Morena Baccarin SAG Awards
    angry beaver
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    Milk. It does a body good.

  3. The random squirrel and Don Rickles shots thrown in the mix = pure whimsical genius. As I was scrolling through, I was wondering just how many award ceremonies can a person attend? Thanks for the laughter to begin my day. :)

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    Robb7
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    Nice

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    Robb7
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    She’s headed to trannyville.

  6. Natalie Dormer Shaved Head SAG Awards
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    All you wannabe attention whores, pay attention: Be a middling actress with a hot body. Audition, beg, fuck, whatever it takes to get on a couple big TV shows. Then show up at a major awards program in a basic white dress. Oh, and shave half of your head and staple some plastic shit to your shoulders. BOOM! Paparazzi gold.

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    Deacon Jones
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    They shouldve showed these puppies off more on “V”

    • Spazzz

      They are on show plenty in Homeland, plus it’s a much better show…unfortunately they are only about half the size.

  8. Peter Dinklage SAG Awards
    Deacon Jones
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    “Dead or alive, you are coming with me”

    • Veronika Larsson

      At least he gives you a choice.

      I’ve been a fan since I saw Dinklage in “The Station Agent”. I hope after Game of Thrones is over that he gets more feature film work.

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    Bubba
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    Well, I think I’ve found MY Serenity…

  10. Morena Baccarin SAG Awards
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    real boobies! Yay!

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    guttboy
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    Mmmmmm, vascularity is usually a term reserved for body builders but hers is spectacular.

  12. SAG Awards
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    Well now, is this the new trendy way to come out in Hollywood?

  13. SAG Awards
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    A bit hairy, can’t see the whites of the eyes, holding food with both hands… 2/10… would not bang.

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    JC
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    So she got stuck in a snow fence on the way there?

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    Veronika Larsson
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    Ah, Tamiasciurus douglasii, the “Douglas squirrel”: I hear this one is a real nut-cracker.

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    JC
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    Miley’s looking good.

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    Tito
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    suck me beautiful

  18. Emilia Clarke SAG Awards
    Lena Dunham
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    What bullshit! Nobody complains when she’s naked on HBO.

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    Veronika Larsson
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    Hacked into his phone again, I see. What is your obsession with him? LEAVE DON ALONE! He’s paid his debt to society.

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    Hugh G. Rection
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    Finally, a look more ridiculous than Lena Dunham’s tattoos.

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    coljack
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    “So THIS is why Leo brings Jonah everywhere?”

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    Hugh G. Rection
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    I hope that’s not all she shaves.

  23. Morena Baccarin SAG Awards
    Hugh G. Rection
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    I celebrate Martin Luther King Day by looking at tittie pictures on the internet. I have a (wet) dream.

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    Mohawk Disco
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    I could spend a week between those tits and not get bored.

  25. Morena Baccarin SAG Awards
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    Post pregnancy her boobs are just….WOW!

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    Mohawk Disco
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    What’s with the shave half your head thing and women?!

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    Hugh G. Rection
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    This the the fourth time I’m seeing basically the same picture. Not exactly complaining. Finally looked up her name and realized she was the hot chick on a great old show, Firefly. It only lasted 15 episodes but its worth watching.

  28. Peter Dinklage SAG Awards
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Peter, borrow Natalie Dormer’s razor.

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    Mohawk Disco
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    Just learned his middle name is Awesome.

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    Hugh G. Rection
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    Kim, that’s what an ass is supposed to look like

  31. Emilia Clarke SAG Awards
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Emilia, control my dragon.

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    Mohawk Disco
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    She’s British so we have to be weary of her falling apart after 30. But for now it’s all good and cute.

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    Mohawk Disco
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    For 41 she looks damn good.

  34. Natalie Dormer Shaved Head SAG Awards
    Mohawk Disco
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    Oh, I get it. That black net was supposed to go over her head. It just slid down.

  35. Natalie Dormer Shaved Head SAG Awards
    Mohawk Disco
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    Did they photoshop Matthew McConaughey’s head onto a smaller body for some crazy reason or he really has such a large head?

  36. Morena Baccarin SAG Awards
    Mohawk Disco
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    I already had many reasons to like her. Now there are two more.

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    Mohawk Disco
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    Somebody give her some kleenex. Odds are that statue already came at least twice.

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    NutSlut
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    I’d laugh, but it’s entirely likely that more people will jerk off to this than anything else on the site. Fucking furries.

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    Mohawk Disco
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    I bet a lot of squirrels just went: That’s fake! No one has a tail that long!

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    anonymous
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    Gorgeous!

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    Mohawk Disco
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    Only reason I can see for that shaved spot is to paint a red bullseye on it for spitballs.

  42. Peter Dinklage SAG Awards
    Mohawk Disco
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    Dinklage. Peter Dinklage.

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    coljack
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    “Brad, can I have my fluffer back now?”

    “Not until I’m finished, Pena. A-list stars get priority.”

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    Smapdi
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    Fur is murder!

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    tomjones
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    Not gonna lie, she looks she’s hiding Mr. Winky.

  46. Natalie Dormer Shaved Head SAG Awards
    anonymous
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    I guess this is one way of getting out of those nude scenes on Game of Thrones. She must’ve been the one complaining about having to do them.

  47. Peter Dinklage SAG Awards
    anonymous
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    I’m not on that bandwagon that everything he does is a double rainbow.

    In fact this dude looks miserable most of the time.

  48. Emilia Clarke SAG Awards
    anonymous
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    She is hawt. Too bad they have to ruin her with that bad silvered hair dye job on the show.

  49. Natalie Dormer Shaved Head SAG Awards
    Cock Dr
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    The haircut or the dress alone would have been sufficient to garner the necessary media attention.

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    Cock Dr
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    That is a most impressive necklace. What a shame that hovering there above her boobs few really take the time to appreciate it.

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