Here’s Natalie Portman at the 17th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards last night looking ridiculously good for a woman who could drop a kid on the red carpet at any second. Granted, I don’t think she’s that far along, but lately I’ve developed an incredible gift for concocting scenarios that require Mila Kunis to be around Natalie Portman’s birth canal. Say, for example, it’s a washing machine overloading, or she lost her keys in it. Or they’re two ballerinas competing for the same part which sounds ridiculous now that I just typed it.
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