Here’s Natalie Portman at the 17th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards last night looking ridiculously good for a woman who could drop a kid on the red carpet at any second. Granted, I don’t think she’s that far along, but lately I’ve developed an incredible gift for concocting scenarios that require Mila Kunis to be around Natalie Portman’s birth canal. Say, for example, it’s a washing machine overloading, or she lost her keys in it. Or they’re two ballerinas competing for the same part which sounds ridiculous now that I just typed it.
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she has the beer gut i wish i had
she looks like shes either really gassy or about to shart.
No, she just had the bootleg Kim K. ass surgery and they put it in the WRONG area..
Few gravid women can look so cute.
you sure? most i know glow just from the joy
She looks really cute. And that bump seemed to get huge from just a week ago.
She’s expanding and demanding awards this season.
That bump grew twice as big in like a week. Maybe she’s having twins.
She carrying Sean Penn’s baby, he fucked her standing against a wall in a restaurant.
whatever happened to modest maternity clothing? accentuating the underneath of the bump like this looks disgusting.
She’s not accentuating anything, you twat. It’s loose-fitting. No reason to wear a tent. She’s looking good.
Naboo is all aflutter. Rumor has it, her baby’s daddy is a Jedi.
wow. it happened. some pathetic retard brought up the shitstain prequels. sinner.
You know you are a loser WHEN … (Insert Star Wars Geek references here)
Screen Actors Guild? Man, I’ve been going by “Team America: World Police” and calling it the Film Actors Guild this whole time. Though I have wondered why they would pick such a silly acronym.
don’t worry, “everything is bon”
you just asnwered your own question. they would rather be called SAGs than FAGs
I’m well aware of what the acronym spells. Watch the movie and pay attention to the captions. Oh, and the vomit in the alley. Comedy gold!
Lightgragon–that’s fools gold. the dicks/pussies/assholes speech was gold. the puke scene was ripped off from monty python’s meaning of life. the mp puke scene was twice as long and funnier.
sorry i meant for Iveski..
now that she’s pregnant and has gained weight, she bears a striking resemblance to Lea Michele. no offense to Lea, of course.
She looks nothing like that vapid TV skank whore Leah Michelle. Why the beak alone weighs as much as Portmans baby ponch!!! Portman, even pregnant, is more attractive than Leah Michelle. Good lord man you must be really deep in your closet to think what you think.
BTW, kulit? Glee isn’t for STRAIGHT MEN ….
Hey mamamoney…
“What you got to loose,it might change your life”
Nice ghetto SPAM, moron.
Doesnt your hoodrat ass have something better to do?
Those titties will become Scarlet Jo like in 5,4,3,2,
no, her titties will never be the saggy mess ScarJo’s tits are. they will stay small and perky even after breastfeeding. this is why having small tits are always better than big ones
it’s a real life RoseMarry’s baby.
Was she wearing her range free, environmentally friendly engagement ring? What a pretentious douche …
why pretentious? the girl cares about the environment. is it so out of the ordinary?
RUUUUUIIIINED!!
Hey, remember that time I went down on you? Yeah…so, how ya’ been?
She looks cute as a mom. Definately dolled up as expected for a red carpet. Betcha she looks more like the average trailer park pregnant woman on her off days. Hair up in a knot, grimey sweatshirt hanging over her belly, grey or puke pink worn out spandex short tights fuzzy slippers and a smoke hangin out the side of her mouth hahahahahahaha
Not for nothin’, but how come we don’t call this award the “Saggys”?
short women often show faster than taller ones, because there is less room for the baby to grow, man shes gonna have a ton of stretch marks!!!
what is wrong with all you people?
she looks glowing, good for her
Definatly more than 3.5 months pregnant. Young women usully are only begining to show at this stage.