Mike Myers Sacha Baron Cohen at a photocall for Bruno in Berlin. The only thing missing from these pictures is a T-shirt with the word “poop” on it which would’ve been absolutely hilarious provided I traveled back in time and showed them to my eight-year-old self. In the meantime, I’m going to ask everyone to ignore the fact I just suggested a young boy should look at pictures of a quasi-naked man. Honestly, I don’t know what that’s all about, I just type whatever pops into my head. Dolphin getting a lap dance ham sandwich.
NOTE: I didn’t really feel the need to censor these pics, but if your boss is freaked out by a felt penis, you might want to steer clear of the Muppet porn today. (Oh yeah, that shit’s out there.)