People magazine releases its new “Celeb Diet & Fitness” issue tomorrow, and in it Ryan Seacrest admits he used to be teased for being “chunky.” Despite playing football, by the time he was 13 he topped out at around 180 pounds. He says:
“I was overweight because I used to come home and eat a cookie sheet pan of nachos and watch Oprah every day of my life. I remember that feeling and I think that drives me now to run and work out because I don’t want to be back in that place again.”
I can sympathize with him being overweight, but why does he have to throw in that he used to watch Oprah every day? Everybody thinks he’s gay, he’s caught making out with Teri Hatcher, and now he admits to watching Oprah every day of his teenage life. If he’s this determined to be made fun of, why not just send out a press release that says he was born with a vagina?
@50
What about when someone fucks your balloon knot like nobody’s business? Doesn’t that say GAY?
I cant believe this guy is famous, I would pay money to see him get his ass kicked preferably by a midget.
Look at that photo. He has DEFINITLY had eye work done. He and Teri Hatcher weren’t kissing, they were comparing surgery scars.
#25 – I hope you’re being serious because that’s really what my life was like ’cause my effen mom wouldn’t get cable. I grew up with, like, 5 channels to watch. But, I watched Golden Girls in college cause I drank heavily and I thought it was funny.
maybe he looks older than 31 because he has to get up everyday at 4 to do the radio show at 5-10 and then he has to go work for E for which he is a producerand then he has to work for American Idol..
the man works 3 jobs! give him credit that he works his ass off!! he’s good at what he does… gay or not
53 Suzy so how long have you seacrestly been in love with this Fag?
so funny… ha.ha.
and i prefer not to call anyone a bundle of sticks, that’s rude…. even on this site
and God forbid me try to give my opinion
it’s what this site is all about right?
#55 … Seacrest is the most banal, cookie-cutter “personality” on radio/television. I would rather have dental surgery than watch his old show. He makes Billy Bush look like Walter Cronkite.
Don’t knock the Golden Girls. Those bitches rock.
Stop or My Mom Will Shoot!
Me just try be funny, you right though that what it about, me so sorry……I was Sean Prestoned as a baby………..
Seacrest was an athlete? I didn’t think playing “grab ass” on a football field counted.
haha, best post of the week. Seriously though, you don’t even need to dig dirt up on this guy, he gives it to you.
@54
Dude, I’m totally serious. I forgot, we also used to catch that game show, Classic Concentration, occasionally. I totally loved Golden Girls, which was bizarre cause that was about from ages 10-14. I also hated it, for the following reasons: it always made me want to eat cheesecake and we’d never have any on hand, Bea Arthur’s voice made me want to shove skewers in my ears, and, lastly, they called the porch a “lanai”.
Those Golden Girls sure knew how to dress.
#61 I think the sports he played were Gobble the Weiner and Hide the Fingers.
That, and maintaining the most-heavily trafficked gloryhole in West Hollywood.
As a chilld, my favorite was Blanche because she was a total hooker. Plus, she kinda reminds me of my grandmother who is herself a Georiga peach. I was scared of Ruth because there was something about her (that’s before I knew what a lesbian was). Mamacita, you were lucky to get Concentration. I was stuck with Where in the World is Carmen San Diego? and Jeopardy (because it’s smarter than Wheel of Fortune).
I am glad to hear that there were others who endured similar hardships. Was anyone else here sent to bed hungry every night?
I’m pretty sure that Ryan PeeCrust is still a homo.
#66 – You had a bed? You spoiled little cunt.
@66
My favorite was totally Sophia. Did you ever see that episode where someone died (don’t remember who) and they were at the funeral home to plan shit and the funeral director’s name was Mr. Pfeiffer, but the P wasn’t silent? And then, he said something to piss Sophia off and she goes “Hey, Mr. P-feiffer, how would you like a punch in your p-face?”. Ahhh yeah, good times, noodle salad. I read over my post in an effort to avoid misspellings and typos and I just realized that it is SO SAD that I remember that so clearly. And no, I never went to bed hungry. However, on weekends, my dad would make me, my brother, and sister walk along the side of the road collecting cans while he drove along behind us in the van. Our incentive? We got to keep half of the “profit” to split 3 ways. Which was awesome, considering that the going rate back then was $2.00 a lb. Do you KNOW how many soda cans it takes to make up a lb????? I’m not joking about this can thing. I’m completely serious.
He seems like a straight guy. Until he opens his mouth and all the cocks fall out…
68 – You guys had a van? Well, la-di-da princess, I bet you were homecoming queen, too.
We didn’t have cable in BF Iowa when I grew up. I had to watch PBS, the only channel that came in clearly. Sesame Street, Mr. Rogers, and Lawrence Welk, baby. And Dr. Who reruns on weekends.
Classic Concentration? Was that the one hosted by Alex Trebeck where the contestants had to solve some weird symbol puzzle? The only thing I remember about that show was that the set included a staircase of cars …. a staircase!
Oh yeah, Dorothy has always been my favorite Golden Girl. No one messed with that bitch and lived to tell about it.
Anyone remember how the Golden Girls briefly had a gay cook at the beginning of season one? Talk about being ahead of the curve.
You guys remember Magnum PI? Tom Selleck is a sexy son of a bitch. The food associated with that show would be pork chops with a gin and tonic.
What an annoying turd…I really did think he was gay until the whole Teri thing. Now I think he’s even grosser…
Oooh, what a life you had, Mamacita! You should change your name to Miss Hoity Toity. We had a car like the Flintstones, you know, without a floorboard. To this day, my feet look like Barrney Rubble’s.
I think I’ve said it before, but no shit my dad looks just like Tom Selleck.
@70 and 76
Girls, listen to this crazy shit. My mom had a Hyundai Excel (hatchback, woo!) and it was a lemon from day one. Well, at one point, it became necessary to pour gas on the carburetor (that’s right) for the car to start. Well, me and my sister were in the car before school with the hood up and my mom had already done the gas trick, but had left the hood up while she started the car. So, it started and my mom went inside to get something and to tell my brother to come on. About 2 minutes later, my mom comes out and immediately starts screaming “Get out!!! Get out of the car!!!!”, so we get out and what do you think? The car was on fire!!!!!!! So, after that little incident, we had to use our “backup vehicle” which was super cool. It was a tiny Datsun truck that used to be my uncles. My uncle was a Marine so he decided that he wanted his truck to be camoflauge. So, he painted it camoflauge. With auto paint, you say? No, with regular latex paint. So, we had this extremely dull-finished camoflauge truck that also rocked neon pink windshield wipers. Well, on the way to school, my mom shifted (it had one of those really long gearshifts that went straight into the floor instead of a console thingy) and the entire gearshift just came out of the floor. There we were, stuck at a 4-way stop sign and 2 of the most popular guys in school roll up behind us and have to push us off to the side of the road. THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!!!!! Yes, my life ruled and I am still a spoiled rotten bitch. This story cracks me up every time I think of it.
76 – Does your dad like porkchops?