Here’s a video of Ryan Seacrest trying to high five American Idol contest Scott Macintrye last night. Except, one small problem, Scott’s blind. I wonder if his heightened senses allowed him to smell Ryan’s epic levels of douche. Which would explain why Scott Macintyre spent the evening repeatedly asking if he was in a vinegar factory.
Thanks to Melanie by way of The Geekologie Writer who once asked a quadriplegic to play kickball.
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Becca | January 14, 2009 at 1:02 pm
Bahahahaha AMAZING
anon | January 14, 2009 at 1:04 pm
call Joel Mchale
RichPort's Ghost | January 14, 2009 at 1:05 pm
He also kept saying “I see your point”, which angered the wonky eyed David Patterson groupie further.
havoc | January 14, 2009 at 1:05 pm
LMFAO!!!
What an idiot….
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hahayep | January 14, 2009 at 1:12 pm
I saw this last night and thought, “What an idiot.”
producer | January 14, 2009 at 1:13 pm
They should have walked in a real show host, like Bob Barker, and had him in front of a bunch of women, including Seacrest. He could have said something like: “are there any men in this room besides me?” and continually ignored seacrest as he frantically waved his freshly manicured hands and yelped “me, me!” like a little schoolgirl. That would be great. And probably would actually happen.
Jrz | January 14, 2009 at 1:15 pm
Awwwkwaard……..
A Nonymouse | January 14, 2009 at 1:18 pm
Seacrest never struck me as MENSA member. He probably has trouble using an escalator. But hey, he makes millions, so he must be doing something right.
Matt | January 14, 2009 at 1:21 pm
Further proof that Ryan Seacrest is not human.
MilfJungle | January 14, 2009 at 1:22 pm
This is hilarious!
michelle | January 14, 2009 at 1:24 pm
should have watched it but i’m sick of american idol.
however, that would have been tooo funny!
did Ryan know beforehand? if not, he was just being friendly. but if he knew, he’s a flaming (homo) and idiot ;)
janice power | January 14, 2009 at 1:26 pm
Ryan is such a nice guy I am sure he felt bad, but he was quick to fix it!!!!!
todders | January 14, 2009 at 1:27 pm
Seacrest FAIL.
If you’d like to see a hilarious video about the Wal-Mart FAIL last November, when an employee was trampled to death, you should check this out:
http://blog.digitalfuntown.com/dft-blog/2009/1/13/little-billys-got-a-secret.html
Enjoy.
Deborah Bradley | January 14, 2009 at 1:28 pm
Well its just Seacrest being himself nothing special here, We all know that his such a bad host who’s trying to be funny.
misterm4ever | January 14, 2009 at 1:29 pm
jesus
Danklin24 | January 14, 2009 at 1:29 pm
This guy isnt completely blind. Nice post but you lose on this one fish. He even told the guy he was high fiving him so he reached out his hand to high five Seacrest back.
Jrz | January 14, 2009 at 1:30 pm
eh, it’s not like the dude didn’t have arms or some shit……I mean, all he had to do was just stick his hand up…..
he's an idiot BUT.... | January 14, 2009 at 1:38 pm
In Seacrest’s defence… this guy was not completely blind. He say he can see a tiny passege like he was looking thru the straw. But looking at him and his eyes it’s hard to tell if he was blind or not and Seacrest may just forgot about it for a split second. Not a big of a deal.
cutesy | January 14, 2009 at 1:38 pm
Seacrest what a moron!
Victoria | January 14, 2009 at 1:44 pm
Did you see Simon flipping off the girl in the bikini??
Victoria | January 14, 2009 at 1:44 pm
Did you see Simon flipping off the girl in the bikini??
suep | January 14, 2009 at 1:48 pm
what a douche
Andrea | January 14, 2009 at 1:58 pm
I’m sure after the cameras stopped rolling Seacrest asked the blind guy to shake hands and then quietly unzipped.
Anna | January 14, 2009 at 2:04 pm
Anyone defending Ryan Seacrest for ANYTHING is a raging closet homosexual. Fuck you people, it was funny. And I commend the Superficial for anything they do to keep bringing to light what an incredible moron Seacrest is. Keep up the good work!
Pathetic Worm | January 14, 2009 at 2:15 pm
Ryan Seacrest once tried to high five Stephen Hawking.
He also asked him to sing some Whitney.
Captain Walleye | January 14, 2009 at 2:16 pm
“…Seacrest asked the blind guy to shake hands and then quietly unzipped.”
Now that’s funny!
Ted Kennedy's Tumor | January 14, 2009 at 2:33 pm
This is almost as pathetic as VP (elect) Joe Biden telling that guy in a wheel chair to stand up so everyone could clap for him.
And you fuckers voted for his boss.
Harry | January 14, 2009 at 2:42 pm
#27 – Or better yet, when Bush told the blind guy to take off his sunglasses.
Yeah, what a complete imbecile YOUR GUY turned out to be. Kiss your life savings goodbye, douchebag.
Eggy | January 14, 2009 at 3:03 pm
Anyone else notice how awkward this faggot was with that skank in the bikini?
ESCOBEN | January 14, 2009 at 3:20 pm
dude is it just me or does the person who recorded this sound like Skwisgaar Skwigelf from dethklok?
burnt cheeze sandwhich | January 14, 2009 at 3:33 pm
@13 Todder, funny vid. never thought we’d get the other side of that story
Guy | January 14, 2009 at 3:55 pm
The blind guy say saying “We’ll see.” at the beginning is the funniest part.
JPRichardson | January 14, 2009 at 3:55 pm
…you can’t be THAT stupid…
Famous Plastic | January 14, 2009 at 4:02 pm
Oh wow. What a moron…
@32 | January 14, 2009 at 5:30 pm
you are the funniest fucker ever. maybe fish will give you a job.
not that kind.
Todd | January 14, 2009 at 6:03 pm
Thank you, thank you, thank you. Was wondering if you or TMZ would catch it.
Also, douchebag at #13 and #31 is the same, and pumping his dumbass homemade video. Keep the day job, douchey. Keep the dat job.
Todd | January 14, 2009 at 6:03 pm
Thank you, thank you, thank you. Was wondering if you or TMZ would catch it.
Also, douchebag at #13 and #31 is the same, and pumping his dumbass homemade video. Keep the day job, douchey. Keep the dat job.
Todd | January 14, 2009 at 6:03 pm
Thank you, thank you, thank you. Was wondering if you or TMZ would catch it.
Also, douchebag at #13 and #31 is the same, and pumping his dumbass homemade video. Keep the day job, douchey. Keep the dat job.
Sammy Soody | January 14, 2009 at 6:05 pm
Donate, then. That’s all that’s left to do.
http://www.sendtoddadollar.com
jaime | January 14, 2009 at 7:50 pm
HAHAHAHAH ryan’s retarded.
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gerard Vandenberg | January 14, 2009 at 10:02 pm
The only thing a FAGGOT will wonder:
………………………………….IS HIS PENIS OPERATIONAL?
ryan | January 15, 2009 at 3:20 am
wah wah leave ryan alone wah
ajjejt | January 15, 2009 at 4:19 am
lol it was really funny..but let me tell you something..sometimes we do forget things..and it doesn’t matter whether u’re a celebrity or a “normal” person..so maybe ryan forgot that he’s blind for a split second..but still it was really funny
rik | January 15, 2009 at 7:51 am
He’s not blind….he’s got 20% vision. I remember him saying it’s like looking through a straw. So he can still see but not the entire view.
RichPort's Ghost | January 15, 2009 at 9:52 am
That contestant looks like he gets dressed in the dark.
lucy | January 16, 2009 at 10:07 am
They are so happy, and I heard that they met each other on meetwealthy. com, now, I also met my Mr Right here. so, I feel so lucky. Good for you.
Nikky Raney | January 16, 2009 at 9:25 pm
Fox took away the rights, but I saw it on tv..
Would have liked to see it again..
Nikky Raney | January 16, 2009 at 9:26 pm
George W. Bush waved to Stevie Wonder once.
micro sd card | May 31, 2010 at 6:01 am
This is almost as pathetic as Vice President (elect), Joe Biden says that the boy in a wheelchair to stand so everyone can pat him.