Ryan Seacrest and Sophie Monk were spotted together last night while leaving a restaurant in LA. Ryan tried to act like the two weren’t on a date: “Hello, there, paparazzi. How are you this evening? Yes, I’m TV and radio personality Ryan Seacrest. What’s that? Sophie Monk? I don’t know what you’re talking- GO! GO! Seacrest knock-out gas!” As Ryan and Sophie made their getaway, Sophie asks “Do you always bring knock-out gas on a date?” Ryan Seacrest just put his hands in his pockets and started whistling. Sophie would wake up hours later in her own bed swearing she saw Randy Jackson climb out the window while wearing a ninja suit.
Video after the jump of TMZ asking Sophie this morning about her date with Seacrest – only to be saved by a homeless woman before she can answer. Funniest shit I’ve seen all week. Must see.
Yo Moma | April 9, 2008 at 1:32 pm
She is HOT!!!! Oh yeah, FIRST BITCHES!!!
The Most BEAUTIFUL WOMAN in Universe | April 9, 2008 at 1:33 pm
He loves the attention – but she seems to be shying away from it as well as him
Look at that expression of her face versus his
Perhaps it is because she is chilly
But then he could have at least put his arm around her
mike | April 9, 2008 at 1:34 pm
instead of a date maybe he was just giving her fashion advise. Seacrest OUT…of the closet. see what i did there…
hes | April 9, 2008 at 1:35 pm
ghey
anon | April 9, 2008 at 1:38 pm
In none of the pictures does it look like they’re actually together – or maybe Sophie doesn’t want to admit she’s going out with Ryan Seacrest..
nipolian | April 9, 2008 at 1:39 pm
All well trained bitches walk three steps behind their man.
Sanity | April 9, 2008 at 1:40 pm
Please. The only way he was on a date was if Sophie’s brother was waiting in the men’s bathroom.
Tapeworm | April 9, 2008 at 1:44 pm
That’s one gay son of a bitch. Just look at the fucking blue shoelaces. What a hipster douchebag knobgobbler.
Auntie Kryst | April 9, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Wow scandalous..
Lisa | April 9, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Or maybe he is full of himself and is ignoring her on purpose. My first thought was what an ass for leaving her behind. If in fact they are there “together”.
jumpin_j | April 9, 2008 at 1:51 pm
Why is he doing his Jude Law impression? That doesn’t even work for Jude Law.
Joe C | April 9, 2008 at 1:57 pm
I didn’t realize she was a midget. I suppose she must be to date micro-man.
BigHead33 | April 9, 2008 at 1:58 pm
i wonder how the elevator ride with the crackwhore went
Anna | April 9, 2008 at 2:00 pm
That homeless lady seems nice…seriously!! That’s awesome. I wish I had a homeless lady to escort me around and kick all the perverts around.
combustion8 | April 9, 2008 at 2:03 pm
jesus, what a feg.
luna | April 9, 2008 at 2:05 pm
what is a sexy fox like her doing with a douche bag like him
joanne bon jovi | April 9, 2008 at 2:07 pm
she looks like a pretty version of jessica simpson
Stickman | April 9, 2008 at 2:10 pm
What a fag….
PC dipshit run-a-muck.
tp | April 9, 2008 at 2:12 pm
she’s a chub
Shannon | April 9, 2008 at 2:12 pm
#6. Good to hear your Lab is doing well with her daily beatings.
Lame | April 9, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Nice weave!
Ash | April 9, 2008 at 2:14 pm
um can we focus on the fact that a homeless lady helped sophie out? how is this not quality entertianment! I hope she got a shitload of raman noodles and a hug! that was freakin awesome! I think she should have her own superhero series on saturday morning cartoons… they can call it “homeless crackaddict who waves her hands and saves shit”… k so the title might need some work
Beter | April 9, 2008 at 2:14 pm
She is a million times hotter than Paris Hilton
RENEE | April 9, 2008 at 2:14 pm
I used to think she was pretty, but then I realized it was a “distance” thing; she looks cute from a distance, but doesn’t look too good up close,…and she also kind of reminds me of RebeccaRomainstamoso’connellwhateverthehellhernameis; who I can’t stand the sight of. Either way, they both look kind of look chipmunk-y. Oh yeh, and Ryan is a flamer…I don’t mean that in a negative way; it just is what it is. Nice beard, Ryan.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | April 9, 2008 at 2:17 pm
#6 – I agree. But if you pay a little extra, they’ll let you piss on ‘em too.
tight lipped smiler | April 9, 2008 at 2:19 pm
What’s worse? The armpit of a pap in your nose or greasy-from-the-dumpster crackwhore hands on your face?
deacon jones | April 9, 2008 at 2:23 pm
I bet Jimbo would jump all over that homeless chick. He hasn’t gotten any action since his sister was in town
Sambo the Ass Pirate | April 9, 2008 at 2:25 pm
after recent posts involving Spencer Pratt, Chris Angel, and now Ryan Seacrest, i’ve come to the conclusion that we actually have three different categories of ‘Douchefucker’.
Jimbo | April 9, 2008 at 2:29 pm
27- Fuck you Deacon. Fuck off and go lick your mother.
Ript1&0 | April 9, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Binky wasn’t here last night. He’s been here for the last 393 days, every night, consistantly.
sm | April 9, 2008 at 2:32 pm
I thought Binky was a girl.
kool | April 9, 2008 at 2:34 pm
So she’s an Austrailian pop star? And she’s been in a bunch of lame-ass, straight to DVD movies that nobody ever watched?!? So why do we care about her and who she goes out with?!?! Worthless whore.
SLASH | April 9, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Wait, what??? I thought she was like Miss USA or something. Isn’t she the chick who was married to that loser in that lame band Lincoln Park or some shit?
Ript1&0 | April 9, 2008 at 2:48 pm
Ript doesn’t care about being “titless” because, well, he is.
As for me, go gawk if you want. Next we’re gonna stab me to see if I bleed, reprove the theory of gravity, and set up a giant rat’s maze to see if any of us have a brain.
No, it’s NOT the best I can do.
PunkA | April 9, 2008 at 2:55 pm
That’s funny. I thought Seacrest was gay.
Sophie has sunk low to help her career by dating the host of multiple lame programs. I mean, since he is gay, it was a staged agent date for both of them.
Binky is in love | April 9, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Probably some muslim bitch though.
NY Ted | April 9, 2008 at 3:06 pm
AHHHGGGG! Is there any place on earth that I can go that I won’t see this clowns face…??? Everytime I turn on a media source there he is Mr. No Talent himself…Ryan Seabiscut!! Why doesn’t someone prop him on the top of the next space-shuttle and send him into outer-space!!…he’ll get along just fine out there as his head cavity is already a empty vacuum!
Ted Mosby | April 9, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Marshall and I had a threesome with Sophie.
Barney and I had a threesome with Seacrest.
SLASH | April 9, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Oh, and by the way, can someone tell this chick that it’s not nineteen eighty fucking one anymore and to put the pants back to the Goodwill she bought them from?????
Oh wait, she probably wasn’t even born yet back then and has no idea there was already a go-around.
Whatever, Poodle Skirt anyone??
BunnyButt | April 9, 2008 at 3:59 pm
Shouldn’t that read “Ryan Seacrest and his beard”?
Niks | April 9, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Of couse he would date a hipless, assless wonder of a woman that looks like that. Take away her implants and she has the body of a teenage boy.
papazoa | April 9, 2008 at 4:03 pm
I’m sorry. She is just plain fugly.
Melanie | April 9, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Isn’t that the same homeless person that helped out someone else? Same street, same M.O., everything. I can’t remember who the other star was….It’s going to drive me crazy!
Niks | April 9, 2008 at 4:11 pm
I don’t think her face is ugly. But her pale emaciated body is nasty. Looks like she’d be awful in bed.
havoc | April 9, 2008 at 4:30 pm
Wait a minute.
Wait just a fucking minute.
Ryan Seacrest is heterosexual?
I thought he was like a registered pillow biter.
.
katii | April 9, 2008 at 4:42 pm
hahah that was awesome, way to go homeless lady
Hey, number 45 | April 9, 2008 at 4:51 pm
dating a chick with the body of a teenage boy minus bolt ons doesnt make you hetero
justtheobvious | April 9, 2008 at 6:17 pm
She is hot. I’d let him T-Bag me just to taste her…
sameshitdifferentyear | April 9, 2008 at 6:20 pm
Honest to Poseidon, that has to be the most fucking amusing video I’ve seen in weeks.
The evolution of treatment of the pazverouzaz3zzihk4i, and by the way when did we stop calling them “gossip camera guys” or some shit like that, is in some ways, a metaphor for the evolution of society itself.
Or is it a simile… or analogy…
The really good video, is what those two bitches talked about on the way up to the top floor. Unfortunately, no one will ever see that one.
And, did the “gossip camera guys” interview the self-appointed assistant (who knows if she’s actually “homeless” or not what the fuck maybe she has a deed for a house tucked away in her sock) after she got back down to ground level again?
Jamie's Uterus | April 9, 2008 at 6:37 pm
He probably wants to do another crap reality TV show for the E! network with this unknown bitch.
Also, is there any real proof that Seacrest is a homo? I don’t doubt it, I just like to see the proof….!