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Ruby | March 16, 2007 at 1:07 pm
FRIST!!!
Ruby | March 16, 2007 at 1:08 pm
“ooogachuga ooogachuga!”
rrd | March 16, 2007 at 1:08 pm
almost frist
bungoone | March 16, 2007 at 1:10 pm
are those women’s yoga pants?
you’re right, he’s “almost” too straight.
freak_show | March 16, 2007 at 1:11 pm
Owwwwww, come on, guys! He’s not ready to come out of the closet yet! Stop trying to rip him out of it!
ponk | March 16, 2007 at 1:12 pm
so that’s what wally looks like with clothes on.
whitegold | March 16, 2007 at 1:23 pm
That second pic is too damn funny!!!
But seriously, I don’t actual think he’s gay. Sure he’s metro and a bit of sissy, but something about him makes me think he still like’s tappin the ladies. Maybe he’s in to some other bizarre shit, like he likes to dominated or call his partner mommy or something, but still, I think he gets down with the woman, not the men.
bedbugsandballyhoo | March 16, 2007 at 1:23 pm
Is he rubbing his butt in that second picture because it is sore? Hmm…must be from all that exercise, the “jogging” I mean. Yeah. That’s it. All the jogging.
bedbugsandballyhoo | March 16, 2007 at 1:27 pm
@4
I think he bought those velour sweats at J-Lo’s garage sale. I wonder what he did with the matching hoodie?
schack | March 16, 2007 at 1:27 pm
devil horns and lobster claws. i’m confused.
GooniesNeverSayDie | March 16, 2007 at 1:32 pm
Seacrest: Out.
Spindoc | March 16, 2007 at 1:36 pm
Considering that EVERY single magazine reports on red carpet events….has he EVER brought a date to ANYTHING?! Hmmmm he hasn’t?
HollyJ | March 16, 2007 at 1:37 pm
There was a old video on TV the other night (don’t remember which show but it was on MSNBC, I think) of Ryan Seacrest excitedly rubbing olive oil–yes, olive oil–all over this body builder while interviewing him.
It was obviously an old video, but he was rubbing on that oil with excessive vigor.
I didn’t actually think he could be gay until I saw that video, but I have to say… Liberace wouldn’t have looked that happy.
HollyJ | March 16, 2007 at 1:39 pm
OMG – I didn’t know he was born in Atlanta GA.
OF COURSE he’s gay. Atlanta’s the South’s San Francisco.
Jiimbo | March 16, 2007 at 1:42 pm
What can you say about a guy that is spreading his butt in front of another guy other than he is a Mo!!!
Fifth Stooge | March 16, 2007 at 1:44 pm
Butt buddies.
FRIST!!! | March 16, 2007 at 1:44 pm
No, I’M FRIST!!! Ok, ok, I cannot wait for someone to be typing FRIST so fast that they accidentally type FROST!!! Then I’ll have to change my name to FROST!!! and all that.
Anyway, yeah, he’s gay. He’s SO FREAKIN GAY!!! He used to date Terri Hatcher, and she looks like a transvestite, so…wait, who cares if he IS gay??? NEXT!!!
WTFiswrongwithUppl | March 16, 2007 at 1:44 pm
Looks like they’re playing the air-saxophone in pics 1 & 3. The 2nd one…it’s pretty evident he’s batting for the pinkies.
I’m not saying he’s gay, I’m just saying that his many attempts at a normal heterosexual relationship fail because he prefers men’s assholes.
HollyJ | March 16, 2007 at 1:46 pm
I found the video….
http://www.foundrymusic.com/media/displaymedia.cfm/id/14218/
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | March 16, 2007 at 1:46 pm
He’s building endurance for hours of hot hetero sex with a female lady who has a vagina.
WTFiswrongwithUppl | March 16, 2007 at 1:49 pm
Oh Holly that’s just fucking WRONG.
I LOLed though!
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | March 16, 2007 at 1:52 pm
I’m going to stab my co-worker with a fucking pencil in 3 seconds. Wish me luck.
bigponie | March 16, 2007 at 1:53 pm
he’s just checking to see if he shit his pants and he’s asking the other guy to look down and check for bootie dootie.
HollyJ | March 16, 2007 at 1:54 pm
22 LOL!
burningsensation | March 16, 2007 at 2:14 pm
Christ, My monitor almost burst into flames.
Hetero men do not “power-walk” together.
DrunkBlogger | March 16, 2007 at 2:28 pm
Fuck you guys.
-President, Ryan Seacrest Fan Club
FRIST!!! | March 16, 2007 at 2:30 pm
Oh yeah #22? Come here and do my boss as well. I just found out that he can’t afford to PAY me!!!!! And today’s payday. I have freakin shitloads of bills piled up!!! KILL!!!!
I’m serious, does ANYONE have a fucking quelude, I’m about to go the equivalent of “postal” only at a law firm. What should we call that?
Bugman4045 | March 16, 2007 at 2:33 pm
those are flare legged jogging pants. I have only ever seen women wear flare legged jogging pants. FAG!
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | March 16, 2007 at 2:35 pm
You’re working and not getting paid? Unless you’re a landscaper or you’re playing a gig at his nightclub, I’d say he’s your pimp.
FRIST!!! | March 16, 2007 at 2:49 pm
WTF?!? I didn’t know I wasn’t getting paid…he always paid me before. Just the last paycheck was 6 days late, and this time I have to wait til Monday? This is why if you own a business, you pay your taxes EVERY year. You can’t skip a year and pretend 2003 never happened!!! What was he thinking?!? So the IRS is all up in his shit. Took all his money….blah blah, time for me to get a new job. Where’s my lude?
FRIST!!! | March 16, 2007 at 2:50 pm
Wait, who cares, Ryan Seacrest is a HOMO!!! LOL!!!!
Mr. Poopillo | March 16, 2007 at 3:06 pm
check out the picture i drew of him on my blog.
hugs and poops,
mr poopillo
schack | March 16, 2007 at 3:23 pm
i’m sorry, frist. you SHOULD get another job. your boss obviously doesn’t deserve you.
i live in a dream world.
schack | March 16, 2007 at 3:27 pm
you’re so weird, poopillo. i get the concept. now you have to make the captions funnier.
FRIST!!! | March 16, 2007 at 3:38 pm
Thanks, Schack…kinda looks like I HAVE to get another job…what a brilliant dumbass he is.
And I agree, Poopillo, that’s gross and weird. To each his own.
TJH | March 16, 2007 at 3:49 pm
C’mon, are there STILL any doubters out there?? Seacrest is dicksmoker, plain and simple. Questions?
ponk | March 16, 2007 at 3:56 pm
@10 lol. that’s good.
“like this?”
“No, it’s like this”
troegs | March 16, 2007 at 3:56 pm
I have the same problem with dingleberries, you must adjust. He’s bi at best.
outoftown | March 16, 2007 at 3:59 pm
14, my queer hairdresser is from atlanta.
gay gay gay!
FRIST!!! | March 16, 2007 at 4:03 pm
#36, yeah…so do you think Seacrest is gay?
schack | March 16, 2007 at 4:07 pm
lmao. thanks for making me funnier than i am. i just couldn’t think of what else to write.
frist- i was gonna do a PhD in Philosophy, but after watching my brother die over christmas, i decided I’m gonna at least TRY to change the systemic problems in health care before retreating into the universities to play intellectual ookie cookie with all the herd-hating academics. so i’m gonna wrap up Masters and start prepping for law school. if i make it, i’ll hire you just to sit around and talk to me :) it seems like we like all the same stuff
schack | March 16, 2007 at 4:09 pm
unfortunately that’s going to be a few years from now at best :)
FRIST!!! | March 16, 2007 at 4:13 pm
Suh-WEET. But by the time you get done with all that, I’ll be a crazy cat lady living on the street, like the one on the Simpson’s that will throw a damn cat at you just for looking at her!!!
But if not, I’ll totally come work for you!!!
schack | March 16, 2007 at 4:14 pm
p.s. that’s really what intellectuals do at top-universities… they sit around making fun of how stupid everyone else is
schack | March 16, 2007 at 4:14 pm
i love cats. especially fat ones.
FRIST!!! | March 16, 2007 at 4:15 pm
Sorry about your brother…:(
schack | March 16, 2007 at 4:17 pm
well, he was never meant to live on earth anyway, if you know what i mean… but with psychiatry the way it is, he was a kid in a candy store. he went into status epilepticus, which means he was unconscious, and it started in his sleep… not too bad, i guess.
schack | March 16, 2007 at 4:18 pm
it’s like a never-ending seizure
FRIST!!! | March 16, 2007 at 4:22 pm
Was he older or younger than you?
schack | March 16, 2007 at 4:24 pm
he was 25. i’m 23.