Ryan Seacrest apparently was bitten by a shark on Sunday while at the beach in Mexico. It must’ve been a tiny shark because Ryan barely even noticed and found the tooth later in his leg, according to Page Six:
“He didn’t know what it was for a minute – he thought it was a stick,” said one spy. “He had no time to be scared. He saw it swim away, he got out, took aspirin and called it a day.”
Yeah? That’s nothing. One time I got bit by a shark disguised as an alligator. Okay, maybe it was a mosquito, but in my mind it felt like an alligator who later revealed himself to be a shark, so that’s what I’m telling people/chicks. Ball’s in your court, Seacrest.
Photo: Pacific Coast News
veggi | July 29, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Now the shark is HIV+
Que | July 29, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Que noes!
Sportsdvl | July 29, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Does anyone believe this was a shark that bit him and not some cabana boy?
ldsqtbea | July 29, 2008 at 12:47 pm
first !!!
ldsqtbea | July 29, 2008 at 12:47 pm
lol that must have hurt
The Force | July 29, 2008 at 12:48 pm
You are the funniest gossip writer of all the gossip writers.
DrunkenTech | July 29, 2008 at 12:49 pm
Bitten by a shark, takes aspirin and laughs it off?
Not only is aspirin a blood thinner, which is bad when you’re bleeding from a shark bit, we’re not going to believe you’re straight just because you got bit by a shark and “called it a day” like a man.
Beth | July 29, 2008 at 12:53 pm
“He didn’t know what it was for a minute – he thought it was a stick” and wondered why it wasn’t up his ass.
Denver Sanford | July 29, 2008 at 12:54 pm
What they don’t tell you is that the shark died later on!
sportsdvl | July 29, 2008 at 12:57 pm
#4 – Oh by the way, you’re a douche
sportsdvl | July 29, 2008 at 12:59 pm
#10 – Troll, I do agree that #4 is a douche, but I can handle those comments without your help. Thanks.
asarmie6 | July 29, 2008 at 1:03 pm
what’s funny is that it’s shark week on the discovery channel… and i think anderson cooper also almost got attacked.
Kelly | July 29, 2008 at 1:04 pm
Sportsdvl – we dont care about your pointless postings. Thanks!
jo smo | July 29, 2008 at 1:05 pm
Where are Shauna Sands pics………. c’mon fish….
Sportsdvl | July 29, 2008 at 1:05 pm
Apparently it’s Shark Week on the gay channel too.
Troll #11 calls out troll #10 – how cute. Now, which one of you bit Ryan?
sameshitdifferentyear | July 29, 2008 at 1:07 pm
I didn’t realize “shark” is the latest slang for “guy he just randomly met at a bar after-hours.”
Thanks for the alternative-lifestyle vernacular update, Ryan. Feel free to continue ignoring stunning blondes walking alongside you again.
Sportsdvl | July 29, 2008 at 1:07 pm
Thanks Kelly, of course those were trolls posting but we all appreciate your comments and thoughts. Now, go fix your man a sandwich.
dan | July 29, 2008 at 1:09 pm
shark = male counterpart to the cougar
sixpack | July 29, 2008 at 1:10 pm
Aspirin AKA Vicodin. Or Percoset.
Sid | July 29, 2008 at 1:14 pm
Don’t tell me, Ryan…the shark was very polite, right? And asked you if you wanted your stool pushed in?
Creative | July 29, 2008 at 1:16 pm
Sportsdvl – quit being a prick man, these forums are for bashing celebrities not the people that post of them.
No go back and make your man a sandwich
Kathleen | July 29, 2008 at 1:19 pm
It’s a shame “the shark” didn’t kill him. Humanity would have gotten a glimpse of hope.
Sportsdvl | July 29, 2008 at 1:24 pm
Oh #21 – so someone can bash me but I can’t respond. Just like you did and that other chick. Classic. Somehow I’m guessing you aren’t a MENSA member……See, all I did was make a comment on Ryan and a cabana boy biting him. A troll commented and then some chick. See, it’s like the circle of life. Or, as you and Ryan call it “The circle jerk of life”
let's hear it for the boy! (the baby boy...) | July 29, 2008 at 1:29 pm
“Oh #21 – so someone can bash me but I can’t respond. Just like you did and that other chick. Classic.”
wah wah waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Tired of morons | July 29, 2008 at 1:35 pm
I wish #24 and his boyfriend #21 would just call each other and get off of this subject. There are numerous posters on this site who post a lot. If you can’t tell which is them and which is their trolls then you are fairly stupid. Sportsdvl (like others) make comments on the celebs and usually don’t poke fun at other posts unless it is some idiot saying “first”.
Now, if someone attacks a writer on here then of course that person is going to write something back. Some people respond and actually do it in a humorous fashion (like sports did with his circle jerk comments). Now, if it is too hard to you to understand this then please find a different board to post on. Some of us “regulars” like to read the comments by sports, jimbo, frist, etc.
So, you're a homo | July 29, 2008 at 1:40 pm
Looks like “baby boy” is sad that some people are making comments about his boyfriend Ryan Seacrest.
I'm a shark | July 29, 2008 at 1:42 pm
I think “creative” and “baby boy” wish seacrest was the meat in their own private sandwich!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
haha | July 29, 2008 at 1:44 pm
nice trolling, sportsdvl (#25-27). confirms that you’re a total pussy.
Sport | July 29, 2008 at 1:55 pm
The dude is still a metro fag. A 4 foot tall one.
Where's Darkwing Duck? | July 29, 2008 at 1:57 pm
Yeah? That’s nothing. One time I got bit by a shark disguised as an alligator. Okay, maybe it was a mosquito, but in my mind it felt like an alligator who later revealed himself to be a shark, so that’s what I’m telling people/chicks. Ball’s in your mouth, Seacrest.
Ha Ha Ha!
Wow | July 29, 2008 at 2:10 pm
Wow nice Sportdvl, nice trolling man, seriously, good stuff. Classic! I love it!
CJ | July 29, 2008 at 2:50 pm
Rejected by a shark….how low can you go?
shar | July 29, 2008 at 3:24 pm
WHO CARES???????????????????
Tapeworm | July 29, 2008 at 5:28 pm
At least she didn’t get bitten in her vagina. I mean he. I mean she.
WOW OMG!!! | July 29, 2008 at 9:55 pm
If he was a real man, he would have chased the shark only to bite him back. We now have conclusive proof that Seacrest is gay.
Toonkinstein | July 29, 2008 at 10:59 pm
FISH!!! at least you tell your tale/tail (tomato toMAHto)…at least you talk to chicks…Seacrest doesn’t do chicks man!
gena88 | August 19, 2008 at 5:07 pm
Have you heard that Heidi, Ryan, Tom, Jeff and Howie are all hosting the Primetime Emmys on Saturday 9/21 on ABC? All of those personalities sharing the spotlight…. that now that will be interesting….
mac ram | December 17, 2009 at 4:58 am
When I saw the headline of this post, I originally thought ‘bitten by a shark’ was a reference about him ‘jumping the shark’, perhaps related to the Dina Lohan and Denise Richards reality shows he produced.