Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson kiss it up


Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson were spotted in Hollywood Monday night catching the Damnwells’ show at the Troubadour. They arrived separately and greeted each other with a hug and a kiss on the lips.

“In the foyer they were talking and had their hands all over each other,” says the source. “He kissed her a couple more times in the club. He was totally sweet. She went to the restroom and he went to check up on her.”

Ryan Reynolds used to be engaged to Alanis Morissette, so to go from that to Scarlett Johansson is like trading in a Kia for a Ferrari. I’m surprised his penis didn’t explode the first time he met her. I’m also surprised at how much I can bench press. 800 pounds! That’s a lot, right?