Ryan Phillippe says made up things

November 10th, 2006 // 37 Comments
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Ryan Phillippe hired and fired a new public relations guy in a matter of a few hours because he made up quotes and gave them to In Touch for their cover story.

In Touch quotes Phillippe as saying in an “exclusive interview,” “I’m not jealous of her, that’s so far from the truth. She’s someone who’s very talented and works hard. I’ve done well, too – that was never an issue.” Phillippe was also quoted, “This is the hardest time of my life – I miss my family.”

If you’re gonna make up quotes at least make ‘em entertaining. Like: “Reese complained my 12″ boner was too much man for her.”


  1. cole007

    You mean, MY 12″ boner, right? and it’s 3.

  2. Christie

    cant even tpye write!
    lol I mean
    Can’t even type right!

  3. Italian Stallion

    Chinese riddle for you…..

    How can you be high on cocaine and get a 12 inch boner?

    It’s like the time Tyrone was high on crack and sleeping in a car…………….

  4. laikiska

    If that PR guy made up those quotes, why fire him?? I mean, it’s obviously soooo far from the truth but still most people would believe it. ‘specially In Touch readers. Doesn’t make sense. But then again I am no celebrity and so I don’t know how their brains work. If they work at all, that is.

    Oh and by the way, regardless: Ryan is HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT.

  5. Ed Bambrick

    Reese Witherspoon is a Star Trek Ferengi with a fucking wig. She probably hates the cock, too.

  6. prideofchucky

    “Reese complained by 12″ boner was too much man for her.”
    ——————–
    More like HER 12 inch chin was to much for him…

    (“If chins could kill..”- Bruce Campbell)

  7. Those are the made-up quotes? Either Ryan Phillippe is highly principled about honesty, or this divorce is going to get UGLY.

    http://glossedover.com

  8. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    She looks like a cock-biter. They also both look like they are about 12 years old. These supposed children of theirs are probably just kids they met when they were counselors at church camp last summer.

    12 year olds are always the worst cock-biters.

  9. reptilicus

    THANSK SUBERFICIAL FOR LEARNIN ME TO RITE CORECTLY.

  10. RichPort

    Her probably used to do stupid shit to her like waking her up by tapping his cock on her head, and just as she was opening her mouth to scream at him to stop, shoving it all the way in. But that’s not the fucked up part… it always tasted like someone else’s pussy.

  11. Stories like this make me miss complaining about how much attention Paris gets…

  12. jrzmommy

    only lie I see here is that this is the hardest part of his life…..you know the motherfucker is boozin’ and broadin’ every night.

  13. mullinitover

    “This is the hardest time of my life – I miss my family” – more like “With all this attention it’s hard for me to fuck as many random girls as I was last week – I miss that”

    http://www.famousidiots.blogspot.com

  14. mullinitover

    “This is the hardest time of my life – I miss my family” – more like “With all this attention it’s hard for me to fuck as many random girls as I was last week – I miss that”

    http://www.famousidiots.blogspot.com

  15. cole007

    I always knew he was too pretty for her. She has more Chins than a Chinese … I mean, one really big, jutting-out chin. Chin-chin-chin-chin-chin….chinny chin chin.

    and he’s a crappy actor anyway. he should be doing underwear commercials.

  16. The only reason to hire a P.R. firm is FOR them to make up stuff.

  17. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    10 – Honey, that wasn’t stupid, that was romantic. And especially on our anniversary when it tasted like my sister.

  18. RichPort

    Osh – The world would be a better, truly harmonious place if there were more chicks like you.

  19. aliomali

    InTouch interview translates to, “I am jealous of her. She is a bitch. Maybe I will get a lucky break. And I like being single.”

  20. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    RichPort, you don’t know how often I hear that, especially when I’m upside-down on the pole sticking a bottle of Moet in my vagina.

  21. RichPort

    Osh – But can you pop the cork when you pop the coochie? That would be talent beyond belief…

  22. BriBri

    He’s done well?

  23. Isn’t this the job of PR reps anyways?

    http://www.celebslam.com

  24. Tits_McGhee

    I’m guessing Ryan was a dick of a husband, and Reese got tired of him. He seems like he’s so superior to everyone else. Plus, I’ve always thought he was gay.

  25. This could just be my love of Reese Witherspoon taking, but if Phillippe did cheat, then he fucked up a good thing, and I like him as an actor.

    ……….
    ……

    …it’s probably my bias. =^X

    http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php

  26. NipsyHustle

    he probably cheated. it was like 7 years and two kids later. no matter how many ways you serve potatoes, they are still potatoes. i’m sure he banged the first available chicken head he could find.

    what’s that tart’s name from australia who he’s filming with ? amy cornish? so i wonder what else he got from the cornish hen.

    considering she’s from australia…..he’s probably got HERPES now cause that country has a nasty problem. it’s such a small fuck pool there, they can’t help it. he fucking deserves to have blisters on his face and weiner forever.

  27. commissioner

    if i had lots of pillowcases to change, i’d definitely invite reese over

  28. I can see where a woman would get tired of a 12 inch penis painfully hitting her cervix all the time… however, our male customers continually ask how to get one, go figure.

    http://www.holisticwisdom.com/penis-enlargment.htm

  29. commissioner

    #28

    Now that does sound a little more like me, only after several martinis.

  30. Honestly Reese seems a lot like her character in “Election” type A a bit neurotic and very controlling.

    Keep watching, their careers will change places. She isn’t the cute little starlett and she is too brittle to play the sweet gal in her 30′s He was too pretty to be a big actor in his 20′s but will age well

  31. RPLTC

    There is NOTHING made up about that.

  32. caljenna

    @28 – that was fuckin funny

  33. No couple can last in Hollywood. It’s unbelievable.

  34. hotintempe

    #4……I agree, he is sooo sexy.
    #10..LOL

    I would take all of him, I wish I had 10 minutes alone that man. He makes me tingle.

  35. uh, i thought that was PR people do? join the club

  36. “I think a tiny part of me likes Ryan and Abbie more than Reese and Jake Gyllenhaal. Wow. I feel better now.” Doesn’t it feel good to finally say it? And I agree.

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