Ryan O’Neal hit on Tatum – at Farrah’s funeral

August 3rd, 2009 // 41 Comments

In an interview with Vanity Fair, Ryan O’Neal admits to accidentally hitting on his own daughter Tatum while loading Farrah Fawcett’s dead body on a hearse. I don’t know whether to be disgusted or call this man Jesus:

“I had just put the casket in the hearse and I was watching it drive away when a beautiful blonde woman comes up and embraces me,” Ryan told me. “I said to her, ‘You have a drink on you? You have a car?’ She said, ‘Daddy, it’s me–Tatum!’ I was just trying to be funny with a strange Swedish woman, and it’s my daughter. It’s so sick.”
“That’s our relationship in a nutshell,” Tatum said when I asked her about it. “You make of it what you will.” She sighed. “It had been a few years since we’d seen each other, and he was always a ladies’ man, a bon vivant.”

…. This has to be like porn to Joe Simpson.

Photos: Splash News

  1. hillbilly

    as they say in Kentucky “the closer the kin, the deeper in”

  2. chupcabra

    all I can say is, JESUS CHRIST. WHAT THE FUCK, O’NEALS?

  3. sit on it

    I like pic #3

    The guy behind her staring at her ass….classic.

    now…back on the story. I think it would have been funny if he could have made it all the way to 3rd base before she told him who she was.

  4. The Bisexual

    That is a lady’s man? THAT?! Jesus God women have low standards.

  5. Chipot

    Ryan & Tatum O’Neal should sign up for the remake of Oldboy.

  6. Annie Loves Anal

    Anybody that does drugs with his son is pretty much up for bangin’ his daughter. The guy isn’t exactly a Priest…wait a minute, bad example. Anyway, hope Ryan wears a condom. Don’t want any 12 fingered O’Neals running around.

  7. Annie Loves Anal

    Anybody that does drugs with his son is pretty much up for bangin’ his daughter. The guy isn’t exactly a Priest…wait a minute, bad example. Anyway, hope Ryan wears a condom. Don’t want any 12 fingered O’Neals running around.

  8. havoc

    You get the feeling this is not the first time he’s hit on his daughter?

    .

  9. Ryan = Class

    That man sweats class out of every pore.

    Could you imagine the mental anguish of Tatum? She is at a funeral to bury her mom who just died from ass cancer and when she goes to her dad to try and get a little solace from him, she gets hit on by him instead. Jerry Springer wishes he had shit this good.

  10. Felipe

    Ew.

  11. O.

    When I saw the title I was sure its about Tatum the midget from Fantasy Island!

  12. Mr. Sensitive

    “Aw, cmon, baby, it’s not like I’m gonna give you a diseased anus!”

  13. Seattle Blue

    Was it Jesus or Bill Shatner who once said “Let him who hasn’t hit on his estranged daughter at a funeral cast the first stone?”

  14. Pam

    Beached whale!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Nasty dog will hit any thing…Yuck.

  15. Crabby Old Guy

    It’s a long way from “Paper Moon”, huh?

  16. justifiable

    Why do I think this is more of the same stream of attention-getting, completely fabricated bullshit he’s been pushing ever since she got sick? Hey, he was reporting all sorts of wedding-plan jokes coming from her – - and then saying they’d get married as soon as she was strong enough to say yes. Uh, if she couldn’t speak it’s really doubtful she said the rest, jagoff. He’s a crap liar, always has been and he’s going to ride her dead corpse as long as he can for as hard as he can. Expect a book with more of the same.

  17. Oh, God. Oh, man. Oh God! Oh Man! Oh God! Oh Man!

  18. Sicko

    Men. You’re all such PIGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  19. Sicko

    Men. You’re all such PIGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  20. Anything that has ever been written in the past or present about Ryan O’Neal shows just how sick and screwed up he is. He has no dignity for himself let alone the dead mother of his son Redmond or his kids Tatum and Griffin from one of his other screwed up marriages. He is just the worst shit ass piece of crap to walk the earth! Here he is looking like a bloated beached whale and still thinking he’s hot! And that’s all he has on his mind. No one or nothing else.

  21. Remember when he was “in love” with Barbara Streisand years ago. Just long enough to give his faltering career a jolt.

  22. Its a ploy to stay in the limelight a little longer! if it was for real he would never reveal it…if im wrong and they decide to re-create Taboo ill buy 10 copies…

  23. Tracey

    “He says do you have a drink?” “NO Daddy, how about some crack instead?” bwhahahahahahaha
    Farrah is not Tatum’s mother by the way.

  24. Tracey

    And just to that pig’s credit. he could be shirtless people! We’d need more vomit bags than that Continental to Miami.

  25. Tanzarian

    ‘Bon vivant’ is apparently a heavier weight class than you’d think.

  26. the only opinion that matters

    No wonder his poor kids are messed up. What a poor excuse for a parent (or human being for that matter). He should be ashamed and disgusted by the person he is. Tatam, Redmond, you have sympathy and understanding about why you are messed up.

  27. anti-pathy

    LOL, #6,#7.
    This guy is such a douche, he was reportedly banging Farrah’s so called best friend in the room next to where she lay dying, and Farah’s dad walked in on them, even Griffin the man’s son said he was trying to marry her to get on to her will he compared Ryan to a vulture, fortunately Farrah was sick but not stupid, This scumbag takes douchery to a whole new level

  28. anti-pathy

    LOL, #6,#7.
    This guy is such a douche, he was reportedly banging Farrah’s so called best friend in the room next to where she lay dying, and Farah’s dad walked in on them, even Griffin the man’s son said he was trying to marry her to get on to her will he compared Ryan to a vulture, fortunately Farrah was sick but not stupid, This scumbag takes douchery to a whole new level

  29. cheechako

    Tatum’s head looks gigantic in the shot, what’s up with that? Anywho, she actually looks pretty good for a drug freak, could you imagine her hotness tho if she hadn’t burned thru the drugs?

  30. sin

    If I was not told who it was, I would have never known that was Tatum.

  31. Jeffer

    So Captain Kirk tried to bang his own kid?

  32. IKE

    If you can’t keep it in your pants….
    keep it in the family.
    Quote me.

  33. Uhi

    GOD!!!
    Shut up at least !!

  34. Uhi

    GOD!!!
    Shut up at least !!

  35. thats the vacation..

  36. uhh...

    #9, Farrah wasn’t Tatum O’Neal’s mother- her mom was Joanna Cook Moore.

  37. ashley

    Its a wonder that Tatum ended up being a normal, stable person! – wealthysinglefriends.com

  38. eurotrash

    #25 Tanzarian – Literally laughed out loud! Thx

  39. Something is very wrong with O’Neal. His son hates him and he doesn’t even know his daughter. It’s not the fake that he didn’t recognize her but WHY wouldn’t you recognize your own child?

  40. Was it Jesus or Bill Shatner who once said “Let him who hasn’t hit on his estranged daughter at a funeral cast the first stone?”

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