By hanging himself in a motel room in Canada, VH1 reality star Ryan Alexander Jenkins has basically confessed to killing and mutilating his wife Jasmine Fiore. The AP reports:
Canadian police say fugitive murder suspect Ryan Jenkins has been found dead of an apparent suicide in a motel in British Columbia. Sgt. Duncan Pound of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police border integrity unit says police responded to a call about a dead person in Hope, east of Vancouver, and then called investigators who were part of the massive manhunt for Jenkins.
The real estate developer and reality show contestant was wanted in California on first-degree murder charges after the mutilated body of his ex-wife was found near Los Angeles.
Well, at least now we don’t have to lie to the Canadians about not giving this guy the chair. (We totally were, hosers. Ha Ha!)
Thanks to Jamie Lee and everyone who kept an eye on the news while I sat on the couch watching True Blood and Mad Men like some sort of Greek God of Lethargy. Good lookin’ out.
Just taking out the trash.
Once a coward, always a coward. Thanks for saving everyone a trial where you plead some lame plea, you asshole. Rot in hell.
I’m gonna skip the main part and comment on the fact you were watching True Blood and Mad Men–awesome!!
He should have HUNG AROUND a little bit longer.
AMIRITE?! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. LOLLLLLL…OL.
You know, I don’t care if this woman was trashy/skanky/ugly/whatever.
Usually when someone slaps on that much makeup, gets that much surgery, bleaches their hair to an insane level of blonde/white, gets way too excessive spray-tan and poses like they think men want them to, it says something about the insecurity of that person.
Aside from the fact that she was brutally MUTILATED AND MURDERED, the fact that she never got to recover from those insecurities is pretty fucked up and tragic.
I’m willing to bet she would have looked much nicer without all of the fakery she was hiding behind.
this is what i call a twisted story
Which one of these two corpses was uglier–I just can’t decide.
The only good thing to every come out of Canada is…… is………hold on I’m thinking…….. ughhhhh….. NOTHING.
Talking about a self destructing problem.
I was hoping he would of taken out that horrible Heidi Montag Pratt, disgusting Megan Hauserman or the STD ridden Paris Hilton before he killed himself.
I can’t wait for the Lifetime movie, starring Dane Cook and Nikki Blonsky.
Ryan Alexander Jenkins has a cool haircut.
Fuck it. I live in Canada, and am just glad that I don’t get VH1 programming, if those shows are what makes it to air. I’ve seen that Brett Michaels douchebag crap, and that’s all I need to see. Thank God for our clean air, beautiful scenery and less douchy-bastards, now that this one’s gone.
If This girl was getting a millionare They must be hard up for chicks cause Shes really not all that and , That model I feel so bad for Her whole family too bad She marrried a pysco, Him Hes probably better off Than if He had to spend the rest of His life locked Up in a cage He musta been nuts
If This girl was getting a millionare They must be hard up for chicks cause Shes really not all that and , That model I feel so bad for Her whole family too bad She marrried a pysco, Him Hes probably better off Than if He had to spend the rest of His life locked Up in a cage He musta been nuts
For #17 poon
i loved your response. feel much the same way myself. who hasn’t seen “talking to americans” and had a good laff. funny stuff. everyone should lighten up a bit.
p.s.—male beach-bods are AB-FAB [im not so much into boobs}
what a piece of fucking shit
what a piece of fucking shit
Two more vacuous useless individuals off the face of the earth.
No 34 – Hey Jacob i don’t know about his crap but i wonder if he shot a wad in his pants when he was doing the David Carradine.
you all are a bunch of ass hole who cares if she was a major stripper whore people still cared about her. yall are so damn heartless wouldn’t you want someone to care if you were brutally murdered?
ASS HOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What I’d like to know is, how do you hang yourself in a motel room ?
For the guy a reality show, a shitload of money won in a simple girl bang while doing it, it wastes money in Vegas, where he is a ugly – fuck stripper decided to get married so decided as is realizing his mistake killed her, and finally hangs himself in Canada Damned … Talented man.