Ryan Jenkins found dead in motel

By hanging himself in a motel room in Canada, VH1 reality star Ryan Alexander Jenkins has basically confessed to killing and mutilating his wife Jasmine Fiore. The AP reports:

Canadian police say fugitive murder suspect Ryan Jenkins has been found dead of an apparent suicide in a motel in British Columbia. Sgt. Duncan Pound of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police border integrity unit says police responded to a call about a dead person in Hope, east of Vancouver, and then called investigators who were part of the massive manhunt for Jenkins.
The real estate developer and reality show contestant was wanted in California on first-degree murder charges after the mutilated body of his ex-wife was found near Los Angeles.

Well, at least now we don’t have to lie to the Canadians about not giving this guy the chair. (We totally were, hosers. Ha Ha!)

Thanks to Jamie Lee and everyone who kept an eye on the news while I sat on the couch watching True Blood and Mad Men like some sort of Greek God of Lethargy. Good lookin’ out.

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