By hanging himself in a motel room in Canada, VH1 reality star Ryan Alexander Jenkins has basically confessed to killing and mutilating his wife Jasmine Fiore. The AP reports:
Canadian police say fugitive murder suspect Ryan Jenkins has been found dead of an apparent suicide in a motel in British Columbia. Sgt. Duncan Pound of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police border integrity unit says police responded to a call about a dead person in Hope, east of Vancouver, and then called investigators who were part of the massive manhunt for Jenkins.
The real estate developer and reality show contestant was wanted in California on first-degree murder charges after the mutilated body of his ex-wife was found near Los Angeles.
Well, at least now we don’t have to lie to the Canadians about not giving this guy the chair. (We totally were, hosers. Ha Ha!)
Thanks to Jamie Lee and everyone who kept an eye on the news while I sat on the couch watching True Blood and Mad Men like some sort of Greek God of Lethargy. Good lookin’ out.
Narcissus | August 23, 2009 at 11:22 pm
Good. D-bag.
spicy | August 23, 2009 at 11:23 pm
holy shit.
actually, i dont give a fuck
udunome | August 23, 2009 at 11:23 pm
first
Alexa | August 23, 2009 at 11:24 pm
Welcome to hell, asshole.
He was identified by his fingerprints. I love irony.
Melissa | August 23, 2009 at 11:25 pm
if only he had only committed suicide before murdering someone else. you see, sometimes suicide IS the answer.
jim eh | August 23, 2009 at 11:28 pm
I didn’t this trash in my country , but the coward decided not to face justice, oh & superficial writer, a big FUCK YOU from Canada .
jim eh | August 23, 2009 at 11:30 pm
*edit* I didn’t want this trash in my country , but the coward decided not to face justice, oh & superficial writer, a big FUCK YOU from Canada .
Julian | August 23, 2009 at 11:34 pm
So the guy won a shitload of money in a reality show, bang a mediocre chick while doing it, then he decided to waste the money in Vegas where he decided to marry an ugly-as-fuck stripper, then, realizing his mistake, killed her, and finally hang himself in fucking Canada… Not the brightest guy.
Joe | August 23, 2009 at 11:42 pm
@jim eh, and all the Canucks,
There’s a lot to love about your country, but your justice system leaves a lot to be desired. Anyone who has seen “Dear Zachary: A Letter to a Son About His Father” (available on DVD, Netflix, etc.) knows what I’m talking about, and if you haven’t, you should see it – it will change you forever (unless you are a heartless douche).
So, good sir, it’s not fuck us, but fuck you.
Taz | August 23, 2009 at 11:44 pm
now we can all move on from this lame story
angry | August 23, 2009 at 11:59 pm
Didnt expect this, the story was sad but really interesting. Know we will never know all the details of what really happened.
the real culprit | August 24, 2009 at 12:06 am
murdering pseudo celebs is getting waaay too easy.
novicenurse | August 24, 2009 at 12:17 am
As I a Canadian, I will agree that our justice system needs reform. We are way too nice to criminals (we are bleeding heart liberals, you see). Anyway, this cowardly douchebag is dead. Good. I for one appreciated Thesuperficial writer’s little joke about the US being able to stop lying to Canada about seeking the death penalty for him. ha ha, well done.
Richard McBeef | August 24, 2009 at 12:20 am
Fucking christ I don’t give a shit about this asshole or the dead hooker or man face mcmanjaw from earlier today.
i want more heidi and spencer they at least made themselves famous for being worthless rather than making themselves famous for getting stuffed in a suitcase or for stuffing someone in a suitcase. Fuck. i almost wish that dead hooker was still alive so absolutely fucking no one had ever heard of them.
Yoda | August 24, 2009 at 12:21 am
It’s too bad really, there are a lot more skanky pseudo-celebrity whores out there who could use his special treatment.
Glenn Moon | August 24, 2009 at 12:32 am
Another Canadian here. I wish to express my appreciation to him for saving everybody here a lot of trouble, not to mention a major shitload of money. Rot in Hell now, you living-Bratz-doll-mangling douchebag.
poom | August 24, 2009 at 12:37 am
I’m Canadian and I laughed at Super’s joke. I love how Canadian’s often get all pissy when American’s make fun of us, as though we dont do the exact same. I’ve never met a Canadian who doesn’t. Patriotism can be a little excessive and ridculous at times; we’re all on the same fucking planet, what goes around really does come back around, we all rag on each other, we’re all stuck in this nuthouse together, that’s life, so really we all just need to calm the fuck down already and realize we all shit out the same hole. We’re just one big fucked up giant ass family, with ugly french cousins. (aw, je joke).
Anyshit Super’s on fire on the weekends, I pissed myelf over every story’s commenary. Thanks for that.
Well at least this guy can’t hurt anyone else. Still it’s pretty awful to see someone wreck so many lives(including his own). Would be nice if human beings weren’t capable of this kind of shit.
Oops guess my post was a little too feelingsy for this site. Oh well.
BOOBS ARE HOT. There I fixed it.
K | August 24, 2009 at 12:37 am
wow..he just fucked VH-1′s line up. Wat are they gonna do now? Now that homeboy is dead they’re never gonna bring bac “Megan wants a millionaire” and will never air “I love money 3″
friendlyfires | August 24, 2009 at 12:43 am
Another fucking murderous coward. At least let relatives of his deceased wife dance on his body while wearing cleats, then pound the shit out of it with ginormous mallets until it’s flat like a veal, cut it up and feed it to the poor starving sharks and barracudas in the Pacific ocean – better than let the media sharks feed off this tragic story
great | August 24, 2009 at 12:50 am
I love how they didn’t even manage to track him down. Some skeeze motel just called the pigs about finding a dead body (a monthly occurence I suspect). Stellar job dicks, I feel so safe knowing that all we have to do is pray all the bad guys just off themselves, since apparantly people wanted for murder can just take their asses right across the border without anyone noticing.
I guess the media may be good for something after all.
g | August 24, 2009 at 12:54 am
so sad
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Sickitten | August 24, 2009 at 1:04 am
Yeah! The Butterface Butcher is dead…
Mister Bored | August 24, 2009 at 1:08 am
He should have bought OJ’s lawyers… and then VH1 would have been able to top this in their next iteration of these love shows.
Dank | August 24, 2009 at 1:09 am
Good riddance scumbag.
OJ Simsonaire | August 24, 2009 at 1:09 am
I bet you 500 dollahs this is the cock sucker that killed my wife nicole brown, holy hell ive been looking for him for years now. I’m glad we can all put that mystery behind us now, thanks superficial for printing this story I feel like a new man!!1
Sincerestly,
Orenthal Jayford Simpson a.k.a the guy that didn’t kill his wife with a machete
The Wicked Witch of the North | August 24, 2009 at 1:11 am
Too bad he didn’t decapitate himself or something equally as cool…hanging yourself is so 90′s.
Although, either way I’m glad he’s dead, I sure as fuck didn’t want our tax dollars wasted on yet another piece of shit.
Dank | August 24, 2009 at 1:12 am
Not sure why people are saying this is so tragic. Its not like he murdered anyone famous or contributed anything good to society, he murdered his stripper/mode/porn star ex wife. Not exactly heart breaking.
VH1 The Channel for Skanks and Murdering Fiends | August 24, 2009 at 1:12 am
Now maybe all you jackass douchebags will think twice about going on TV!!
And to all you non-jackass douchebags : I told you so.
Alli Watermelon | August 24, 2009 at 1:12 am
What a COWARD….but at least he saved us a lot of tax dollars!
bambam | August 24, 2009 at 1:17 am
http://www.bclocalnews.com/fraser_valley/hopestandard/news/54429052.html
Sadie | August 24, 2009 at 1:37 am
Hey now.
I’m Canadian, and I’m ALL for the death penalty.
And I can also say my mother and step father, who are both security guards in a maximum security prison, are all for it as well.
This guy just cheated his way out.
So fuck him.
FahQ | August 24, 2009 at 1:51 am
@ 9. “Joe.”
OJ Simpson is still breathing.
US justice system = fail.
That is all.
Truth Doctor | August 24, 2009 at 2:27 am
He was an hero
jacob | August 24, 2009 at 3:16 am
do you think his last poop stayed in his pants or slithered down his legs and onto the floor? always a crazy white guy
Ryan the Canadian | August 24, 2009 at 3:54 am
I just drove through Hope and I can tell you this (unless you are aware); it is the last place one would want to check out. Here I was telling everyone that this bastard had walked across the border into Mexico. I hate being incorrect.
Ryan the Canadian | August 24, 2009 at 4:05 am
With regards to the justice system: he saved Canadian and American taxpayers $ by taking his own life. You should send the family a case of Pabst you Yankee fucks……look what it cost you to get OJ in prison on some lame charges…. your Police force sucked ass on that one. LAPD made the Winnipeg Police look like Ace Slueths……and those guys would fuck up booking a Walmart Shoplifter.
Reaping What They Sowed | August 24, 2009 at 5:48 am
What a PERFECT..ending!
Irvin is the best person in the galaxy | August 24, 2009 at 5:56 am
What a cocktease!
I was at least expecting an OJ Simpson style chase.
…shucks.
resveratrol supplements | August 24, 2009 at 6:34 am
I feel so safe knowing that all we have to do is pray all the bad guys just off themselves
ROUGH Daddy | August 24, 2009 at 6:51 am
Whether you thought this girl was beautiful or not she had pussy power over many man including this loser…Some guys get wrap up into one chic it just drive them to the brinks, hope he down a Molson Canadian before the deed….
AmericanWhiteTrash | August 24, 2009 at 7:20 am
How fitting. Good riddance you narcissistic sociopath. Piece of shit.
Khalil | August 24, 2009 at 7:30 am
@7 Eff you back, eh, Hoser.
Dread not | August 24, 2009 at 8:26 am
Dollars to donuts some wet backs living in Canada tried to use this MF’er as a piñata. Hung himself. Pffft, yeah, right. You’re alright with me, Canadians.
yuki | August 24, 2009 at 9:17 am
how was this douchebag even able to get a motel room?
happyslappy | August 24, 2009 at 9:30 am
Was it his wife or ex-wife?????
biteme | August 24, 2009 at 9:53 am
what is the fun in marrying a stripper if you can’t kill them?
RIP my honkey brethren
sadsa | August 24, 2009 at 9:53 am
ROTT IN HELL CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUTHA FUCKIN MENTAL SCUM
havoc | August 24, 2009 at 9:55 am
Was his peepee tied up too? I think David Carradine started a trend…..
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Crusty | August 24, 2009 at 10:02 am
So.. next time a murdering cowardly fuck decides to go down the murder – suicide highway, he should be encouraged to do the suicide part first. Once complete, he’s free to murder anyone he wants.
And to those thinking along the same lines as this douche bag, making your victim’s identity harder to establish by cutting off fingers and removing teeth are just part of the process.
In this case, the police matched the serial numbers on her breast implants against that industries database to verify her name.
Take notes..
Jesus Juice | August 24, 2009 at 10:07 am
Are you reading this O. J. ?