I know Ryan Cabrera is supposed to be famous, I just don’t know who he is or what he does. But occassionally he appears on MySpace to arm wrestle Vanilla Ice and make out with 19-year-olds at the pool. Which is cool and all, because if I was famous I’d want to arm wrestle Vanilla Ice and make out with 19-year-olds too. And order huge buckets of glue to get my hair to stand straight up like that. Preferably Elmers.
Thanks to AnneMarie for the tip.
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it helps that he is semi-famous because if I had hair like that, I still wouldn’t have reached second base.
it helps that he is semi-famous because if I had hair like that, I still wouldn’t have reached second base.
Back in the 1700′s they would dipped his hair in ink and drafted constitutions and laws and shit of that nature.
Then they would have stoned him to death for having bitch-tits, being translucent, and for that “On the Way Down” song.
I hope he one day has a kid just so it could fall down a well.
Another reason why Myspace fails at life.
Who did they convince to take a picture of them sucking on each other faces? Why would anyone want to take a picture of that? “Here’s a picture of my ditzy friend playing tongue-hockey with some washed-up has-been hedgehog boy.” There’s one for the scrapbook.
I, too, once took a picture of Ryan Carrera.
http://www.jimpoz.com/quotes/images/speakers/diller.jpg
Staci: “C’mon Ryan, I’ll give you $10 if you let my friend take a picture of us kissing.”
Ryan: (thinking — my publicist did say it would be a good idea if I am seen with females, and I am broke and untalented…) “OK, Stace, make it $25 and you’ve got a deal.”
Staci: “OMG!”
….Just…Don’t…Touch…The…Hair….
Is it just me or does this guy have man teats?
Hansel. He’s so hot right now.
First post ever…
How is it that the girls hair is wet, but the dudes gay ass spiky bleached blonde rats nest isn’t. Theyre in a pool, correct? Christ..
hmmmmm…simpy looking little smile…like he’s farting in the bathtub and truly enjoying the scented bubbles. I think she is,too.
Did anyone notice that she listed “coloring books” on her list of favorite books? A true intellectual…
I would have guessed her name to be either Staci, MacKenzie, Sierra, Krystina, Jade, or Meghan. I could have seen her with any of those.
PapaHotNuts, you are awesome!!! Everything you write is unparalleled wisdom. I truly worship you! *bowing*
Oh, and Tom Cruise loves the cock.
yeh yeh his hair is funny.. haha. but AINT HE WITH JESS OR LISA FROM THE VERONICAS!!??
CHEATER
HAHA
yeh yeh his hair is funny.. haha. but AINT HE WITH JESS OR LISA FROM THE VERONICAS!!??
CHEATER
HAHA
Anyone notice this on her profile?
“If your not in college you should Go because you will have the time of your LIFE”
If YOU’RE in college you can generally spell at an 8th grade level. Looks like she and Ryan are an IQ match.
Ryan Cabrera– what a parasite. And a douche. I bet he and Seacrest have parasite-douche contests all the time. And sex, I bet they have that too… ;)
He looks like the BIGGEST DOUCHEBAG out..and whats with that fag hairdo..WHAT A TOOL!!!
And yes i am Aussie and EVERYONE here knows hes been dating Lisa from the Veronicas for a while now WHAT A DOG. she even had an interview talking about theyre relationship and how much they were in luurrve…HA HA
I have to say her myspace page gave me a good laugh. Like #50 said, to be famous. Hmm… future porn star?
I noticed she was on-line when I was looking at the picts, lets see if she turns the profile private or publicizes it even more. $10 says she wants to make out Volchok.
Wow what a loser
Hey at least he’s kissing a girl. Kinda surprised me. She probably has a brother he’s secretly into.
His tits are bigger than mine.
That’s hot.
Isn’t she kind of fat to be a cheerleader?
and isn’t Lacey fat too?
I want to take a pair of clippers to this cum-bubble’s head. What a douche. Does he sing or something, I mean who the eff is he anyway? Oh yeah, he banged Jessica Simpleton’s sister (another nobody). Guys like these make me proud to love cats like Clive Owen and Eric Bana.
ok i have never been on this page until now and now i know why… Ya’ll are pathetic losers..you dont know lacey..she isnt a twat..loser(liek ya’ll), she doesnt have a boob job..its allll natural! and she def isnt fat she is the hottest thing at VSU..go get a life and stop talking about people you have never even met….
Wow #74 you are RIGHT! and you are LACEY!
If you want to be famous, you are going to have to deal with people calling you fat and a twat and fake titties and retarded for kissing Ryan whats-his-face.
Enjoy your 2 minutes of FAME!
His hair sucks.
Yeah, yeah, two chicks kissing in a hot tub. Nothing we haven’t seen before. The one on the right looks like she’s get some knobs though.
74 – she’s the hottest thing at VSU? Maybe at the College of Arts and Fat Homely Sluts.
wow.
Maybe before you all talk like you know exactly what you’re talking about you’ll verify that you do actually know what you’re talking about next time.
Ryan is 23. Not 26.
Have any of you met the guy? Chances are, you haven’t. I have. And I can tell you that he was one of the sweetest guys I’ve ever met in my life.
And before you’re so quick to talk, no I do not know the girl in the pictures.
He also was not dating Lisa from the Veronicas at the time that these pictures were taken.