Ryan Cabrera goes to the pool
I know Ryan Cabrera is supposed to be famous, I just don’t know who he is or what he does. But occassionally he appears on MySpace to arm wrestle Vanilla Ice and make out with 19-year-olds at the pool. Which is cool and all, because if I was famous I’d want to arm wrestle Vanilla Ice and make out with 19-year-olds too. And order huge buckets of glue to get my hair to stand straight up like that. Preferably Elmers.
Thanks to AnneMarie for the tip.