“Mmm, that’s pert, real pert. Is it creepy if I say that? Pert. These are pert.”
Julianne Hough celebrated her 23rd birthday in Miami over the weekend, and like any good boyfriend 13 years her senior, Ryan Seacrest surprised her by showing up and flagrantly molesting her in front of her friends and family while smiling at the paparazzi. So, to demonstrate just how grateful she was for this experience, Julianne decided to be the first person I’ve ever seen do a belly flop that perfectly screams, “I hate my life!” I’ve seen ones before that said, “I’m a shitty diver,” or “Sir, I ordered the quiche,” but never one that communicated a clear and overwhelming need for horrible pain. Call me impressed.
Photo: Fame, Flynet, Splash News
Straight, bi or gay, boobs are always good.
Man, she is busted…..night and day compared to when I used to watch DWTS.
It’s amazing how some women go downhill so quickly with age, and she’s only 23…
“See? Does everybody see how much I like these things? These things called boobas – er – boobays – or something?”
Hell, if she let me touched her boobs, I would have my hands permanently attached!!!
“It’s not gay when it’s in a three-way.”
the golden rule!
This chick is 23? She looks like a little girl.
“Okay, fine. This is the LAST time Daddy is going to throw you into the pool. The LAST TIME. Got it!?”
yeah…he’s a flamer no doubt
everything seemed so staged and awkward until the real beach pics. and notice how there was no lip contact…like photographers would miss a shot like that! Seacrest was also more interested in the cameraMAN than enjoying the day with the fake girlfriend. It’d be a tough gig, it’s no wonder Moakler gave up the charade. …as did nicole kidman with Cruise.
Somehow he succeeded in making himself look more gay.
Well, if Seacrest is not gay then why is he trying to look like Truman Capote.
The way he’s touching her and she’s holding her abdomen, methinks there might be a baster baby in her oven.
She’s majorly fug without make-up, and I’m surprised how shapeless and unattractive her body is in a bikini
You could feed a baby with this? Really? But where would the baby come out?
“Hey, these are firm! After feeling up Kathy Griffin at that awards show…well, let’s just say I never felt more right about being gay than I did then.”
“Hm. Still no erection. Maybe everyone _is_ right about me?”
The charade over, Ryan quickly goes over to present Derek with the mirrorball trophy.
lolololololol
Ryan: Ewwwwwww, gross!
Beard alert!!!
Add a skullcap and she would look just like Cartman
HAHAHHAHAHAH ur right!
lmao lmao lmao u are soooo right!!!!
“Wow, thats just so funny… I mean mine were exactly the same size when I was about twelve.”
According to local authorities Seacrest was seen pulling children out of the Community center’s pool before being chased off by the life guard on duty, his intentions remain unknown and he is currently at large.
Eww really? Guys are supposed to like touching these? It’s jiggly!”
wtf happened to her face? she looks like devon sawa when he was casper
Is everyone blind? Julianne is in the black shirt.
http://www.thesuperficial.com/ryan-seacrest-julianne-hough-fondle-birthday-party-miami-bikini-07-2011/0718-julianne-hough-bikini-ryan-seacrest-37
Holy shit, you’re right… Seacrest is molesting someone other than Julianne Hough for her birthday!
Amazing how different these famous cunts look w/o makeup.
Someone once said men are actually the “beautiful” one of the two sexes. Because we don’t need a ton of shit on our face to look bearable.
Personally I think she still looks cute. She kind of looks like this girl I had a crush on in junior high.
Is it just me, or does it look like someone should be calling Chris Hanson?
23? I thought this bitch was in her 30′s!
He must be hatching a devious plan, considering he’s stroking his beard.
swimming at a [10]
You don’t understand, what is the point to have such an expensive beard if you don’t do the staged “perverted groping” act to scare away all those pesky gay rumors
“So this is what boobs feel like huh? I still don’t understand what all the straight boys are raving about! Oh well, time for a tubesteak!”
yep, with most californian girls their brains are hidden in their tits.
The best pic of the bunch is Ryan lifting his shirt so as to not get it sticky as he executes the money shot on Derek’s face! But don’t worry, Derek has opened wide and promises eye contact!
ryan is a tool for feeling her up in fron of her brother thats when the brother whips his A$$
Ok if you look at all her pictures she has her hand on her belly a lot and I don’t think it is because she is trying to hide the weight she has gained. Her face is also fuller so my guess is she is pregnant!
omg!!!! the cartman was priceless!!!! ryan seacrest is a lil shrimpy man…..no muscularity at all to him. and that girl, yes she is cartman if she put a hat on. lol
Gosh, Ryan, didn’t anyone ever tell you not to fondle the goods in front of family and friends? BTW, doesn’t make me think you’re more of a man.
someone scream “Makeup!!!!!!!”
riiiggghhhttt…touch that girl so that you’ll convince people that you look less gayish, sheesh!! dawg!…tryin to prove you’re not gay, yeah right…you’re not gonna fool us ryan, you’re touching that because you wish you had one…boooyaah!
“Where did you buy these, I’d like a pair myself”
Can we say AWKWARD! Like RoRo said you don’t fondle in front of family and friends…. Plus he doesn’t even look natural doing that. It looks more like a science experiment than a moment of pleasure. This pairing is so FAKE!!!
seacrest? or chris hansen??? this looks like a family of teenagers!!
The uncomfortable awkwardness of a gay man touching a woman’s butt is unmistakable through the telephoto lens.
“Hey, flitboy, step away from the breast. I meant it. Step away or I’ll shoot.”
She’s cute, but damn does she get around.
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Classy gay…err guy…grabbing her tit right in front of her brother.
dang has to be julianne he wouldnt be feeling up little sis like this
“Hey, Derek? You’re next, buddy.”