Ryan Seacrest Is Really Into The Chicks At His Party

January 3rd, 2014 // 34 Comments

Wait, did I say really? Because I meant not at all. Not even close. It’s a miracle he didn’t light them on fire.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News

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  1. Ryan Seacrest Hanging All Over Men Completely Ignoring Hot Chicks In Bikinis Nikki Beach St Barts
    Commented on this photo:

    “Okay. Here we go. Take a deep breath and imagine she slowly starts to slip those – oh, fuck, I’m thinking about Bieber now!”

  2. Ryan Seacrest Hanging All Over Men Completely Ignoring Hot Chicks In Bikinis Nikki Beach St Barts
    Commented on this photo:

    Everyone goes to St Bart’s for the Perrier bunion-bath.

  3. Ryan Seacrest Hanging All Over Men Completely Ignoring Hot Chicks In Bikinis Nikki Beach St Barts
    CANTSTOPSTARING
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh damn, that’s hot. WAY HOT.

    That water is clearly too hot. Where is the boy responsible for refreshing the ice in this bucket?!

  4. Jimmy

    What’s funny is even the chicks know it’s a waste of scoring opportunity talking to him.

  5. Ryan Seacrest Hanging All Over Men Completely Ignoring Hot Chicks In Bikinis Nikki Beach St Barts
    Oscar
    Commented on this photo:

    New task: find who the chick in the white bikini is. Dat ass

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    brick
    Commented on this photo:

    yep yep yep……. puts Julianne’s to SHAME.

  7. Ryan Seacrest Hanging All Over Men Completely Ignoring Hot Chicks In Bikinis Nikki Beach St Barts
    Commented on this photo:

    Making tongue jestures gets you far with balding middle age men.

  8. corinthianleather

    Ryan is just not very good looking. Not sure why he’s so appealing.

    • Being able to believably fake sincerity and interest is a marketable skill.

    • He’s not, I loathe him and I don’t know a single person that likes him. I can only surmise he did a good job hiding the cameras that he used to record the footage of him sucking the network execs’ dicks.

  9. Ryan Seacrest Hanging All Over Men Completely Ignoring Hot Chicks In Bikinis Nikki Beach St Barts
    Commented on this photo:

    “Good news! The women capable of bearing children and boners have left! The world is ours and it’s fabulous!”

  10. Ryan Seacrest Hanging All Over Men Completely Ignoring Hot Chicks In Bikinis Nikki Beach St Barts
    Commented on this photo:

    I gotta say that ass looks really good to me…but part of me can’t shake the idea that a white bikini isn’t going to look too appealing after spending a day wedged up your crack.

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    anonymous
    Commented on this photo:

    If Ryan went home with dat ass, Julianne’s knifing someone at the Lululemon.

  12. Ryan Seacrest Hanging All Over Men Completely Ignoring Hot Chicks In Bikinis Nikki Beach St Barts
    Commented on this photo:

    “Jon Hamm? Is that you?”

  13. Ryan Seacrest Hanging All Over Men Completely Ignoring Hot Chicks In Bikinis Nikki Beach St Barts
    Commented on this photo:

    “So he goes out and gets a Mormon girl to be his ‘ladyfriend’ for three years… Is this fuckin’ guy a genius or what!?!”

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    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Vaginas. Why did it have to be vaginas?”

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    hoolyhood
    Commented on this photo:

    even that woman (or possibly steven tyler) can’t seem to avoid making a gentle caress.

  16. Ryan Seacrest Hanging All Over Men Completely Ignoring Hot Chicks In Bikinis Nikki Beach St Barts
    Commented on this photo:

    “Oh, Kevin…show me how you danced with the wolves.”

  17. Ryan Seacrest Hanging All Over Men Completely Ignoring Hot Chicks In Bikinis Nikki Beach St Barts
    Commented on this photo:

    “I can’t believe there’s someone on my boat wearing a beige bikini top with a white bikini bottom. *sigh*

  18. Ryan Seacrest Hanging All Over Men Completely Ignoring Hot Chicks In Bikinis Nikki Beach St Barts
    Commented on this photo:

    “Mine! I tagged him, so you can’t touch him, boobie lady!”

  19. ace11

    Gayer then a tree stump

    which one gets to be his beard?

  20. junorbizarre

    “Oh my GOD I’m so glad there’s another man here! Save me!”
    “Save you, from what?”
    “Oh…uh…heheh…from all these broads. Always talking about towels and thread counts, amirite?”
    “Right…”

  21. Ryan Seacrest Hanging All Over Men Completely Ignoring Hot Chicks In Bikinis Nikki Beach St Barts
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    To heck with Seacrest, we need more pics of this girl.

    • MR

      AGREED. A line from a a previous poet laureate comes to mind: “…dumps, dumps…dumps like a truck…”

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    Johnny Barbells
    Commented on this photo:

    “the nightmares…they’ve come true!!! hold me, jack klugman!”

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    Ve
    Commented on this photo:

    Early guess on the girl in white is Bella Hadid.

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    Sarah
    Commented on this photo:

    Has anyone mentioned to him in this day and age it’s ok to be gay? What is the point of the charade…must be an enormous amount of trouble and energy for him to maintain this image. Obvious from these pics he has way more interest in gossiping and chatting with men vs ogling the ladies.

  25. anonym

    girl in the white bikini has a foine ass

  26. Ryan Seacrest Hanging All Over Men Completely Ignoring Hot Chicks In Bikinis Nikki Beach St Barts
    Candy
    Commented on this photo:

    Can we just talk about how that is Bella Hadid… she’s not even 18

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