Wait, did I say really? Because I meant not at all. Not even close. It’s a miracle he didn’t light them on fire.
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“Okay. Here we go. Take a deep breath and imagine she slowly starts to slip those – oh, fuck, I’m thinking about Bieber now!”
Everyone goes to St Bart’s for the Perrier bunion-bath.
Oh damn, that’s hot. WAY HOT.
That water is clearly too hot. Where is the boy responsible for refreshing the ice in this bucket?!
What’s funny is even the chicks know it’s a waste of scoring opportunity talking to him.
New task: find who the chick in the white bikini is. Dat ass
“and marry her” …you forgot to say and marry her.
yep yep yep……. puts Julianne’s to SHAME.
Making tongue jestures gets you far with balding middle age men.
Ryan is just not very good looking. Not sure why he’s so appealing.
Being able to believably fake sincerity and interest is a marketable skill.
He’s not, I loathe him and I don’t know a single person that likes him. I can only surmise he did a good job hiding the cameras that he used to record the footage of him sucking the network execs’ dicks.
It’s because he’s got more money than God.
I would hardly say he has more money than that ridiculous overused statement. He has an estimated net worth of $250 million, even if he quadrupled that probably inflated number, he still could not crack the Forbes or Fortune lists.
“Good news! The women capable of bearing children and boners have left! The world is ours and it’s fabulous!”
I gotta say that ass looks really good to me…but part of me can’t shake the idea that a white bikini isn’t going to look too appealing after spending a day wedged up your crack.
If Ryan went home with dat ass, Julianne’s knifing someone at the Lululemon.
“Jon Hamm? Is that you?”
“So he goes out and gets a Mormon girl to be his ‘ladyfriend’ for three years… Is this fuckin’ guy a genius or what!?!”
“Vaginas. Why did it have to be vaginas?”
even that woman (or possibly steven tyler) can’t seem to avoid making a gentle caress.
“Oh, Kevin…show me how you danced with the wolves.”
“I can’t believe there’s someone on my boat wearing a beige bikini top with a white bikini bottom. *sigh*“
“Mine! I tagged him, so you can’t touch him, boobie lady!”
+111111111111 omg, totes lol’ed.
Gayer then a tree stump
which one gets to be his beard?
“Oh my GOD I’m so glad there’s another man here! Save me!”
“Save you, from what?”
“Oh…uh…heheh…from all these broads. Always talking about towels and thread counts, amirite?”
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