Ryan Seacrest Is Banging Adriana Lima

According to E! News, Ryan Seacrest and Adriana Lima are dating because we’re supposed to believe she saw this dopey face in Rio last month and went, “Well, I gotta have that.”

Don't touch my brigadeiro! At confeitaria Colombo. 👀 Não divido meu brigadeiro na Confeitaria Colombo. 🙈

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More importantly, here’s Adriana Lima posing for Victoria’s Secret Active Wear earlier in the month, where you can practically see her thinking to herself, “Why Ryan Seacrest not want pussy yet? What did he mean by ‘take it slow?’ Is my pussy not good enough for Ryan Seacrest? And what’s with all the cuddling? He probably virgin.”

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