Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson Separate

December 14th, 2010 // 37 Comments

After two years of marriage, Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson have separated, according to TMZ. No details were given except the split is amicable, so I’m going to let these photos do the talking while I curl into the fetal position under my desk and question why God continues to forsake me. Is it because of the atheism? That just seems petty.

UPDATE: Here’s the official statement:

After long and careful consideration on both our parts, we’ve decided to end our marriage. We entered our relationship with love and it’s with love and kindness we leave it. While privacy isn’t expected, it’s certainly appreciated.

Wow. Kind of refreshing to see a celebrity couple have realistic expectations about how this game works. It almost makes me feel bad for breaking into their house in search of Blake Lively‘s hair follicles. — To prove an affair! To prove an affair. I don’t know where you people get your ideas fro- *sniff sniff* She’s been in this room.

Photos: Getty

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