Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson Separate

December 14th, 2010 // 37 Comments

After two years of marriage, Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson have separated, according to TMZ. No details were given except the split is amicable, so I’m going to let these photos do the talking while I curl into the fetal position under my desk and question why God continues to forsake me. Is it because of the atheism? That just seems petty.

UPDATE: Here’s the official statement:

After long and careful consideration on both our parts, we’ve decided to end our marriage. We entered our relationship with love and it’s with love and kindness we leave it. While privacy isn’t expected, it’s certainly appreciated.

Wow. Kind of refreshing to see a celebrity couple have realistic expectations about how this game works. It almost makes me feel bad for breaking into their house in search of Blake Lively‘s hair follicles. — To prove an affair! To prove an affair. I don’t know where you people get your ideas fro- *sniff sniff* She’s been in this room.

Photos: Getty

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  1. dengue fever

    Look at that titty.
    There is a God.

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    Linds
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    “It’s THIS big!!!”

  3. Citylove

    What ? You gonna make me cry ! Not another celebrity split !

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    Tyler Perry
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    Fish, you’ve validated your love for this chick with this pic right here. Amazing tit shot that really shows the size and awesome scope of those babies.

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    Tyler Perry
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    Attention ladies…THIS is the look you should be sporting this season.

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    Jo name it
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    Who cares!

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    Ken
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    I didn’t even know who Blake Lively was until I saw these breasts. And now I know.

  8. nezinu5

    Scarlett has better boobs! And they r not fake. But blake knows how to show those overrated implants.

  9. Yeah

    Lively was much hotter without the shitty bolt-ons.

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    Keyser Soze
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    Yes, the first thing I noticed when I looked was the cleavage. Motorboat FTW!!!!

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    Jimbo
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    Damn Blake Lively…that rack of yours..

  12. anonymous

    anyone else not realize that these two were even married? LOL

  13. fat girl

    i think ryan and blake should get down with it

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    blake lively's tits.
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    blake lively’s tits.

  15. wim

    he is curious how a C*CK tastes.

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    Pangulin
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    If Blake hooks up with him,her cleavage will look like Natalie Portman’s inside of 6 months. Remember when Scarjo had major cleavage? Remember it disappearing right after she hooked up with RR? Stay away from him, Blake! He will remove your boobs and hang them up in his trophy room!

  17. Helena Handbasket

    I thought this marriage was a sham from the beginning. I always got a gay vibe from RR, and ScarJO looks like a raging bisexual nymphomaniac. They’re both hot, though, so why they’d fake it is anyone’s guess.

  18. Wow! I find myself beset by an overwhelming feeling of “meh”.

  19. Ash Bones

    I wish there was a porn of them

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    Commented on this photo:

    What’s all this about Ryan Reynolds and ScarJo? I thought this was a post about Blake Lively side boob…

  21. Mel Gibson's Shrink

    Gee, what a shoker. I thought empty-headed 20 year old blond blowjob machines stay happily married forever.

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    Talis
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    He’s got an Alien head.

  23. Johnny Cage

    I don’t see what’s the point when they already had an “open” marriage. I may be a sick horny toad, but if you’re going to get married be serious about it. Originally marriage = family = order. Still in their defense, Hollywood is to tradition and values what the bitches on the View are to Orielly’s nuts.

  24. RandaI

    She smokes two packs a day; he is a health freak. Both are attractive obviously but looks only go so far especially when both parties are narcissistic divas. He couldn’t stand she pulls triple salary what he does and has gotten nominated for four Golden Globes.

    Sorry Van Wilder, but she is going to trade up and you certainly are not.

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    equinox
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    Something Stepford about her. Got that wanting to grow up into Gwyneth Paltrow funk.

    Yes, I would do her (before I was married and therefore emascu…ummm, domesticated.

    No, she wouldn’t be near the top of my list of celebrity fantasies (if I was pathetic enough to compile such a list, in Excel and Access, rating by various physical features, perceived personality traits and willingness to exploit looks in sleazy and inventive ways for career advancement, and update them daily depending on what the internets tell me).

  26. Bob Costas

    Somewhere Alanis Morissette just cracked a really ugly smile.

  27. scarlett leaf

    i am saddened, but since i would fuck either of them silly (given the opportunity), i’ll look at the bright side that there is a slightly greater chance of that…so yay.

  28. Jonesy

    Ryan has narrow shoulders and sucks at karaoke. Blake Lively has awesome tits and can sing the sounds of Zamfir’s pan flute. Talk about juxtaposition!

  29. Danklin

    Did anyone seriously expect this marriage to work?? Com’on, its like Courtney Cox marrying that guy that’s in those movies with all the animals. We know how that turned out. Scarlett finally woke up one day and said what the fuck am i doing?

  30. New title for this post: Ryan Reynolds Photobombs Blake Lively’s Side Boob

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    just saying
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    Boobs aside she looks like a man

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    kingofbeer
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    *slap knee* hot damn nice side! /hoooooowwooooooo

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    Elle
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    Is Ryan Reynolds even in this picture?

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    Dorian Gray
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    Who airbrushed out the 4×2 subway she was eating?

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