After two years of marriage, Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson have separated, according to TMZ. No details were given except the split is amicable, so I’m going to let these photos do the talking while I curl into the fetal position under my desk and question why God continues to forsake me. Is it because of the atheism? That just seems petty.
UPDATE: Here’s the official statement:
After long and careful consideration on both our parts, we’ve decided to end our marriage. We entered our relationship with love and it’s with love and kindness we leave it. While privacy isn’t expected, it’s certainly appreciated.“
Wow. Kind of refreshing to see a celebrity couple have realistic expectations about how this game works. It almost makes me feel bad for breaking into their house in search of Blake Lively‘s hair follicles. — To prove an affair! To prove an affair. I don’t know where you people get your ideas fro- *sniff sniff* She’s been in this room.
Photos: Getty
Look at that titty.
There is a God.
“It’s THIS big!!!”
What ? You gonna make me cry ! Not another celebrity split !
Fish, you’ve validated your love for this chick with this pic right here. Amazing tit shot that really shows the size and awesome scope of those babies.
Attention ladies…THIS is the look you should be sporting this season.
Who cares!
I didn’t even know who Blake Lively was until I saw these breasts. And now I know.
Scarlett has better boobs! And they r not fake. But blake knows how to show those overrated implants.
Lively was much hotter without the shitty bolt-ons.
I for one love Lively Tits
HI Fish. You’re about the only one that likes Blake’s tits.
Ha!
Yes, the first thing I noticed when I looked was the cleavage. Motorboat FTW!!!!
Damn Blake Lively…that rack of yours..
anyone else not realize that these two were even married? LOL
i think ryan and blake should get down with it
blake lively’s tits.
he is curious how a C*CK tastes.
If Blake hooks up with him,her cleavage will look like Natalie Portman’s inside of 6 months. Remember when Scarjo had major cleavage? Remember it disappearing right after she hooked up with RR? Stay away from him, Blake! He will remove your boobs and hang them up in his trophy room!
I thought this marriage was a sham from the beginning. I always got a gay vibe from RR, and ScarJO looks like a raging bisexual nymphomaniac. They’re both hot, though, so why they’d fake it is anyone’s guess.
Wow! I find myself beset by an overwhelming feeling of “meh”.
I wish there was a porn of them
What’s all this about Ryan Reynolds and ScarJo? I thought this was a post about Blake Lively side boob…
Gee, what a shoker. I thought empty-headed 20 year old blond blowjob machines stay happily married forever.
He’s got an Alien head.
I don’t see what’s the point when they already had an “open” marriage. I may be a sick horny toad, but if you’re going to get married be serious about it. Originally marriage = family = order. Still in their defense, Hollywood is to tradition and values what the bitches on the View are to Orielly’s nuts.
She smokes two packs a day; he is a health freak. Both are attractive obviously but looks only go so far especially when both parties are narcissistic divas. He couldn’t stand she pulls triple salary what he does and has gotten nominated for four Golden Globes.
Sorry Van Wilder, but she is going to trade up and you certainly are not.
Something Stepford about her. Got that wanting to grow up into Gwyneth Paltrow funk.
Yes, I would do her (before I was married and therefore emascu…ummm, domesticated.
No, she wouldn’t be near the top of my list of celebrity fantasies (if I was pathetic enough to compile such a list, in Excel and Access, rating by various physical features, perceived personality traits and willingness to exploit looks in sleazy and inventive ways for career advancement, and update them daily depending on what the internets tell me).
Somewhere Alanis Morissette just cracked a really ugly smile.
i am saddened, but since i would fuck either of them silly (given the opportunity), i’ll look at the bright side that there is a slightly greater chance of that…so yay.
Ryan has narrow shoulders and sucks at karaoke. Blake Lively has awesome tits and can sing the sounds of Zamfir’s pan flute. Talk about juxtaposition!
Did anyone seriously expect this marriage to work?? Com’on, its like Courtney Cox marrying that guy that’s in those movies with all the animals. We know how that turned out. Scarlett finally woke up one day and said what the fuck am i doing?
New title for this post: Ryan Reynolds Photobombs Blake Lively’s Side Boob
Boobs aside she looks like a man
*slap knee* hot damn nice side! /hoooooowwooooooo
Is Ryan Reynolds even in this picture?
Who airbrushed out the 4×2 subway she was eating?
let’s be honest, they’re both gay. People’s sexiest man alive dated Alanis Morriset for 7 years?!?!?!? Then marries Scarlet after knowing her like a week and they were never even seen in the same room together.
Did anybody else see her host SNL this year? She looked so old and dykey during the monologue
I’d put $50 on the fact that he and Blake Lively will be “dating” when their movie premiers and then will announce their breakup on US Weekly the same day the movie goes on DVD. Just like when Jennifer Anniston dated Vince Vaughn when The Break Up premiered and then broke up with him when it went on DVD. Or like when Jennifer Anniston dated Gerard Butler when their shit movie premiered and then the broke up when it went to DVD. That’s how these contracts work.
hahaha
CHA CHING!
Ha ha! Dude, that was awesome…
The could both do better.
Best News I have heard ALL YEAR!
My thoughts exactly.
at Girly Gurl
I Like your idea, Actually, You could have a Vibrator in your vagina and Ryan Reynolds vibrating penis in your anus, double the penetration, double the fun ;)
also, just for good measure, you could have the Rock’s vibrating Hard C0ck in your mouth, working all three at the same time, nething hoter than 3 c0ck action, if ya know what i mean ;)
on second thought, the rock is not that good, but, you can have Ryan Reynolds in your throat and Jennifer Anniston with a Strap on D!ldo riding your anus as your have a vibrator action,
sounds like vibrator heaven to me :D
then
1 : at that time
2 a : soon after that : next in order of time b : following next after in order of position, narration, or enumeration : being next in a series c : in addition : besides
than
1 a —used as a function word to indicate the second member or the member taken as the point of departure in a comparison expressive of inequality ; used with comparative adjectives and comparative adverbs b —used as a function word to indicate difference of kind, manner, or identity ; used especially with some adjectives and adverbs that express diversity
Does Tom realize that periods are included INSIDE of quotation marks? Hmm…
Maybe he was thinking he’d like someone who isn’t monotone every time she opens her mouth, including during sex.
I don’t see any difference between the fame-whore actions of either the Kardashians or the Palins.
This site is all about the fame-whores.
Fair enough, GL. And yeah, you gotta fire back – can’t blame you there.
Ha!
Kidnap him in a yellow car, he’ll be powerless.
lamest hero weakness EVER.