“What’s that, boy? Ryan’s trapped in a well and only naked pictures of me can get him out?”
Ryan Reynolds is rich and can easily afford to hire someone to watch his dog for him, but clearly it’d be more fun to make Blake Lively do it while she’s busy filming Gossip Girl in New York this week. Sort of like how Derek Jeter can easily afford jewelry or Olive Garden gift cards, but instead chooses to give women he just ejaculated in an old baseball from under the couch. Love is a dance!