“Just here to hope it comes out black. Wink.”
Model Alexis Knapp apparently gave birth to a baby girl as Ryan Phillippe watched in the delivery room, according to People, which sounds well and good until the first sentence reveals it’s never been proven he’s the father. So basically Ryan Phillippe stood in a delivery room yelling, “Prick it! Prick its blood!” at a newborn baby which is why there’s someone I’d like him to meet: Casey Anthony, Ryan Phillippe. Ryan Phillippe, Casey Anthony.
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AAAAAAIIIIEEEEE!!!!! SPOOGE BURN!
Well kudos for sticking with it til you know you’ve been played. But yeah get that test, kids aint cheap!
I thought maybe he wanted the test to see if he’s really Encino Man or not.
Take the apostrophe out of the “it’s.” That shit drives me nut’s.
Oh, I get it … The apostrophe is ‘nuts’ was ironic.
Grammar hipster.
LOL. “until you the first sentence reveal” confused me for a sec.. (ghost writing yoda is?)
i know right! go back to 3rd grade
Take the apostrophe out of nut’s. Damn that drives me bat shit crazy
And when people tpyo the correction (“The apostrophe IN nuts was ironic”)
and fwiw they prick the foot, not the blood..
What are you talking about? “It’s never been proven that he’s the father??” It’s stands for IT HAS. He’s stands for HE IS.
No, the Fish ninja-fixed it. It used to say “Prick it’s blood!”
15 comments (not including this one) and 9 of them are in this typo thread.
Ok! Sorry then! :) I just was confused!
I thought he was gay?
Hahaha Casey Anthony deserves every single one of these jokes.
“I’ve got two poses for ya – the thinker…and the stinker.”
Oh how the mighty have fallen.
This pose is known as the blue derp.
he isn’t taking life serious………….
give the guy a break – he’d be knocked if he turned out to be the dad and didn’t show up. he’s just trying to do the right thing.