Ryan Phillippe Really Wants That DNA Test

July 7th, 2011 // 21 Comments

“Just here to hope it comes out black. Wink.”

Model Alexis Knapp apparently gave birth to a baby girl as Ryan Phillippe watched in the delivery room, according to People, which sounds well and good until the first sentence reveals it’s never been proven he’s the father. So basically Ryan Phillippe stood in a delivery room yelling, “Prick it! Prick its blood!” at a newborn baby which is why there’s someone I’d like him to meet: Casey Anthony, Ryan Phillippe. Ryan Phillippe, Casey Anthony.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. AAAAAAIIIIEEEEE!!!!! SPOOGE BURN!

  2. Well kudos for sticking with it til you know you’ve been played. But yeah get that test, kids aint cheap!

  3. I thought maybe he wanted the test to see if he’s really Encino Man or not.

  4. Take the apostrophe out of the “it’s.” That shit drives me nut’s.

  5. I thought he was gay?

  6. Annie

    Hahaha Casey Anthony deserves every single one of these jokes.

  7. “I’ve got two poses for ya – the thinker…and the stinker.”

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    Dani
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh how the mighty have fallen.

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    sexyman48
    Commented on this photo:

    This pose is known as the blue derp.

  10. the captain

    he isn’t taking life serious………….

  11. hedojo

    give the guy a break – he’d be knocked if he turned out to be the dad and didn’t show up. he’s just trying to do the right thing.

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