Who The Hell Is Ryan Newman? You Guys Are Killing Me
This post is probably going to sound weird coming from a site with 18,000 pics of Bella Thorne, but there’s not a goddamn thing happening today, so shut up. Here’s Nickelodeon star Ryan Newman celebrating her 18th birthday, which apparently is such a huge fucking deal across the Pervosphere™ that I actually had to pay extra for these and did because I have no soul. But seriously, do you guys just sit around scouring kids stations for big-titted teenagers? What’s your day like? Do you fight Chris Hansen inside your one-bedroom apartment in the morning then pop on some Disney XD at night? Paint me a picture.
Photos: Pacific Coast News