Ryan Lochte Got Rushed By Protesters On ‘DWTS’
“How’d my hair get so shiny?”
As far as problems with this country go, Ryan Lochte barely counts as one of them. At the end of the day, he’s a walking punchline thanks to being a mimbo who got caught acting like a mimbo. Which we really can’t get too worked up about considering we elected one president. Twice. But this is America, and if America loves anything, it’s championing stupid causes to the max, so here are two idiots that decided to rush the Dancing With The Stars stage last night with “No Lochte” shirts on because reasons.
— Good Morning America (@GMA) September 13, 2016
First they put Ryan Lochte in our dancing shows, and I did not speak out because I don’t have cable like a goddamn barbarian. Seriously, what the fuck?