Zac Efron & Ryan Gosling Might Be Playing Han Solo and Luke Skywalker Jr.

July 25th, 2013 // 29 Comments
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Apparently most of Hollywood understands that the prequels were horseshit thanks to George Lucas writing, directing and making everyone act in a giant green-screen thunderdome while he sat on a couch because, according to Latino Review, Disney has already had meetings with Zac Efron AND Ryan Gosling for Episode VII because people who are obsessed with Star Wars might have girlfriends that are interested in handsome men? You lost me:

As for what role Efron would be playing, we don’t know. He could be a Solo kid. But what I was told for sure is the Gosling went in for Skywalker’s son. Yes, that’s right Luke’s kid.

Of course, without seeing the script it’s hard to say whether it’s true that the movie stars a Han and Luke Jr., or even if one of these two got the part(s) because actors are a superstitious, secretive lot. It’s not like one of them is out there dropping hints. Subtle, subtle hints. Don’t be ridiculous.

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  1. cc

    In this revisionist take on Star Wars, a closeted Han Solo overcompensates for what he feels is a shameful secret by becoming a swashbuckling space cowboy, whereas Luke Skywalker uses the force to emote with his eyes instead of speaking.

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  3. anonymous

    LOL…Zac Efron as Darth Caedus? Gayest. Sith. Ever.

  4. Drivebabydrive

    “Do you like, lightsabers and stuff?”

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    Cock Dr
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    Yes he’s very pretty, but the thought of him as an iconic Star Wars male lead makes me wanna barf.

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    Smapdi
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    Looking forward to “Star Wars School Musical” with hunks Efron and Gosling. The post-shower dance scenes in the men’s locker room on the new Happy Star space station are going to be delish!

  7. Star Wars has gone full Douche! All they need now is Ashton Kutcher a Yoda

  8. Frank Burns

    Efron and Gosling are making the movie in hopes it will convince John Travolta to stop sending them his how script for a space movie, “Battlefield Girth”.

  9. Millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror…I fear something terrible has happened.

  10. inkydinky

    please no not another star wars movie! pretty soon the only movies coming out of hollyweird will be remakes of remakes of remakes. george lucas lucked out big time because he ain’t that talented.

  11. Deacon Jones

    I think a hammered Lone Star would be more convincing than this eyebrow plucking, asshole bleaching metrosexual cocksucker.

  12. Matt

    “I have a bad feeling about this…”

  13. “Luke, we’ve got a malfunction in fire control.”

    …Did I do it right?

  14. Biggs

    Nope. That’s why you’re dead Dak.

  15. Beltliner

    Dear Disney: Stop trying to make Zac Efron a thing. You’ve been pushing this shit on us for seven years now, and we’re not biting.

  16. lara

    Ryan Gosling – the king of dull and boring. I avoid any movies that he is in. And Efron looks like a girl. I hope they find at least someone hot to play a sith.

  17. DarthJackieChan

    Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

  18. Ali

    I thought Ryan said he was done with acting for the foreseeable future….hmmmmmmm

  19. Agent Michael Scarn

    Terrible, this is.

  20. D Wolfe

    I could be onboard for these two as Hans and Luke’s sons(?)….as both have at least proved they can act…something missing from Ep 1-3 with Anakin’s character. And if Harrison, Mark, and Carrie reprise their roles, I hope it’s only for smaller, secondary roles. Gosling’s done some nice work in “Drive” and “Place Beyond the Pines”, and Efron did likewise in “The Lucky One” and “At Any Price”. They may not be my first choices either; but based on how much the PTB screwed up the prequels, we could sure end up with a lot worse.

  21. Jenn

    Star Whores: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
    Trekkies: Bwhahahahaha!

  22. kery

    mmm i would love to see that movie ;P

  23. I´m bad..I know…but all I can think of when I look at these two is Noah (the notebook) and Logan (the lucky one)…They´re both as hot as hell.Zacs butt (and his broad back etc) in “the lucky one” is out of this world,and Ryan doesnt have to do anything,he´s just smouldering as is.I have no idea what they´re like as a person,and to be honest,I do not care.I´d strap them two to my bed and abuse them for weeks *drools* ;P

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